30 May 2013 22:45:22
De Gea, Rafael, Smalling, Jones, Cleverley, Kagawa, Powell, Zaha, Januzaj, Angelo.

On reflection, we've really got a cracking group of young players at the club. Hopefully add Thiago and a relatively young Strootman to this soon, and we'll have some great depth for the next few years.

Within 2-3 years I don't think it's inconceivable to see all of the above regularly in the starting XI, with perhaps a 32yr old RVP and a 30yr old Leighton Baines in there for good measure.

Unfortunately Rooney had to retire at 29yr old, due to a freak accident where a biro pen slipped out of his hand just as he was signing another contract extension, and it fell on right foot; breaking it several places (very heavy pen made from solid gold). Subsequently, as he reached down in pain to grasp his now fragile foot, the contract extension which layed in front of him on the table, scalped him in one of the most severe paper cut accidents ever recorded, and perminately balding the former England striker. He retired from football, and was later seen grooming ladies outside of resident care homes.

WF Red Devil

1.) 30 May 2013
Just a thought to all united fans I cme on the site to see what the thougts are about signings now fergie and gill have gone I don't see us being able to compete with other clubs with the glazers being in control I was brought up with tommy docs teams we were more ore less classed as acup side but we played great football just a thought and I will probably get slated but for one season ore probably two why don't the fans hurt the club in the pocket and not with protests even if it ment hovering just above relegation just to get the glazers out and then go down the byern route surley a couple of seasons would not hurt wed still be best supported club in the land and wed be rid of the f ing yanks a red united fan

2.) 31 May 2013
*cough* Welbeck *cough* ;)