Manchester United Banter Archive July 29 2011

 

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29 Jul 2011 22:41:28
Aspire 5 man utd 1
wow united got thrashed i think we should look at their striker who scored a hattrick and set up a goal. he finshed with the golden boot award.
And 2 other boys the right winger who set up 2 goals he destroyed van vezely at left back and the left winger who came on and set up the last goal.
i wathed him in the last few matches and he was great.

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29 Jul 2011 21:59:55
I think we will call that a spanking. Physically they were to big and to strong and technically they looked streets ahead of us. I would not be surprised to see some of them invited over to our academy. RAINFISHTROMBONE

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29 Jul 2011 20:30:52
Just watching u19 championships. Spain are teaching ireland a lesson (unfortunately). Just goes to show you cant buy a team to beat barca, they've bin playing that way since they first kicked a ball. These young spanish players will just fit into the national team when their time comes. I know everybody already knows this already, but why do irish and english players turn pro at an earlier age? Its a new and better style of football that is winning at every level (youth, club and international). The longer they spend with youth coaches the better, as long as the coaches allow them to express themselves.
Larry.

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29 Jul 2011 20:26:32
hey guys, if you want to watch the kiddywinks now, just type, 'stream bbc northern ireland', and go onto the bbc website....

fatfugazi

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29 Jul 2011 20:20:01
Does anyone else think we shud sign a cm?


I'm so sick hearing this eh?

City look to be signing nasri along with aguero and I am afraid that if nasri does go there , we will find them extremely difficult to beat.

Yes we may be beating them and we are still a better club, but wudnt it prove a huge phychological win for us if we beat them to nasri?

It will send an even bigger signal to them that we are staying the top team in England and that your club is only as bug as it's history
Jay-c

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29 Jul 2011 19:51:29
For people with VIRGIN, I am not positive but I think if you turn to BBC1 and press RED, then go onto LIVE ATHLETICS, then the Milk Cup should be live on screen two. But again I am not sure, I will have to wait and see if they are showing it at 8:15pm.

Sydney!

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29 Jul 2011 19:46:31
fergie needs de get his finger out and sign the prem league will b alot stronger this year lost VDS alrite replacement lost scholes and no replacement as of yet and y we buy young think nani can do a better job if 50 million all we had 2 spend and we spent them on the 3 players we signed wnt b happy

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29 Jul 2011 16:26:39
Gibson to win ballon d'or this year :)

messi transfers to crewe alexander to join the club he watched as a kid

ronaldo to take 2 years out to pursue a childhood ambition of playing proffessional rounders, upon completing his dream will come back to Man United as a goalkeeping coach

Ferguson uses himself and Berbatov in a 2 pronged attack supported by Martin Jol and Steve Mc Claren as Fergie believes the old style of play is the more beautiful

Sepp Blatter appears on strictly come dancing and gets beat in the final by Jimmy White

:)

all 100% true like all the other '100% true' rumours on the site....

moral is, please post believable posts lol

safwetrust87

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29 Jul 2011 16:24:02
Do you guys agree that Fletcher was by far the best midfielder. And we know he was not fit most part of last season and with the recent toll, don't you think we should sign an additional MF [apart from Sneijder, Nasri or Modric] as we cannot count on Carrick, Gibson, Anderson...Blah blah.

GoEzManUnited

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29 Jul 2011 15:52:39
Hi people im a CITY FAN & a lot of your fans are always on the CITY SITE constantly going on about CITY'S OWNER & the money he's spending. So i have a question for you lot.
Would you rather have a owner like CITY'S who are spending or the owners you have.Who are taking money out. Honest answers please.

The Man With no Name.

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29 Jul 2011 15:27:25
'A.S.H.W.I'

So what is the link bud?

Sydney!

