02 Sep 2020 09:44:46
Yes I'm back after an 8 month break.
Guess I should say where I was.
I was on a job in North Korea but it went a bit wrong and ended up in lockdown. Hotel was a bit rough, scorpions everywhere but the concierge was kinda cute.

After lockdown I travelled a bit: Hong Kong, Cuba, London, Iceland. Met a hot American girl in Cuba, bumped into her in Iceland as well. Also pulled a hot English girl who turned out to be a bit of a bad egg. But the ice hotel was very cool.

I did have a bit of a bad car accident in Iceland but also did lots of extreme sports. Then me and the American girl went to North Korea to finish that job. She's a bit of a Jinx though so didn't see her again.
Then I ended up in the Greek Islands making up for 20 years lost time.


1.) 02 Sep 2020
02 Sep 2020 10:11:35
And then you woke up!


2.) 02 Sep 2020
02 Sep 2020 10:15:33
Jesus Mort! . is this the plot for the next Bond flick? I know i would watch that!


3.) 02 Sep 2020
02 Sep 2020 10:27:09
The exact same thing happened to me last year. How wierd!


4.) 02 Sep 2020
02 Sep 2020 10:50:07
Easier telling us what you didn't do in those 8 months, stay safe pal :)


5.) 02 Sep 2020
02 Sep 2020 11:03:45
welcome back Mort.
Missed your sarcasms.


6.) 02 Sep 2020
02 Sep 2020 11:13:10
Welcome back Mort. Kinda reads like the next mission impossible movie though 😂.


7.) 02 Sep 2020
02 Sep 2020 11:34:46
Bolloxology? 😂😂.


8.) 02 Sep 2020
02 Sep 2020 13:00:57
This is the plot for Die another day, not one of the best Bond films😂.


9.) 02 Sep 2020
02 Sep 2020 13:36:37
Shappy gets it.
Its a bad film for sure but explained the 8 month absence.


10.) 02 Sep 2020
02 Sep 2020 14:39:18
Welcome back mort.


11.) 02 Sep 2020
02 Sep 2020 18:01:29
Were you tripping? 😂.