02 Sep 2013 09:52:57
according to my sources, Ed Woodward has called in sick!


1.) 02 Sep 2013
Not to be rude but hasn't he all summer? I heard gladis the tea lady has been signed for £7.50 per hr though.


2.) 02 Sep 2013
Rumours have it that Woodward is on holiday today and Barry Chuckle will fill in for him.


3.) 02 Sep 2013
Would be difficult to tell which was which


4.) 02 Sep 2013
Very funny! Just what I needed on what is likely to be a depressing day.


5.) 02 Sep 2013
Almost correct Syd, But the truth is he actually signed both chuckle brothers to replace Cleverley and Carrick, to me to u, to me to u, to me to u, whos that Dutch boy in acres of space, nevermind to me to u!


6.) 02 Sep 2013
I heard he's on a plane to Florida to pick up his "spent f#ck all" Glazer bonus!
I've offered my seven year old daughter to stand in for today so expect three or four easy transfers to go through!


7.) 02 Sep 2013
He rang hnim sick with ozil-itis ;)


8.) 02 Sep 2013
Haha Fabs, that just made my day!