31 Jan 2014 12:00:13
My mates auntie works at tesco and
he just rang me to say DE GEA was in
last night with MATA and another tall
spanish speaking man who from her
description could well of been JAVI
MARTINEZ.

1.) 31 Jan 2014
Being a bit desperate here one thinks

2.) 31 Jan 2014
And it's begun.

3.) 31 Jan 2014
Yes, because its not unusual for a new signing to just walk through Tesco without being unveiled yet.

4.) 31 Jan 2014
LOL. brilliant! What an imagination, they get better and better.
I can just see Javi Martinez saying to De Gea just pull into this Tesco, I need to pick up a pint of milk and a loaf of bread.

5.) 31 Jan 2014
De gea was probably showing him the nice doughnuts on offer

6.) 31 Jan 2014
He is so smooth as all of this was happening whilst the Bayern coaches were wondering why he has nto comeback from his bathroom break.