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14 Jun 2018 10:41:51
Full line ups.
002s Team
1. Grandmaster ramrod (gk)
2. Sonofklopp (c)
3. Shappy
4. Cotsi
5. Rustler
6. Jay2gd
7. Benny baller
8. Liver1980
9. Leelee14
10. Groomy5
11. John from Wigan.
Heart attack prevention player: Sam Roberts

001s Team
1. TheGK (gk)
2. Ken (c)
3. Atko1982
4. Mk Scouser
5. Bxl red
6. Red rout
7. MagicMarl
8. Mermaidmegger
9. Crouchy
10. Morro
11. Ricky
HAPP: Jack Savins.

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14 Jun 2018 12:05:31
Ken go easy on shappy.

14 Jun 2018 14:53:30
Going easy on him is guaranteed i won't be able to catch him. shappy looks about half my age.

14 Jun 2018 16:23:48
Wow, I wouldn't have put you as 62 ken. Lol.

14 Jun 2018 20:36:21
Your so youthful looking i'm only 50% older than you then😂. but to be honest i think we will be looking out for each other surrounded by all those Scousers😂
Benny has done some job pulling it together great bunch of head's.

14 Jun 2018 22:21:12
Lol have a great time lads. Would loved to have been able to make it!

14 Jun 2018 10:28:22
Nice start for United.

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14 Jun 2018 09:17:41
Well the fixtures are out. start from spurs we don't really have a game where you think we might not win that untill October.

If we're setting out to win the title we have to be ruthless this season.

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14 Jun 2018 09:27:20
Haha this is the same every year, you have no idea how any of the teams will start, Burnley away looks a tricky game to me, on paper it looks a fairly good start but it never works out like that, let's take each game as it comes and hope we are in a good position.

14 Jun 2018 09:30:12
Apart from moyes season we had relatively easy starts to each premier league season and in the last 3 we have started pretty well but by christmas we seem to find a way to implode.

Sanchez will obviously be key, got no world cup to worry about so should be fit and firing to lead our attack.

14 Jun 2018 09:33:08
*after his horrendous performances last season as well.

14 Jun 2018 11:07:30
we just can't afford a slow start, given how last season went, the title was over before December.

obviously i don't know how each team will be but there teams we should be taking maximum points of to be considered as a title challenger.

to many times last season we dropped points against the teams we should be beating.

14 Jun 2018 07:53:44
With two days to go, we have named our captains. With over 100 years of experience between them.
Ed001s team - Ken (from the United page )
Ed002s team - Pete (sonofklopp/ koppite )

{Ed001's Note - 95 of those years are ken's alone!}

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14 Jun 2018 08:44:34
Christ ed 001. We are supposed to be on the same team. 😂.

{Ed001's Note - I am lulling them into a false sense of security. Honest.}

14 Jun 2018 08:56:33
It might not be so false😂.

Review Of The Day 14th June 2018

14 Jun 2018 07:32:23
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 14th June 2018

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14 Jun 2018 10:42:30
Ed01 do you know why Ranieri left Nantes? Seems a really good person and really like him for that fairytale.

{Ed001's Note - things turned sour between him and the board and the players.}

14 Jun 2018 10:52:26
Any jobs he might be interested in . A lot of teams can do a lot worse than him. Even Chelsea can do worse.

{Ed001's Note - no idea mate sorry. Not heard anything about him since he left.}

14 Jun 2018 17:22:07
With things also turning sour with the Leicester players, is it something about him, or just unfortunate to be in charge of some spoilt players?

{Ed001's Note - hard to say. It does seem odd that he ended up at Nantes though after what he did.}

14 Jun 2018 01:25:01
Definatley looks like tony is off now. He's chose to leave and yes we can blame Jose etc. But for me he's a great talent but that's it, shows in flashes how good he can be. Will he fulfil that potential? Who knows his attitude towards playing the game needs to improve, off the ball he made very few great runs, seems to sulk when he doesn't have the ball. Undoubtedly he's a talent but it'll be interesting to see exactly how he gets on away from Old Trafford. I can see similarities with Memphis, an extremely talented player but whether it's the league, the club, the expectation it just hasn't worked out.
I hope we don't go for a like for like replacement and let Rashford take over. I'd love pulisic for the right hand side and like ed said that's could be a consideration (thank you for the info Ed002!) .
Whilst Sanchez hasn't been great his desire has always been there, he's always worked hard for the team and himself. Martial needs to use that as an example to improve his all round game.
Good luck to him.

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14 Jun 2018 05:29:52
Caolan I don't think we pay Rooney mk.2 500k a week to just work hard, running around like a headless chicken is not and will never be a substitute for actual good performances. I would rather have someone actually attacks, beat their man, score goals and create chances rather than someone who does little of above but works hard otherwise.

14 Jun 2018 05:47:04
A lot of the same stuff about attitude came out when salah and de bruyne were sold.

Last season their attitude seemed fine to me.

14 Jun 2018 07:38:34
Its not like De bruyne and Salah left Chelsea last season, they made best decisions for their career, they went to clubs were would play regular. If martial wants to go, I don't see the problem of letting him, he has talent but won't fulfill it by sitting on the bench, these players and coaches are humuan, they will always make decisions which favours them and their career.

