Manchester United Banter Archive October 30 2012

30 Oct 2012 21:13:09
I f***ing love football.

Proves how much they relied on RVP last season and s**t they are now

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D:D:D:D:D

James

You must feel so stupid right now!
They were playing pretty much their reserve team bar 3 players.
Plus they won.

I love football too, all the twists eh?

You need a hand taking that foot out of your mouth James? And btw, it's funny looking at your team these days and thinking the same thing . Without Judas VP, you guys are sh!t. Lol , one man team United.
Ezdee

Arsenal are a good club, its just that they sign woeful players, chamakh,giroud,gervinho etc. With that much money they should really break the bank.

They are the only club I admire in the PL after United.

To be fair, they were 4-0 down and looked dead and buried.

G.A.G.U.S

31 Oct 2012 08:16:22
What's that James, 89 words, some dots and a few asterisks, shouldn't take you long to get that down your big mouth. Oh and I wonder whose cracks RVP is papering over this season.
COYG
Stoner

They won 7-5..

-JakeW

Ok so James was a bit quick off the mark but Arsenal conceded 5 goals and looked FAR from convincing away to a struggling Reading side. You Arsenal boys hardly have anything to shout about, you've won 1 of the last 4 games in 90 minutes and even that took a late goal against QPR. Wind it in until you've won something.

TK-Red

31 Oct 2012 11:27:12
TK-Red, Its a banter site, he came on giving it large and got shot down, yes we all know how many trophies you've won and how long since we've won anything but you won jack last year and unless i've missed something you've won nothing this year yet either.
COYG

Stoner.

Community shield last year

Oh banter...is that what you call it? Stoner we are there or there abouts every year where as you've won sweet fa for 7 years and you come on to brag about an extra time victory against Reading. Are times really that hard down at the Emirates?

TK-Red

Stoner

I think youll find we won the war in ref bunging! came up with a blinder sunday! Ppl on here need to stop taking the site so serious its banter!

The dev

31 Oct 2012 13:00:29
Stoner, if it banter, accept the banter. Go an win something.

Whistler.

31 Oct 2012 13:34:52
Brag about winning...lol.... I think you'll find I was making the joke of eating his words, thanks though for reminding me of what you've won and what we haven't that had totally slipped my mind and that it was a banter site....Jesus take the wheel, these boys have no sense of humour.

Stoner

Oh a joke? Is that what that was? ;) I'll give you one thing though, you must have a pretty good sense of humour to support that lot every week.

TK-Red

30 Oct 2012 19:31:22
Have seen a lot of the Bender brothers and would love if United sign them both. Would be great in front of the defence in a 4-2-3-1 formation.
On another note we'll have two pair of twins. We can change them on half time if one is not having a good game. No one will know and we'll have all 3 substitutions intact. Haha Genius.

SHAITAN

P.S. Would like to tell that the second para was meant as a joke before you start slagging me of

I wonder if fabio played in rafael's place and vice versa! It could work.

Caolán.

30 Oct 2012 17:15:04
Interesting that Alan Pardew has said that he thinks Mourinho and Guardiola will be managing premier league clubs soon...

Man City is employing the ex barca staff these days

30 Oct 2012 20:25:48
Yep Pep at Arsenal and Jose at City....

30 Oct 2012 14:55:51
Heard lots of rumours today about Walcott joining in Jan. Same site also saying that Nani is on his way, I think it is about time we cahsed in on Nani, but I think Walcott is just as hit and miss. Now I have never seen wilfred zaha play but I think I'd be more excited abut signing a prospect as an understudy to valencia and young than signing Walcott, but I suppose Walcott with something to prove would be better than an egotistical Nani, espescialy as we'd probs be 2or 3 million up! What you guys think?

DanB

I'd be quite embarassed if signed Walcott, if I'm honest. He's not a good footballer. He's a fast runner. THere's a big difference, and it's the reason Usain Bolt won't be at OT next season, and the reason why Theo has failed to shine at the Emirates.

I'd rather keep Nani than have someone else's castoff who isn't as good.

RED_SKY

In all honesty Walcott had his career ruined.... He should of never been put out on the wing his crossing ability and general wing play is dreadful at best.... If played as a fast striker on the last man he would of had a far more successful career and probably would be a better player now by a long way.

Noname
i completely agree , i think as a striker he could be a good player
jred

Wenger should of done what he did with Henry.

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Sorry Jred I was in A rush... My name is Legion. I think Walcott had all the traits to be a top class front man a few years ago but now if he turned into one I think he would be on the Defoe/Welbeck standard.... But he may shock everyone.

Walcott and Henry were and have been played on the wing to learn more about how to beat players then moved up top. That is how Wenger has admitted himself that he develops some players.

Supasub

Legion
like you say his crossing/passing isnt great ,which makes you wonder what his doing on the wing but i think he can finish and he has genuine pace. I think he could do very well as a striker like you say he has the traits to be that on the shoulder striker
jred

Yes... I think he could actually be a top player when played central in the Hernandez role on the last man with balls played up to him h has genuine pace to out run pretty much any defender... But then does he have the physical prowess and the heading ability to be played there and will he be able to hold the ball up and bring players in to the game? In all honesty I think England would have been a lot better off for the last couple of years if he was a striker from when he joined Arsenal.... Him and rooney imo would be awesome as he can actually finish one on ones and has some talent in the box it just baffles me how he gets played on the wing for club or country he is awful out there. Imo all wingers should be able to take all set pieces he cant even take a corner as the ball dont leave the floor or beat the first man.

