10 Dec 2017 20:06:05
ken you best get in training - you will be leading the high pressing game for my midfield.


1.) 10 Dec 2017
10 Dec 2017 20:11:44
Haha ken I'm going to have to go on 2 or 3 diets 😂.

{Ed001's Note - what are you doing on here? You should be out for a run with a big sack on your back, ready for when you have to carry ken for 90 minutes...}


2.) 10 Dec 2017
10 Dec 2017 20:17:52
Hahaha I'll be fine I'm in peak physical condition 😏.

{Ed001's Note - you will be once you have finished the 6 month training program I have set up for you. Even Verheijen won't be able to pick holes in it. You will need to take the next 6 months off work but I am sure your boss will understand.}


3.) 10 Dec 2017
10 Dec 2017 20:44:50
Deano we will be fine you know the story its always the managers fault when we lose and the players excellence amen we win. I must say it will be an honour and privilege to play under a soccer legend In the form of 001.
And I can tell you nobody will be carrying me. Well not unless they have a big crane😂.

{Ed001's Note - that's why Deano has a lot of training ahead of him! You should know by now after a season and a bit of Jose, it is never the manager's fault if you lose. It is always the officials, the weather, injuries etc that cost us our well deserved victory.}


4.) 10 Dec 2017
10 Dec 2017 20:49:41
Some things are more important than work ed 😉 I'm warming up as we speak. A pie in the microwave.

{Ed001's Note - so long as it has gravy in it then all's good. Gravy is an essential part of a balanced diet and should be eaten with every meal, especially porridge.}


5.) 10 Dec 2017
10 Dec 2017 21:06:31
I'm washing the pie down with a pint of gravy ed 😁 we will be sound ken one I've lost this 40 stone and you've found a way to get younger we will be all set 😂😂.

{Ed001's Note - ken's experience will be vital. He must have plenty of experience at his age.}


6.) 10 Dec 2017
10 Dec 2017 21:49:46
I can't be the only one thinking.

Is Ed002 going to be there?!?!

Is he/ she even human? Votes below!

{Ed002's Note - Traditionally I spend June in California but I have some stuff going on in the New Year which will see me move house in England at some point in the coming months. That will be the driver for June. If I am in England I will make every effort to be there. Else my instructions will be provided to one of my assistant managers, or possibly to my Director of Football, to relay them to the soccerball team. I am going to see if it would be possible to get a video stream going on. Biggest problem right now is finding a nice floral print kit.}


7.) 10 Dec 2017
10 Dec 2017 22:17:24
ed002, I don't mind playing in a floral kit as long as you supply it :)
Cheapest kits i can get is 14 for £99, they are on clearance, meaning we would have about 2 mediums, 12 xxl, but by reading some comments, that might be perfect for ed001s team ;)
anyways you have my email if you are serious about helping out with the video stream, the ground we are using has a nice platform for where they video their games.
#Ed2sFloralArmy.

{Ed002's Note - I will be providing the kit for the side Benny. I will need to get sizes sorted out. My PA will look into it - probably in the New Year.}


8.) 10 Dec 2017
10 Dec 2017 23:16:32
Ed your taking too many lessons from jose. don't be slagging your own players off in public save that for 002's flower power or whatever they call themselves.
Deano get yourself in shape. You will need it to chase some of my passes.

{Ed002's Note - We are called, as everyone had already guessed, The Walham Green East Wapping, Carpet Cleaning Rodent and Boggit Exterminating Association Academicals.}


9.) 11 Dec 2017
11 Dec 2017 09:05:23
I'm already in shape ken it just so happens that shape is spherical 😂.