Manchester United Banter Archive December 08 2017

 

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08 Dec 2017 19:49:42
Just a shout out to Ken. Who's offered to sponsor one of the kits for the football rumours charity game. Turns out, you're not all bad ;)
Top bloke.

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08 Dec 2017 19:54:28
Fair play Ken, well done.

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08 Dec 2017 20:14:38
Top boy ken ๐Ÿ˜Š.

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09 Dec 2017 10:08:08
Benny don't go spoiling my reputation๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ let's face it its the only way i could get a game๐Ÿ˜ i just hope ed001 doesn't want to play klopps high energy pressing game or else i will die๐Ÿ˜‚.

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{Ed001's Note - I didn't want to until you said that.....}

09 Dec 2017 12:32:39
By June you will realise again it doesn't work๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

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{Ed001's Note - it doesn't with fat old guys like you that's for sure, but it works well with finely tuned athletes like myself....}

09 Dec 2017 13:22:43
I think that's a pretty fair assesment 001๐Ÿ˜‚.

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{Ed001's Note - I think I undersold myself a fair bit though.}

08 Dec 2017 07:36:43
You know you're going to have a really bad day when you're a United fan and you share your birthday to the same year, with an ex-liverpool and current player man city player Raheem Sterling.
Worst day ever :/.

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08 Dec 2017 09:26:33
Lol I share my birthday with Alan Shearer.

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08 Dec 2017 09:29:15
Bad times

Happy birthday.

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08 Dec 2017 09:59:55
HBD!

I share mine with Danny Murphy and Zarate.

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mbd              

08 Dec 2017 10:07:04
Haha i share with peter cech and iker cassilas.

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08 Dec 2017 10:53:20
I would share mine with Zlatan but Zlatan does not share his birthday with anyone.

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08 Dec 2017 10:57:53
Happy birthday mate, I share mine with the great Jaap Stam.

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08 Dec 2017 11:11:10
Angel winning so far.

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08 Dec 2017 11:37:07
I share mine with fat Ronaldo. I could open a tin of beans with my right foot too, after several hooches the night before and a ciggie at half time.

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08 Dec 2017 12:54:43
I share mine with norwegian 2. division benchwarmer Erik Huseklepp.
Beat that! ๐Ÿ˜.

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08 Dec 2017 14:29:44
Is it true that Alan Shearer celebrates his birthday by putting one hand in the air?

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08 Dec 2017 17:05:12
I share mine with Dennis bergkamp and the legend adebayo akinfenwa!

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08 Dec 2017 17:45:35
Joachim Lowe. It explains everything about me. ๐Ÿ˜Š.

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08 Dec 2017 18:51:18
Cafu! Happy with that ๐Ÿ˜.

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08 Dec 2017 18:51:20
Why is he a city supporter too AAA? ๐Ÿ˜‚.

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08 Dec 2017 20:15:07
Lol ken ๐Ÿ˜‚.

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08 Dec 2017 21:05:02
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ken.

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08 Dec 2017 23:18:54
Paul Scholes *Mic drop*.

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09 Dec 2017 00:44:36
hahaha. Robinho for me! same date of birth.

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09 Dec 2017 04:09:30
Mine falls on the day between David Beckham and Cesc Fabregas. That's as good as it gets. I spent far too long tonight researching this, and the best I could come up with (and I use the word 'best' advisedly) was John Jensen. Pfft.

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09 Dec 2017 07:16:12
Come on noucamp. Give Me the legend of John Jenson over some fancy Dan like Cesc.
Jenson for me falls into the same bracket of Park. A player that transcends ability for fans and regardless of how the game goes one that the fans love.
Legend
I got the idiot that is Lee Hughes!

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09 Dec 2017 10:54:05
At least nobody has robbie savage hahah.

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09 Dec 2017 20:25:51
Me and Gary Neville are birthday buddies.

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{Ed025's Note - i got joan collins..

08 Dec 2017 00:10:55
I was reading up about that ballon d'oh,
Anyone interested have a look at the list for the year 98 now there's a list of footballers.

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08 Dec 2017 11:52:32
What a team France had that year to win the World Cup. Some great players.

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08 Dec 2017 14:16:16
I share with the great Troy Deeney.

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