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29 Jul 2011 15:11:23
just a point to gill&fergies its hard to sign players has they got to be better than what we have&improve our squad..........fletch, ando, carrick
gibson sooooooo you really believe theres not better
than them anywhere?do you want us to write you a list?lol
yes i know won title&champs league final&great as was does anybody trueley believe that was a great side? fergie says biggest club in the world should always be winning champ leagues well if you dont get some world class in our midfield then you can forget it its got that mad now you know if sign sniejder then its gona be all on his shoulders has been built up so much.....how long gill&fergie had to sort midfield out knowing scholes&giggs time running out&still aint done it

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29 Jul 2011 15:04:48
The Daily Mirror does make me smile occassionally, and strangely:

"Gervinho/woah-oh/Gervinho/woah-oh-oh-oh/The trophy cupboard's bare/But you've got lovely hair"

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29 Jul 2011 15:02:52
URGENT APPEAL TO UTD FANS- greetings everyone, as a regular poster to this site i have become increasingly alarmed at the bewildering lack of football knowledge shown here, and the bitter disharmony among utd supporters. could everyone please just try to up their game, get along and show some respect to the opposite fans.also could you please stop using phone style text writing and become a little more fluent in the basic english language.i fear without this you will not get any star performers on here this season-like sir bob the red, blue moon, the brill blair mayne, trev the gooner, or indeed myself. i am quite sure you will all be in agreement if this was to happen, it would be an orwellian nightmare with very little free thought or common sense, and indeed this would turn the utd page into 1st division material......up the pool.....lfc....ps-and ashley young is total pants so, so glad we never went for him, a lucky escape.

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29 Jul 2011 12:55:07
United's academy squad has reached the final of the milk cup . They play Aspire of Qatar tonight. If you have Sky you can watch the game live on BBC NI channel 992, programme starts at 8.15.
Should be an enigmatic game for any stranger.

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29 Jul 2011 12:49:30
Looking forward to the Barcelona friendly on Saturday in Washington D.C. It's in front of 91,000 crowd against the best team in the world. Apparently today SAF has said that our midfield has been a little loose, so it seems we will be buying a central midfielder or two. If the boss knows we need it, we will sort it.

Sydney!

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29 Jul 2011 11:36:19
Any1 else get goosebumps still watching '99 CL final?

DB-Red

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29 Jul 2011 09:59:46
I'm absolutely baffled as to why you lot feel yous are any nearer to Barca.

You lot bought Jones De Gea and Young, they got Sanchez and will get Fabregas (long ter replacementfor Xavi) it will take years for any team to get near the mighty Barca everyone with a footbal brain knows this.

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29 Jul 2011 09:24:01
Note: shi**y have got aguero which is leaving the door open for inter to buy him this is why all of a sudden inter hav told man u to go get wsfergie isnt daft he knws that now inter want tevez they will need the money frm sumwhereso ws will go to man u for around 32.5 plus add ons and then tevez to interalso man u will sign nasri for next season for free as he isnt interested at arsenal anymore

De rossi is a boring lazy midfielder quote: never buy an italianthe league is too slow and they all like to defend no good in premstick with wat u knw dutch, spanish, portugese, danish, english and so on but not italians
Ws to mab utd 19 august

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29 Jul 2011 08:58:04
Carrick is not good enough, hes been carried by the rest of the playersHe is very frustrating at times, gives the ball away alot, very very rarely passes forward, always backwardsGets nervous, Very limited player, i was very suprised when he signed a new contract, probly gave the ball away more times in chapions final than he did pass itWe need to stenghten it in there big time

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29 Jul 2011 08:47:46
My contact tells me Stephen Defour, a name that has cropt up on this site a number of times, hence this post, is off to Porto or Sporting Lison. Will defo be leaving Liege this summer.

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29 Jul 2011 06:20:44
Right now the team is only good enough for 3rd
No cm and noone allowing for Chico or roo long term injury
3rd at best unless fergie buys

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29 Jul 2011 00:04:30
red manc, as much as i like nasri i'd have to go for wilshere, he's younger, more talented, better suited to our style of play and is english.
Shappy

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