27 Aug 2013 18:44:09
Well a bit scared to come back on really as last time I did young Chris the REDman was going to let me have it with a venomous retort. Thankfully he didn't because he can be so nasty.

Anyways cr4p game last night but exactly what we wanted and showed again how lacking you boys are. Comes to something when you're all bigging up Cleverley one of the poorest players I've seen for a long time, you'd be better off flogging him to Palace and getting the young boy from Wigan, Lallana from Southampton or Barkley from Everton all great squad players who offer way more than Tom, first forward pass on 55 minutes and straight to Ramires, quality. Talking of Southampton they even have a better midfield than you and by a country mile!

Anyway should also apologise to Steveytrader as apparently I was being abusive using the words soft, lad, fat, knacker and lemon. Stevey you're obviously a delicate sole and I'm taking it you work nights as a donut puncher in Brighton.

GAGUS you nearly got there with your film review but unfortunately missed the reason for my particular name, the red ball. Close but no cigar.

Going back to the game, Rooney, do you or did you really think Jose wants him. Hmmm. Personally I'm thinking not but it's so obvious he doesn't want to be near Utd or Moyes it's painful.

See the bottler did nowt either and was amazed how slow that boy Jones is. Guess SAF saw the same thing in him he saw in young TOM. Exactly what I've no idea.

Also some of you guys should stop with the bleeding heart posts about DNA, ethos and history, like you're trying to keep the rebels in check and loved the way you ran one of your own out of town. Poor old Nomidfield. Seemed like a genuine guy to me just disallusioned with the club he loves and what's happening.

Finally GDS2 are you OK after getting owned by bond. Happens to us all mate, you'll be fine.

Oh when I said what we wanted, I meant you down the table, when you gottem down keeping down and keep knocking em down.


1.) 27 Aug 2013
Come back in May MW, and we'll see who's on top.


2.) 27 Aug 2013
I can't believe I just wasted my life reading that tripe. The last line about us being down the table, we are 3 points behind you with a game in hand lol, embarrassing.

Good effort with the banter though, I presume that's what it is because nothing you say can possibly be serious.

Me and Bond always have a bit of banter 'mate', it is what this site is all about isn't it?

You know that your boring side played with no strikers last night, if Rafa had left Mata on the bench all match the fans would have been writing RAFA OUT banners in the crowd. What time was the applause for di Matteo anyway, I must have missed that?


3.) 27 Aug 2013
Haha. yep we were that bad, the 'special one' spent all week trying to unsettle us before the game, came for a point as he was too scared our 'week midfield' would outplay you, and walked away having parked the bus.

Chelsea won't bridge the gap from last year this time.

Come back when your champions!


4.) 27 Aug 2013
Are you called Marcellus Wallace because you look like a b!tch?


5.) 27 Aug 2013
You must be so proud - the 'special one' has returned and seems to have attained his PSV badge to go with his coaching ones - the way he manoeuvred that bus across the hallowed turf was pure quality - his genius really does know no bounds - we'll still be here when the wheels inevitably come off that bus - enjoy the bumpy ride tho


6.) 27 Aug 2013
You look as embarassed as your manager, Jose "i'll play with 20 defenders" mourinho. You were battered last night, and extremely lucky to get a point as your "captain" John Terry pointed out. you point out Tom and Phil, just how crap were De Brunye, Shurrle and co?, i'm amused BVB ever wanted De Brunye because he's &hit.
100 million pound worth of attack and you couldn't get past a 34, 2x 32 and a "slow " as you say Phil Jones.
Dark times for you lot, given that your manager parked the bus (seems like Di Matteo left nice notes for him)
and a big LOL at Fernando Torres, I was left speechless by just how poor you lot have made him since he left liverpool.
so summing up
A Manager who lacks balls to attack
benched your twice player of the year, and never let his team out of thier own half.
Hell yeah the "special" one is back


7.) 27 Aug 2013
Zzzzzz zZzzzzz ZzzzzzzZ


8.) 27 Aug 2013
I've tried to ignore you so far, but you're like a fart in a spacesuit, there no avoiding you.

You seem to know a awful lot about us and spend a great deal of time on this site, perhaps we should seek an injunction.

