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Eds Note - Thanks to everyone who has donated to the charity appeal, over £500 has been raised. It runs until December 11th if you want to donate.

09 Dec 2017 19:33:01
Lads and Ladies

Longshot I know but was shafted in the raffle for ticket's for tomorrow and let down by another guy. Have travelled anyway in the hope of getting sorted

If you know of anyone selling 2 could you give me a shout

Much appreciated.

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09 Dec 2017 19:08:52
Nerves are here and at the limit!

Cannot wait for the whole day tomorrow. Its a genuine super sunday.

Predictions for the merseyside nd manchester derbys?

Everton 2 - 1 pool

Utd 3 - 1 city

What are eds thoughts.

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09 Dec 2017 20:21:40
If Carlsberg did Super Sunday’s 🙂.

{Ed025's Note - sounds great brendan..

09 Dec 2017 21:37:43
Thought ud like that 025 🙂.

09 Dec 2017 22:22:46
Big Sam will set up to frustrate, full backs sitting in and back, if they can frustrate them and get a set play maybe something in it but I just can’t see anything other than a Liverpool win.

09 Dec 2017 22:29:35
United 2-1 City
Liverpool 3-0 Everton.

{Ed0333's Note - I have my fingers and toes crossed hoping your prediction is spot on mate. Never wanted Man Utd to win a game so much in my life.

09 Dec 2017 23:57:14
4-3 to us - classic.
Scousers to draw.

09 Dec 2017 22:38:30
Really ed? Wow never heard a liverpool fan say that b4.

Not arguing tho 🙂.

{Ed0333's Note - Don’t get me wrong I will your mob to lose every other game but the quicker City start losing the easier it us for us to win the title.

10 Dec 2017 00:19:19
Both matches to end with draws.
2 all with us and city and Scousers at 1 all.

10 Dec 2017 12:02:33
Jeez triple A. Last couple of weeks you are saying they will wallop us. A couple of days ago you say no Beyer times to play them and you can see us winning. Today you predict a draw. It's almost as if your setting up an, ' i told you so' no matter what the result. 😂.

10 Dec 2017 08:58:50
Not sure if you’re joking ed0333 but Liverpool have no chance of winning the league this season in my opinion, Your defence just isn’t good enough.

{Ed0333's Note - you had to go and mention the D word didn’t you

10 Dec 2017 13:21:51
Oh ed. keep ya chin up 🙂.

{Ed0333's Note - Yessir

09 Dec 2017 14:22:29
A quick question, jose wants united to sign a 'magician' in january, and i remember fergie always pulled a rabbit out of the hat with players, so i was thinking of a player who is quick of feet and thought, young and hungry, and thinks outside the box, why not try and sign richarlison from watford, play either as a striker or number 10,even on the wing cutting in, maybe cost between 30-40 million, but would be the type of player with skill, tricks and heart, someone to excite the faithful, and still very young,
what do ya reckon?

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09 Dec 2017 15:02:25
Already got martial and rashford.

09 Dec 2017 15:11:38
He’s got a lot of potential classof82 and has settled brilliantly as a lot of Brazilians have struggled in the league. He has great potential but I feel he is perhaps a couple of years away from a move to a big team. Would like to see him do it consistently at Watford for 2-3 more years and then make a move. Would much rather we went for proven world class quality as that is what we are lacking at the moment.

09 Dec 2017 08:18:37
Hey guys, for anyone who wants a link for matches, then is really good.

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09 Dec 2017 09:42:21
Cheers RDF.

09 Dec 2017 07:37:10
Guys there are some news like the derby could be cancelled because of weather. Could it happen?

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09 Dec 2017 08:03:30
SA would be nice and until Pogba is back?
Then again do we really need Pogba to be in the team to win? 🤣.

09 Dec 2017 11:31:38
Haha I remember Chelsea got a game moved for "snow around the stadium" because they had injury worries. Very smart move I did have a giggle about it at the time. I do believe it paid off for them as players come back from injury in the rescheduled game and they won.

09 Dec 2017 12:33:05
I think it's a good time to play City. We're in good form and they've been a bit dodgy recently. Hope we play them, attack them, get in their ugly faces, and beat them.

09 Dec 2017 13:21:35
Agree with schmid here 666 city look dodgy and is the right time.

Premier League Previews Saturday 9th December 2017

09 Dec 2017 05:15:22
{Ed's Note - we have posted a new article entitled, Premier League Previews Saturday 9th December 2017

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09 Dec 2017 08:06:33
Eds as usual great insight.
Generally I agree with most of the previews but feel there may be a small little surprise in the Chelsea game.
Thanks for the great previews Eds.

{Ed001's Note - thank you.}

09 Dec 2017 14:23:28
Well well well was expecting a small surprise but why a big surprise! Chelsea lost to West Ham. All we need to do is beat City and it gets interesting 🤣
Reid played well but Cresswell was awesome. Of course Noble played well too 👏👏.

09 Dec 2017 14:24:41
Very good prediction 666, non of the Eds picked it!

09 Dec 2017 14:53:02
Thanks DB.
It’s no more a given going to these “lower PL half” teams anymore. We learnt our lessons last few seasons. Complacency is an invitation to getting caught. They are fighting for a lifeline and a cornered rat bites back too.
Just glad it’s not us and it’s others. Better since it’s Conte 🤣🤣.