Jred you have basically described chicha

Caolán.

30 Oct 2012 14:35:10
Guys with the Ballon d'or shortlist being announced what would you world 11 would be this year.

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My first 11 for this year would be...

______________Hart_____________
___Kompany__Hummels__Chiellini___
_________Yaya__Xavi__Vidal______
_____Mata_____Messi___Ronaldo___
_______________RVP_____________


I was stuck between Falcao and RVP but for me RVP is more complete than Falcao and not just an immense goalscorer but set pieces and assists too .

I have picked the team on merit alone not reputation and I have tried to make a team as balanced as I could and actually make it look like it could happen if a team could pull it off. This team would win anything and everything.

Legion

Based on form this year?

____________Hart

Lahm___Pique___Chiellini___Alba

Pirlo___Schweinsteiger

Ronaldo______Messi______Iniesta

_____________RVP

I know there are some glaring ommissions in the eyes of some.

TK-Red

Tk-red

do u even watch barcelona? pique barely played last year?

Yes I do. Barely played? Granted he had injuries but he played 38 games in all competitions then went on to help Spain win Euro 2012. Had he not been injured for a spell then Barca would've come much closer to winning the league. There is an argument for Hummels to play in there but Pique is hardly a leftfield choice.

TK-Red

There is no doubting Pique's class but last year he was nowhere near as good as thiago silva, Kompany, Ramos or Pepe.

As for schweinsteiger, he was injured for half of the season, and painfully off form in the 2nd half. So even though he is probably the best in his position, 2012 was not his year. Vidal, Xavi, Khedira, Alonso and Modric have been better.

Now by this year i mean 2012, if you mean season well you might be right.

Mick

I'll give you Schweinsteiger Mick. I was just trying to put a balanced team out. As for better centre backs, I suppose it depends on the reasons we pick them. Its no secret that the Ballon D'Or is influenced by what a player achieved in any given year. For example a player could score 40 goals in a year, win nothing and is usually beaten to the trophy by someone who scored 20 goals and won the World Cup or Euros. Thats part of the reason I put Pique in. Like I said in my original post, there are several players that you could pick for each position but in terms of quality and importance to their respective teams I would put Pique. I think Madrid could live without Ramos and although Thiago Silva is a good player, what did he achieve in the last 12 months other than a massively overpriced move to PSG. If you were to ask me what I think the best 11 in the world full stop is, I would probably give you a vastly different team.

TK-Red

Suarez instead of RVP and I'd agree with you.

cozinoz

30 Oct 2012 13:48:11
does anyone know the Reserves lineup for the game against Tranmere Rovers now ??

oxred

Its a friendly so nothing major. I think King scored. Or was it Bebe? Anyway we lost 2-1 and petrucci was not involved.

Mick

30 Oct 2012 13:37:51
just wanted to compare our team with other teams by rating our Attack/Mid/Def/GK

Man united: Attack: A- 8.5, M- 7, D- 7.5, Gk- 8.
Barca: A- 9, M- 9.5, D- 8.5, Gk- 7
Real Madrid: A- 9, M-9, D-8.5, GK- 9
Bayern: A-8.5, M-8, D-8, Gk - 8.5
Chelsea: A- 8, M-7.5, D-8, GK-8
City: A-8, M-7.5, D-8, Gk-9
Arsenal: A-7, M- 7, D-7.5, GK-7.5
Juve: A-7.5, M-8, D-7.5, GK- 8.5

What do you guys think? and would you rate the teams differently ?

Desired.

Only an 8.5 attack when we have 2 of the best strikers in the world? and Neuer is better than Hart IMO.

Hoppy

Barca defence 8.5 thats generous to say the least... If a team gets the ball off there midfield they can have damage done against them. You have underrated Chelseas midfield , Cities midfield and attack, overrated Madrids defence and Chelsea defence.

You think Rooney and rvp supplemented by Welbeck and Hernandez are only 8.5, my you are hard to please!

GDS

I think you have too much time on your hands

My bad united attack should have been 9 atleast.

Desired.

Liverpool: A-7, M- 6.5, D- 7, GK- 7

30 Oct 2012 18:10:29
So Hart and De Gea are better then Valdes?!

Whistler.

No namer who did liverpool stats let me just make some "adjustments"

A-9999999999999999999999999999999
M-9999999999999999999999999999999
D-9999999999999999999999999999999
GK-999999999999999999999999999999

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Whistler,

And sczezny!

GDS

To be fair, I would say Hart is certainly better than Valdes. I'm not convinced by him at all. I wouldn't say DDG is quite there yet due to inexperience but in 2 years time I think Barca would take both keepers above Valdes.

TK-Red

30 Oct 2012 14:20:21
Thats true, but it must have helped them out. They destroyed the epl champions and were unlucky not to win and then beat the spanish champions who in my eyes have the best squad in the world atm

James

30 Oct 2012 12:46:17
Does anybody wonder if we were playing a team like wigan, if the would be as much of an uproar!

Ste-Utd