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Team: Manchester United

Where from: Northern Ireland

Favourite player: George Best

Best team moment: Barcelona '99.

Interests: Travelling, National Hunt horse racing, poker and golf

Timezone: (GMT) Western Europe Time, London, Lisbon, Casablanca

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04 Sep 2015 22:04:29
Creme de la menthe! Parlez-vous Norn Iron?

How to speak Norn Iron (very funny)

1.) 05 Sep 2015 14:34:03
Cheers Eds for the accompanying video. I've never felt sympathy for the French before, but God help them if we do the unthinkable, and actually bloody qualify.

2.) 05 Sep 2015 15:00:27
Stickin out stevie




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27 Sep 2017 18:42:27
Three at the back, tonight, with Young and Blind as wing backs by the looks of it. Never totally convinced with this formation, but hoping for a good result. Like to see Lindelof have a good game. Think the pace of European games suits him better just now.

1.) 27 Sep 2017 19:08:13
Be interesting to see martial and lukaku up top.

2.) 27 Sep 2017 19:17:05
Or perhaps Lindelof is at FB (or Smalling) . I'm pretty drunk already so I really don't give a hoot.

3.) 27 Sep 2017 21:50:18
That's ok ajh just don't start chanting😎.



24 Sep 2017 06:40:47
Never used to have any sympathy for some of JosΓ©'s antics over the years, but my God, that sending off was very harsh. Strayed over the touchline by inches.

1.) 24 Sep 2017 08:13:46
Refs love to punish Jose for anything, other mangers can do the same or worse and nothing done or said, used to it now.

2.) 24 Sep 2017 09:50:29
Compare that to when Klopp screamed in the face of the 4th official, which was described as passion. Obviously Mike Jones doesn't like Jose, but he is a garbage ref always.

3.) 24 Sep 2017 12:01:21
Minutes earlier the Southampton manager ran maybe ten yards down the sideline from his technical area to retrieve a ball for a throw in so Southampton could take it quickly. That must be ok is it?

4.) 24 Sep 2017 12:11:51

Jose got in trouble for the water bottle last year. Give or take a couple of weeks and there were similar, more aggressive incidents with two other managers that weren't dealt with. Same can be said with recent high foot incidents not involving us. The inconsistency and failure to move forward with technology etc is affecting the game as a whole in my opinion. Love to know what everyone else thinks.

5.) 24 Sep 2017 22:52:11
Oh so it didn't have anything to do with him grabbing the fourth ref? Common guys.

6.) 25 Sep 2017 00:11:25

No it didn’t mate, he was sent off for encroaching in to the pitch, an absolute joke and to do it when they did when Southampton were just about to have a very important corner was absolutely pathetic and the 4th official just spotting a chance to get himself in the papers.

7.) 25 Sep 2017 10:55:38
Stoupid, if you watch it again, you can see he lost his balance and grabbed onto the to stop himself falling over! And as GDS says, that wasn't even the reason he was sent off.

8.) 25 Sep 2017 12:41:50
Stoupid he was sent offfor srepping on to the pitch accidentally.

9.) 25 Sep 2017 15:52:14
Stevie. Totally agree. One rule for conti and Klopp and another for Jose. It's pathetic.



05 Sep 2017 11:03:33
Not United related, but at a time when most on here are decrying the international break, can I just pay tribute to Johnny Evans, and a starting XI comprising of three Premier League players, five from the Championship, two from League One and one from the Scottish Premiership.

To beat the Czech Republic 2-0, when the pressure was really on, was a fantastic achievement by a team that is greater than the sum of it's parts, and shows how a good tactical manager can be worth his weight in gold.

Evans showed just how much more mature he is as a defender these days, and though Steve Davis is the captain, Evans has become a real leader at the back.

Germany next, and in all likelihood a return to reality, but by God I'm enjoying the ride.

ps. Glad to see Rashford get on the scoresheet last night. One of the few England players that doesn't seem scared when he gets the ball. That early mistake could have saw him him retreat into his shell, but the young lad seems to be mature beyond his years. Bodes well for us.

1.) 05 Sep 2017 11:59:39
At a time when everyone is bemoaning internationals, they have been spectacular Nou. Are they guaranteed second place behind Germany now? Incredible.

Rashford and Jones played very well.

Looking forward to seeing Rash and Martial develop this season, they will both get plenty of playing time. I can see them pushing each other all the way through the season.

2.) 05 Sep 2017 15:20:04
I think it maybe wouldn't do any harm, Dodgy, if England missed out on qualifying for a couple of major tournies. I think England supporters have perhaps taken it for granted. Believe me, when you're not there it bloody hurts.

3.) 05 Sep 2017 16:30:25
I remember missing out on USA 94 which was bad after being in semi 4 years earlier. Big reforms were promised and never delivered. It took years to get st Georges park up and running.

4.) 06 Sep 2017 09:08:25
Since Euro 2004 we have been poor. Players play as individuals and not as a team. Friendly games should be where players who don't normally get picked, are given a chance to see how they perform at that level.
As we approach a tournament and players get injured. It's the same old story, he's never played at international level before so it's too much of a gamble to take him.
I remember ED001 saying that sponsors influence who gets picked as well. Every manager has to compromise from day one, knowing that they aren't in full control.

5.) 06 Sep 2017 14:28:54
I think Evans always had something but he isn't the player he was at united, sometimes people need that move to learn or grow as a player, do I think he's good enough for you guys now? Yes, he's get in most back 4, he does a good job but often gets overlooked. Seems like someone you want on the pitch, doesn't blame everyone else, calm, collected, can pass. Fair play to the lad he's definitely grown as a player.

6.) 06 Sep 2017 19:39:53
Nou, michael O'Neil has done an amazing job. Well on his way to being a top top manager.



