03 Feb 2019 20:54:55
With apologies to Monty Python

Fan 1. Since he took over, what has Ole ever done for us?
Fan 2. Well he’s gained more points than anyone else.
Fan 1. Granted, granted but apart from gaining more points than anyone new else, what has Ole ever done for us?
Fan 2. We’ve scored more goals than anyone else.
Fan 1. Well yes, I’ll concede that, but apart from gaining more points and scoring more goals than anyone else, what has Ole ever done for us?
Fan 2. We’ve created more chances and had more shots than anyone else.
Fan 1. Ok, I’ll give you that, but apart from gaining more points, scoring more goals, creating more chances, and having more shots than anyone else, what has Ole ever done for us?
Fan 2. We’ve conceded less goals than anyone else too.
Fan 1. Right, but apart from gaining more points, scoring more goals, creating more chances, having more shots, and conceding fewer goals than anyone else, what has Ole ever done for us?
Fan 2. He’s completely changed the mood and style of play.
Fan1. Now you’re clutching at straws mate

You can decide who Fan 1 and Fan 2 might be.


1.) 03 Feb 2019
03 Feb 2019 21:19:02
Don't forget he sold Fellaini as well but apart from that nothing. Oh and Martial signed a new contract. But apart from that he's done nothing! Useless!


2.) 03 Feb 2019
03 Feb 2019 21:23:37
Class Tony, made me chuckle.


3.) 03 Feb 2019
03 Feb 2019 21:43:42
Great post.


4.) 03 Feb 2019
03 Feb 2019 21:57:29
Good post btw pal, my reply tongue in cheek obviously. Fellaini never let us down and Ole probably didn't have much to do with Martial's contract but it made me chuckle like your post!


5.) 03 Feb 2019
03 Feb 2019 22:29:36
No idea Tony. Lol. But that's what makes the site so good, different opinions.


6.) 04 Feb 2019
03 Feb 2019 23:26:04
What did I start with my Blackadder pastiche?


7.) 04 Feb 2019
03 Feb 2019 23:34:02
Well done AJH.


8.) 04 Feb 2019
04 Feb 2019 00:56:14
Some people are desperate for negatives, I don’t get it and never will, think how bad it was 2 months ago and how it is now and how can anyone be unhappy, it’s crazy.


9.) 04 Feb 2019
04 Feb 2019 01:27:12
He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy. showing up Jose.


10.) 04 Feb 2019
04 Feb 2019 12:39:47
Agreed GDS. There is room for improvement of course. But things are so different so far I'm not sure how anyone can be negative.