09 Dec 2017 15:20:00
Some manager that West ham manager.

09 Dec 2017 15:28:29
Yeah Leahy. Hope he brings West Ham up to halfway PL table. He is a good bloke.

09 Dec 2017 00:23:56
I love it.

Mourinho r. e. - I don't like this about city, A little bit of wind and they fall.

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09 Dec 2017 01:38:11
I've always felt that watching Pep's teams. They act like they have a divine right to keep possession, when they lose the ball they go down very easily. I suppose it could just be that I watch them boring everyone to death and wish for someone to just jump in scholes stylee and get amongst them 😂.

09 Dec 2017 04:00:31
City many be a lot of things, Dodgy, but I don't think boring is one of them, mate.

09 Dec 2017 12:36:45
Barcelona players used to go down very easily and I think guadiola has told his players to do the same. Problem is they do it in a clever way and refs fall for it.
Other problem is we have Michael Oliver in charge and he's probably the worse choice for us.

09 Dec 2017 13:30:31
Barca were very boring. Used to nod off watching them.

09 Dec 2017 20:46:52
I get bored by them at times Nou, in the same way that Steve Davis was boring in the 80's. The monotonous inevitability that they will score a goal in the end. Just lulling the opposition to sleep, backwards and sideways and backwards and sideways. to me it's almost anti football at times.

10 Dec 2017 00:18:10
Anti-football is what we suffered under LVG, Dodgy. I know what you mean, but I'd watch City if they were on the tv this season. Never did that before. I'm a football fan as well, and, last few games apart, some of their stuff this season has been great to watch.

08 Dec 2017 19:49:42
Just a shout out to Ken. Who's offered to sponsor one of the kits for the football rumours charity game. Turns out, you're not all bad ;)
Top bloke.

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08 Dec 2017 19:54:28
Fair play Ken, well done.

08 Dec 2017 20:14:38
Top boy ken 😊.

09 Dec 2017 10:08:08
Benny don't go spoiling my reputation😂😂 let's face it its the only way i could get a game😁 i just hope ed001 doesn't want to play klopps high energy pressing game or else i will die😂.

{Ed001's Note - I didn't want to until you said that.....}

09 Dec 2017 12:32:39
By June you will realise again it doesn't work😂😂.

{Ed001's Note - it doesn't with fat old guys like you that's for sure, but it works well with finely tuned athletes like myself....}

09 Dec 2017 13:22:43
I think that's a pretty fair assesment 001😂.

{Ed001's Note - I think I undersold myself a fair bit though.}

08 Dec 2017 07:36:43
You know you're going to have a really bad day when you're a United fan and you share your birthday to the same year, with an ex-liverpool and current player man city player Raheem Sterling.
Worst day ever :/.

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08 Dec 2017 09:26:33
Lol I share my birthday with Alan Shearer.

08 Dec 2017 09:29:15
Bad times

Happy birthday.

08 Dec 2017 09:59:55

I share mine with Danny Murphy and Zarate.

08 Dec 2017 10:07:04
Haha i share with peter cech and iker cassilas.

08 Dec 2017 10:53:20
I would share mine with Zlatan but Zlatan does not share his birthday with anyone.

08 Dec 2017 10:57:53
Happy birthday mate, I share mine with the great Jaap Stam.

08 Dec 2017 11:11:10
Angel winning so far.

08 Dec 2017 11:37:07
I share mine with fat Ronaldo. I could open a tin of beans with my right foot too, after several hooches the night before and a ciggie at half time.

08 Dec 2017 12:54:43
I share mine with norwegian 2. division benchwarmer Erik Huseklepp.
Beat that! 😁.

08 Dec 2017 14:29:44
Is it true that Alan Shearer celebrates his birthday by putting one hand in the air?

08 Dec 2017 17:05:12
I share mine with Dennis bergkamp and the legend adebayo akinfenwa!

08 Dec 2017 17:45:35
Joachim Lowe. It explains everything about me. 😊.

08 Dec 2017 18:51:18
Cafu! Happy with that 😁.

08 Dec 2017 18:51:20
Why is he a city supporter too AAA? 😂.

08 Dec 2017 20:15:07
Lol ken 😂.

08 Dec 2017 21:05:02
🤣🤣🤣 ken.

08 Dec 2017 23:18:54
Paul Scholes *Mic drop*.

09 Dec 2017 00:44:36
hahaha. Robinho for me! same date of birth.

09 Dec 2017 04:09:30
Mine falls on the day between David Beckham and Cesc Fabregas. That's as good as it gets. I spent far too long tonight researching this, and the best I could come up with (and I use the word 'best' advisedly) was John Jensen. Pfft.

09 Dec 2017 07:16:12
Come on noucamp. Give Me the legend of John Jenson over some fancy Dan like Cesc.
Jenson for me falls into the same bracket of Park. A player that transcends ability for fans and regardless of how the game goes one that the fans love.
I got the idiot that is Lee Hughes!

09 Dec 2017 10:54:05
At least nobody has robbie savage hahah.

09 Dec 2017 20:25:51
Me and Gary Neville are birthday buddies.

{Ed025's Note - i got joan collins..

08 Dec 2017 00:10:55
I was reading up about that ballon d'oh,
Anyone interested have a look at the list for the year 98 now there's a list of footballers.

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08 Dec 2017 11:52:32
What a team France had that year to win the World Cup. Some great players.

08 Dec 2017 14:16:16
I share with the great Troy Deeney.


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