Your Manager is a thug, you're more than welcome to him. I particularly enjoyed the thousands last night singing 'you wanted this job' as we all know he did and had to settle for going back to Chelski with his tail between his legs.

As for history and ethos, they are subjects you wouldn't understand. Try as you might, your history started with a Russian billionaire. Good luck for the future but you can't chnage your past. You could of course change your present but your club seems happy to be the most classless, soulless, empty club in the league. You and the happy one are a perfect match.

You can slate Cleverley and Carrick all you like but your incredible midfield got owned last night - if a player as 'average' as Cleverley can do that I don't hold out much hope for the rest of your season.

Take care Marcellus, if we're honest you are irrelevant. We have history with Liverpool, City, even Leeds, but you lot are just embarrasing.


9.) 27 Aug 2013
27 Aug 2013 19:59:03
Yawn, do you know the difference between Manchester United and Chelsea? Its Class. And as you have proven yet again that you and your club lack it.

Come one lad, who seriously goes to their opposition to celebrate and brag about drawing against them?

So if your team has so much quality then why couldn't you beat us or even get the better of us? By your own admission our team is awful and full of average players. You have a great team with the supposed best tactician in the league and you couldn't even get the better of us.

Also do you think playing with a 6 man midfield is a little negative? It seems like your manager has more respect for us than you do, or at least his tactics and team selection seem to point that way.


10.) 27 Aug 2013
Well, whatever team you support I just wanna say thanks a bunch for being mediocre and allowing Cleverly and Jones to help us win titles. Appreciate it. Better luck next time.


11.) 27 Aug 2013
Is there such thing as an intelligent Chelsea fan?


12.) 27 Aug 2013
Don't worry Marsellus. There are plenty of other Chelsea fans around that have had the same experience with a Zed of their own.

You're not alone.


13.) 27 Aug 2013
Marcellus that's a cheap post even by your uneducated standards, that's rite hide the fact u stunk out the place last night by again telling us how bad we were. Like ure posts mate ure getting predictable.
U better get used to games like that in the future with the 'not so special one' in charge, gawd can u imagine if Rafa had played that team?
LOL I see even some of your fans are against mour now! Really it can't be true can it? After all let's be honest, the only way ure club seems to be relevant is when he's in charge and goes some way of stopping u being the laughing stock of football.
I did like it last night when at some point mour's coach said 'we need to change it' and the 'self indulgent one' replied 'change what? How?' with a very glum looking face!
Also tell me wot hurts u more, the fact this does not seem to be the 2nd coming as planned or the fact no matter who u bring in they will still only inherit a crap defense and attack along with the side show that is Terry and frankie with there pretty assistant cashley?
Wont be long till he's cracking up again with no Rafa to save u again!
P.s I paid a visit to ure page earlier, who is this bas!cs fella? Is that normal on the Chelsea page to have fans that support Liverpool and chelsea together?
Now go away and get better at this stuff u cretin! Lol I can already guess ure witty response before u get to the bottom of this post!
ZING!


14.) 27 Aug 2013
Nice to see a Chislehurst Dynamoes supporter posting here. We should all aspire to greater things. Oh and please tell Mr. Lampard you have to stick both arms at shoulder height for a crucifix. He should take a leaf out of Mr. Terry's much loved impersonation of an England bowler when handling the ball in the penalty area.


15.) 27 Aug 2013
I am embarrased to go down to your level but Marcellus my friend you are a t**t.How you can come on this page and go on like this after your pathetic display yesterday beggars belief! as far as your ridiculous travelling circus of a manager he is nothing like as good as he or you bunch of blue clad people think, he was so desperate for the United job it was getting embarrassing but fortunately unlike you lot our club would never entertain that person let alone give him the biggest job in football.Btw leaving Mata on the bench was tactical genious;P thanks for that.


16.) 27 Aug 2013
Who else thinks Marcellus will be telling his little chums tomorrow "you should have seen me last night, I absolutely owned these United fans single-handedly on the web"?

This thread, of course, proves very different.

Some great replies, NI Devil has to be in with a shot at best reply though, tickled me, lol. {Ed007's Note - I'd bet it isn't the only single-handed thing he has done on the web tonight, he won't brag to his mates about that one though.}