02 Aug 2017 21:51:48
I know I usually defend him on here, but I thought Fellaini genuinely had a really good game tonight. Broke the play up well, and his passing was tidy. Set MArtial off a couple of times with his hard work and passing. He does tend to play this way most of the time, but people tend to have made their minds up about him before the whistle has even been blown. Good to see him rise to the challenge laid out in front of him, with Matic's arrival, but to be honest, having seen the guy over the years, his attitude and desire has never been in doubt.

1.) 02 Aug 2017 22:13:46
I wonder if selling him will start a domino effect? We could go out and make a huge signing, to make a statement.

2.) 02 Aug 2017 22:18:38
Best chest control in the premier league ever.

3.) 02 Aug 2017 22:24:35
That's the thing with Fellaini. He gives 100%, wins tackles, gives De Gea an option on long balls, and so on, but then, just when a tough game is in the balance, he does something maddeningly stupid. That said, it is great to see him score a header off a cross and celebrate. He does love the club.

4.) 02 Aug 2017 22:30:55
I'm someone who doesn't always praise him but thought he did well tonight.
On another note i heard he was delighted with the tinder sponsorship he thinks he will get a regular 'match 'πŸ˜‚.

5.) 03 Aug 2017 00:34:18
zidaniel, how often has he done something stupid? Seriously, I'm genuinely asking. Is it a myth? Can you name more than two occasions?

6.) 03 Aug 2017 00:51:58
Foul against Everton and red card against city last season. That's about all I can think of in 3 years, but don't let the truth get in the way, he constantly makes mistakes and let's them team down, useless bog brush.

{Ed007's Note - A foul against Everton! Get the pitchforks out Springfield!}

7.) 03 Aug 2017 06:10:16
Glad to see he got a good cheer from the crowd, when he came on. Anyway, I see down below it's Blind's turn to be the scapegoat for the season, so hopefully the big fella will get a wee break for a while.

8.) 03 Aug 2017 07:13:05
That's what I was saying previously, I actually believe he has done quite well with very few mistakes. Everything being over exaggerated.

Personally I hope he stays.

9.) 03 Aug 2017 06:59:25
Noucamp he is a good player and just gets unwarranted dogs abuse on here for next to no reason. In my opinion he had a better season than Pogba last year but no one mentions that.

He could have the greatest individual performance in any game and folk will still find fault because he isn't as smooth as Xavi or as flash as Zidane. I for one will be glad to keep him in the squad.



23 Jul 2017 23:30:49
Ed033, is there a problem with the Live chat? Just closed up on me, and now only showing as a previous Live chat. Cheers.

{Ed007's Note - I've messaged Ed033, Stevie. I've no idea what happened there. Jordan's lawyers don't know anything about it and Beast's waiting on a no win no fee ambulance chaser getting back to him about a libel case.}

1.) 23 Jul 2017 23:34:48
Love it, Bond πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

{Ed007's Note - Sorry about it though troops, sitting up until this time on a Sunday for a game and the chat crashing. Especially for people like you that were up for early Mass this morning ;)

2.) 23 Jul 2017 23:55:41
Ha! The ironic thing is, I've been in more Chapels in my life, than my own church, what with you heathens marrying into my family, then making lots of babies for christenings πŸ˜€.

{Ed007's Note - That would be an ecumenical question but you've never been to a Christening in the Chapel, we get Baptised which is one of the 7 RC sacraments. Pat Mustard explained it to me years ago.}

3.) 24 Jul 2017 00:26:34
:) Randy aul Pat. I'll be honest, the first time I went into a chapel, I came out a little disappointed. I was promised child sacrifices at least!




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27 Sep 2017 22:26:33
Was always disappointed we didn't get Ozil when he went to Madrid, and when he went to Arsenal. Class act.

{Ed007's Note - I was the same, Stevie. I've always liked Ozil and the Arsenal move was never going to work imo.}



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04 Sep 2017 21:56:06
Less of the body-shaming, Tony!



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22 Aug 2017 20:42:00
Does anyone really think a move to that basketcase of a club, would really help him develop? If he does go on loan, I'd rather he went to a decent EPL club, and get more experience of playing in this league. Maybe Palace, with a footballing manager and TFM already there?



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21 Aug 2017 12:16:18
Blind is not pacy enough to be a specialist left back, but when Shaw returns he'll take that slot, and help Rashford in the process. However, he is still a great utility player to call upon, whether in that position, centre half or defensive midfielder.

Gary Neville wasn't the fastest, but he could read the game and was rarely caught out of position. Blind is a very intelligent player, and from what I've seen of him, he rarely gets into a position where he has to run one on one with a winger.



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27 Jul 2017 11:59:04
I always believed that fate would see us with another Welsh winger to take over from Ryan, and was gutted when he went to Madrid. Would love him at the club, as for me, he is in that level of player below Ronaldo and Messi. My only worry, is that a player with such explosive pace and acceleration, does tend to pick up injuries, and without that asset, they're nowhere near the same player. He reminds me of Michael Owen a little in that regard.




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18 Oct 2017 22:20:03
Too much vinho verde, Tony. Never too proud to admit when I get it wrong, tho. I give Schmid a hard enough time over his views on certain aspects of the club, never mind when i'm too drunk to read his post properly πŸ˜€.



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18 Oct 2017 22:09:50
Scholes: "it was the closest Lukaku got to him all night". Classic 😁.



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18 Oct 2017 14:23:06
Apologies, Schmid. I misread your post. Cancel my last πŸ˜€.



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18 Oct 2017 14:21:34
Schmid, you're criticising the lack of ambition of the owners, then claiming Poch would be a great manager as he's very shrewd in the transfer market. You can't have it both ways, mate.



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12 Oct 2017 21:12:32
That's the fella, James. I know he was very popular down there.