Players changes clubs, I don't the point of blaming Martial or Mourinho. At the end Martial wants out and doesn't agree a new contract. The clubs needs to make sure they get better deal when selling him and replace with someone better and who fits Mou needs.

14 Jun 2018 10:49:48
The club is bigger than the player or the manager for that matter. Martial has talent, however down the years there have been many players with talent who just don’t get to the level they should. Maybe if Martial goes to a lower level team or one that makes him the focal point, plays to him and his strengths they may get more out of him.

However for me his mental attitude isn’t right, he doesn’t make things happen, things happen around him. Great players turn situations and in 3 years he has rarely made things happen when it really mattered. Yes, some good goals, similar in nature right foot, slotted in low bottom right corner, but rarely has he grabbed a game and made it his.

Would I like him to stay, yes but on our terms, work on his mental side to improve overall but like in games when it isn’t going for him he doesn’t knuckle down, make that difference, instead he shrugs and wanders off. If when he goes at some point he will do something brilliant and his fans will coo but if we want to be at the top everyone has to contribute and mentality is a big part of that, Martial hasn’t shown the mentality of a winner.

14 Jun 2018 11:18:58
Csm I haven’t said Sanchez has been good or that his work rate makes up for that. But he has a great attitude towards playing the game, which I feel would benefit martial no end if he could develop when he doesn’t have the ball.

14 Jun 2018 15:14:59
Couldn't agree more with that red Man. Excellent post.

13 Jun 2018 23:13:56
It's a shame about Martial wanting to leave. I'm a big fan of his but I think with most of his performances, my heart ruled my head. It's the curious case of when footballers don't play they tend to become better players. Always calling for their inclusion when they're not selected but when they do play, they don't put down a marker.

I think Martial is and will become a much better player than Rashford but he's obviously not going to be content with only playing a handful of games. I was really worried when Jose said he wasn't going to recruit any more attacking players after the signing of Sanchez. I was worried because Lukaku, Sanchez, Mata, Martial, Rashford and Lingard in my opinion with whatever combination of them you play, haven't showed that they are clinical enough when it matters over the course of a season. (Lukaku is excused) .

Martial will more than likely go on and become a world class player but right now I'm looking forward to the player that will hopefully replace him. Bale or Griezmann would be the dream. We need a truly world class attacking player if we want to catch City and improve in Europe.

The only thing I'm worrued about is what type of fee we can receive. We have been negligent in the past when we sell our players. We get bent over a barrel when we buy and seem to get bent over a barrel when we sell.

Sorry to see you go Tony but I'm incredibly excited about your replacement!

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14 Jun 2018 07:33:11
Mumbles. If you grossly overpay for a player in the first place, you can never recoup your money, especially when a player has performed below expected potential. I like Martial when he hits one of his inconsistent highs but the clubs that can afford inflated prices are not going to bite unless they see real consistent value. Unless we cease be so daft in the buying market we will always suffer when selling. We need, among some real grafters among the stars we have players who know that there place depends on weekly team performance not profile. Talk of Ronaldo and Bale makes me cringe. The are are at the peak of their career, will only come for top dollar and however we'll they might transform the team will depreciate rapidly especially as we will have overpaid to start with.

14 Jun 2018 09:09:16
I can't say I'm disappointed if he's going. A few moments of brilliance but he's hardly Giggs. I think he slows down the play too much, always pausing and letting defenders get back into position before trying to beat them rather than knocking it and going when he has the advantage which is more like Rashford plays. Defensively he is a liability and in todays game you can't carry players, you have to attack and defend as a team. I'll stick my neck out and say I don't think he'll ever be a top player and that's a shame because he has the talent but can't be bothered with the effort. We know someone else like that as well who I also wouldn't be bothered if they left the club.

13 Jun 2018 22:40:16
I know it's not FIFA 2018, but l would try and get Verrati and sell Martial to PSG as part of the deal if he wants to go. I think Verrati is quality, great attitude and passion for the game. A leader given the chance. We can but dream!

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13 Jun 2018 23:07:50
Or with Dybala Martial redcon? Not really fussed if he does leave, needs to go play in a team where he won't have to fight for his place.

14 Jun 2018 08:06:21
Players come players go. Martial is a player i would not be desperate to keep. If he wants to leave then he has every right to do so as long as we receive an acceptable offer.

I don't think we have revived an offer. I don't see a host of clubs looking to sign him. So we will just have to wait and see. There is talk of spurs and juve if we can leverage martial against one of the players we would like to sign from them then it would make sense.

Martial is a player with great potential sometimes a player can't fulfill his potential at a club for 1 reason or another.

Id love to see him go on and do well elsewhere and i have no doubt his replacement will do better for us than martial has thus far. That way everyone is a winner.

King is dead long live the new king.

13 Jun 2018 22:00:24
So the big day is upon us, big games to come, the excitement can barely contain itself, that's right, the premier league fixtures for next season are out tomorrow morning!

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13 Jun 2018 21:46:30
I'd offer martial to Madrid in a part ex for Bale. Not sure they'd take it mind.

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13 Jun 2018 22:01:28
Bale would replicate Martial's time on the bench with his time injured.

If we're talking super unrealistic swaps Martial and cash for Dybala.

13 Jun 2018 22:51:50
Madrid might like Martial as a player but Martial might not fancy going to the same situation all over again at Madrid, being second choice much of the time. I would think he would want to go where he could be more of a guaranteed starter.


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