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03 Aug 2018 07:10:30
Listen Up lads!
I have been hearing lot of things about this forum recently and I decided to pay visit.
First, congratulation to all the Eds you are doing a wonderful job here. Though I don't know your identities, I am aware we might have personally met few times. Next time reveal yourselves I will buy you lunch. But the place depends on whether you are on 001's side or 002's side.
Next, to all the posters, I am amazed! May be I should assign dedicated scouts to just read the page to identify targets, and dedicated assistants to look for tactical ideas. I mean! really?
You think I don't know what I am doing? You guys have no idea what is it to manage a great club like Paris st Germain. Uh! I meant Man United. Forget it. I am where I am because I always win. If you guys see my cv you will know I have always won and when I haven't it was never my mistake. Please do not call me arrogant because what I say is true. I'm not one out of the bottle, I think I'm a SPECIAL ONE.
How can some of you can be optimistic when the only decent player we have signed is Fred? I am stuck with an always unfit young left back, one directional right back, wingers who know crap about defensive duties, a freakin fashion expert in the middle of the park, a powerhouse striker but uses extensive power for first touch. How I am supposed to compete with the baldy and the crazy german bigtooth fairy? look at the players they have. The only was is to defend to death and try to score a goal.
And when I take my list of shortlisted targets who are at the perfect age of sweet 30, he gives them to an expert team under him. They analyze if the the brazilian noodles company would sponsor the wigged winger or the German tractor company would sponsor the midfield Krooiser. I almost won the championship last season but couldn only because we didn't get Perisic. Look how he dragged the average Croatia to almost win the world cup. It was
just a 39 Goal difference between us and city last year. Perisic could have easily created 20 assists and scored 20 himself. The expert team rejected him because they thought he wouldn't pose topless shining with the Croatian Olive Oil, like how that company wanted.
It is just easy to sit behind a computer and type opinions. You need to be there to know what's happening.
Hmmm. So now that I am here watch what you post. I am watching.
And to all the moaners, stop it, its getting embarrassing, you have no idea how to moan. Leave that to me.
1.) 03 Aug 2018 14:32:42
Might I ask 3 important Questions.
1. Are you going to stay.
2. Zaha re-sign
3. Ed Woodward friend or foe.
😆😆😆😆😆.
2.) 03 Aug 2018 16:35:34
1. I will decide at the end of the season whether to stay or not. If everything goes fine I will win the championship, I will stay and pick a fight with few players before I leave next year. if things go southwards I will make sure to make things worse and force beloved Woody to sack me.
2. Depends if Woody manages to sell Martial then I won't have an youngster to ruin.
3. I call Woody before I meet the press, sets the mood.
3.) 03 Aug 2018 17:09:03
BFRO, look at what you have done now, this could quickly get tiresome.
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03 Aug 2018 16:35:34
1. I will decide at the end of the season whether to stay or not. If everything goes fine I will win the championship, I will stay and pick a fight with few players before I leave next year. if things go southwards I will make sure to make things worse and force beloved Woody to sack me.
2. Depends if Woody manages to sell Martial then I won't have an youngster to ruin.
3. I call Woody before I meet the press, sets the mood.
03 Aug 2018 10:17:44
Well I gave them the two primary targets, that they couldn't sign. Insisted on another one so I gave them Mina. No worries I don't plan to play him I will use Matic as CB. So it doesn matter if he is good or not.