19 Aug 2015 16:19:51
So another player you can add to turning you lot down is Pedro, but as I said before you lot pluck all these names out the air and believe your a massive club and everyone wants to join you, but these pages are fine comedy and I love a laugh at you lot.


1.) 19 Aug 2015
19 Aug 2015 16:51:35
Yes, we love to laugh at you too, and over the last 25 years we have done a lot of it.


2.) 19 Aug 2015
19 Aug 2015 16:52:07
Mighty is Schweinsteiger a big enough name for you?

All your signings combined don't have the reputation of Schweinsteiger.


3.) 19 Aug 2015
19 Aug 2015 16:55:52
Sources close to me reveal that we were almost signing Benteke, but all that turned around the moment he talked to Brendan Rodgers and the kind of football he'll make him play. After losing out of signing him, every United fan on this earth shed a tear.

The source also claimed that we were in for a Adam Bogdan and the same thing happened with him saying United lacked ambition and are incapable of winning trophies.

A few years ago we were in for Henderson but liverpool pipped us to it because they were a bigger and were able to pay more money to sunderland.

We've beaten down to so many players like markovic, jovanovic, emre can, james milner by liverpool.

I was so taken aback by our lack of decisiveness in signing players with characters that I went into depression for years.

Only watching liverpool's masterclass last season to reach the heights of the 7th place finish made me stay sane and I believe rather am certain that this season liverpool would finish as title winners winning every single game of the season.
The only thing missing in liverpool squad is another free agent left to be signed or some spanish lad who had a decent season in a mid table club.
Add that and liverpool shall win the europa league by winning promotion to champions league twice (by becoming champions and winning europa league)

I urge all manchester united fans to stop supporting manchester united and see the masterclass of Brendan


4.) 19 Aug 2015
19 Aug 2015 16:56:31
Ah shucks you got us again Mighty Reds! You really are the king of banter. No kindly leave us to wallow as we are all in mourning. I sincerely hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.


5.) 19 Aug 2015
19 Aug 2015 16:58:07
How's kovacic? Settling in well? 😂😂😂


6.) 19 Aug 2015
19 Aug 2015 17:04:26
Oh not as much as we do at your attempts at banter mighty lol.

Believe me I don't think there is a poster on here that hasn't had at chuckle at you.

Keep it up bud.


7.) 19 Aug 2015
19 Aug 2015 17:05:09
Might Mug, how much do you reckon you will get for Coutinho next season? I would estimate that you will need at least a 40 million return in order to offset the cost of getting rid of all the crap your manager has brought in over the past few seasons.

Hey did you watch us play in the CL last night? Maybe Brenda can learn from a proper manager who knows how to dispatch lesser opponents. That said your mob won't be anywhere near CL football anytime soon.

The only joke here is you. A joke and a bad troll to boot.


8.) 19 Aug 2015
19 Aug 2015 17:05:29
Yes. We are not massive any more as before as our heavy weight Anderson left the club. So what Dirty Reds?


9.) 19 Aug 2015
19 Aug 2015 17:10:56
The sad thing is you coming on our site. closet united fan one thinks


10.) 19 Aug 2015
19 Aug 2015 17:13:03
see you boys in a few weeks at OT :) It will be fun


11.) 19 Aug 2015
19 Aug 2015 17:17:24
Add to that the stellar names of James Milner and Danny Ings, we've really fallen from grace, damn it.