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30 Sep 2017 19:31:57
Just back in after the game, one thing that really pleased me was the support for fellainey, left the field to great support.

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30 Sep 2017 20:31:15
(The wrlds gone mad) but love that guy.

30 Sep 2017 22:01:53
It's mad last season a small minority were booing him today we applauded him off the pitch, wo ooh ohh maroane felainy.

30 Sep 2017 23:47:39
I had a tear in my eye. Chuffed for the big fella.

01 Oct 2017 13:17:07
I have always said he is a quality player and never been in the camp of wanting him gone. When pogba and herrera fail he performs. Against Real we were terrible until he came on and i would argue the last 20 minutes was all us.

30 Sep 2017 18:26:08
Nice that Chelsea-Cuty level at HT. Hope it ends a draw as well. Fingers crossed.
We need this kind of break and get stronger when we play away in the Scousers land. Even a 1 goal win over Pool would be great but if we have another 4-0 to add to our string of 4 goals it would be fantastic πŸ™πŸ˜Š.

{Ed025's Note - it will be your first real test 666 and if its 4-0 to united i will show my bare arse in john colliers window..

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30 Sep 2017 18:56:58
And what a sight to behold ed.

{Ed025's Note - yeah like kim kardashian.. ;)

30 Sep 2017 19:23:37
Your right ed025. It will be our toughest fixture to date. We can go into it with confidence and no fear. i'd love jose to put a couple of nails into the bufoon that is klopp's coffin.

{Ed025's Note - too close to call for me ken...but i expect both teams to score mate..

30 Sep 2017 19:28:00
Could be cheeky bum time Ed025 πŸ˜‚

Hopefully you are saved by a 95th minute 5th goal from the Rom.

{Ed025's Note - so do i DB mate..

30 Sep 2017 19:35:55
So city win and tbh it was a 0 -1 massacre. Mind you if they play at such a high tempo every game they might be knackered by Xmas.

30 Sep 2017 19:32:53
Haha I know Ed it'll be tough I agree. But any win will be great. It'll be an important test for us πŸ‘.

{Ed025's Note - it will certainly tell you where you are in the overall scheme of things 666..

30 Sep 2017 21:18:12
But Ed. Kim Kardashian is nothing but a hairy-arsed toerag.

{Ed025's Note - sums me up perfectly MB..

30 Sep 2017 18:10:22
It appears 4-0 is the new 0-0 πŸ˜€.

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30 Sep 2017 18:46:36
DD its a disgrace jose parks the bus every week when we hit 4 his negativity is getting through to the players.

30 Sep 2017 19:29:34
4 nil to the Manchester.

Bit like the old Tony Adams offside salute, we have Rom doing his obligatory goal salute πŸ˜‚.

30 Sep 2017 19:56:45
Too right Ken. And that Rashford, overrated!

30 Sep 2017 20:33:27
Waste of time rashford - get rid now.

Will get 10mil for him.

30 Sep 2017 17:46:16
3 more points 4 more goals and anther clean sheet. Super stuff.
After the intl break we face 4 away gsmes in a row
Liverpool, benfica, huddersfield and swansea in the league cup. Would anyone bet against 4 more wins?
Liverpool will be without doubt our most difficult game of the seadon with only a couple of days to prepare.
Im predicting a start for martial in that one as he will have no intl matches to play.
Beat them and we will be in great shape.
Well done to jose and all the players.

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30 Sep 2017 19:57:28
If we beat Liverpool, I'd fully expect to win the next 3 games quite comfortably. We will be in some position.

Premier League Match Previews Saturday 30th September 2017

30 Sep 2017 06:06:08
{Ed's Note - we have posted a new article entitled, Premier League Match Previews Saturday 30th September 2017

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30 Sep 2017 08:51:31
Excellent preview Eds.
Loved the main matches comments i. e. ManUtd vs Palace and Chelsea vs City.
Seems Ed002 leading the pack in terms of table And the predictions for today. I hope Chelsea draws with City and we will move to top of table with a convincing win.
I am not sure abt one of Eds predicting 6-0 πŸ˜‚ though would be nice but another 4-0 would be nice.
More importantly let's secure the 3 pts win and keep a clean sheet. Let's go Man Utd!

{Ed001's Note - thank you very much 666.}

30 Sep 2017 10:03:51
ED001 do you not give your score predictions?

{Ed001's Note - no mate, too superstitious. Plus someone has to run it and ensure there is no cheating.}

30 Sep 2017 15:58:37
Ha like it ED001.

{Ed001's Note - that Ed007 has to be watched closely I tell ya....}

30 Sep 2017 17:21:59
Wow Ed007 spot on with prediction.
Bond is Bond. Ain't no fooling around with.
Well done Ed007 and all the other Eds with the clean sheet predictions. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘.

{Ed007's Note - Cheers mate :-D

30 Sep 2017 19:25:06
You see bond you can't be wrong all the timeπŸ˜‚.

{Ed007's Note - I'm actually not bad at that kind of stuff until I decide to put some money on them and it all goes to rack and ruin.}

30 Sep 2017 20:12:49
ED007, you been match fixing again πŸ˜‚. Maybe you should play the lottery. You might become ED10000007.

{Ed007's Note - I gave up the lottery when it went up to Β£2 a line, it just wasn't worth the odds on that outlay!}

30 Sep 2017 21:55:48
See Celtic slipped up today against Wee Celtic, Ed007. The Don's title to lose, now :)

{Ed007's Note - I'm happy with a draw today, there's nothing wrong with doing Neil Lennon and our Brothers from the East a favour in their fight for 3rd place behind Aberdeen. Both sets of fans went to the pub together after it happy enough with the result and ready for some mutual community singing.}

29 Sep 2017 20:38:13
Ed 002 is like nurse Ratched over on the Liverpool rumours site. Keeping all the inmates occupied with a nice little project on the banter page.

Stellar work Ed!

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29 Sep 2017 23:06:44
Mumbles, it wasn't that long ago Ed002 refused to engage on your site. Just remember that.

29 Sep 2017 14:18:15
Gutted to hear about Pogba, although I feared it with how quiet it's been. Massive loss. Has started the season brilliantly. We're not the same team without him and he will be a huge loss this season.

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29 Sep 2017 15:44:51
Yeah that’s a massively blow, talking about in the same category as Rojo and Ibra take that as December ish return? Herrera never let us down last season so his chance to shine again.

29 Sep 2017 15:44:52
Looks like he is out until mid November.

29 Sep 2017 15:52:21
Agree stand his quality against the big teams will be missed.

29 Sep 2017 16:10:24
Beat you by 1 second jred πŸ˜‚.

29 Sep 2017 20:33:40
I think Herrera, Fellaini and Carrick are not bad options to have. They all always give 100%. Mctominay will also get a few more games till November. It's good for the lad. This is cliche and all but when Pogba, Ibra and Rojo return they will be like new signings.

30 Sep 2017 05:23:15
Quite angry with how Pereira decided to jump clubs.
He would have gotten a good amount of game until Pogba returned.

30 Sep 2017 10:15:19
Angry with Pereira? Bit odd. There were no guarantees that he would get the sufficient game time for us this season. Where as he will feature heavily for Valencia and gain much needed experience. Come back to us a much more seasoned pro IMO. The right move.

30 Sep 2017 18:51:10
Pereira made a great choice going to valencia. He will get a load of game time. Probs had more minutes for them now then he would have in the whole season for us. I genuinely believe he will have more chance to be a starter for us next season by going and playing a decent amount of seniorfootball at a decent side.

29 Sep 2017 09:24:43
Ed001, can I just say I think you are very hunky and dishy with eyes to die for. I felt I should share that.

{Ed001's Note - it is the truth, I often get told that mate.}

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29 Sep 2017 10:05:29
You don't half put it about a bit Tony πŸ˜‰ some would say you're a bit of a hussy πŸ˜‚.

{Ed007's Note - And a blind one at that!}

29 Sep 2017 10:11:57
Let's hope Ken doesn't see this post πŸ™ˆ.

29 Sep 2017 10:18:36
Just following ken's lead.

29 Sep 2017 10:46:51
Gosh you guys all getting warmy? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

29 Sep 2017 11:24:43
It sounds just Daley Blind for Tony, oh and Nemanja oh and Ed001, yes a hussy πŸ˜‚.

29 Sep 2017 13:28:02
I saw him first😁.

29 Sep 2017 13:47:15

28 Sep 2017 17:45:48
Ed001 i'd appreciate your opinio on my last post re ' world class players'

{Ed001's Note - ok mate I replied.}

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28 Sep 2017 17:45:48
Ed001 i'd appreciate your opinio on my last post re ' world class players'

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28 Sep 2017 19:37:05
God, Ken. You sound so needy 😁.


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