20 Aug 2015 19:09:33
Look on the bright side at least you didn't have far to go to greet your new signing Pedro, as most of you lot from London anyway.

1.) 20 Aug 2015
20 Aug 2015 19:58:57
Now that is banter mighty, a lot better than your previous attempts lol

2.) 20 Aug 2015
20 Aug 2015 19:59:35
Incorrect stat

3.) 20 Aug 2015
20 Aug 2015 20:08:18
makes no sense

4.) 20 Aug 2015
20 Aug 2015 20:52:29
Wot u on about treacle .I almost spat out my pie n mash u mickey mouse lay about muppet 😆😆

5.) 20 Aug 2015
20 Aug 2015 20:56:42
We could have set our sights on mid table players like Milner or ings.

6.) 20 Aug 2015
20 Aug 2015 21:02:50
"At Chelsea he knows he is going to be playing in a system that Barca play and he has got a manager that gives you a run in the team."
"From a football perspective, Chelsea is a no-brainer,"
According to Danny Murphy.

Chelsea play the Barca way?
Little help needed Mighty red please decrypt your liverpool legend's words to English.

7.) 20 Aug 2015
20 Aug 2015 21:05:46
Decent banter mighty reds. an upgrade on previous attempts

8.) 20 Aug 2015
20 Aug 2015 21:07:06
Let him have this one . God knows he needs it.

9.) 20 Aug 2015
20 Aug 2015 21:09:07
Mighty Reds -Terrible banter son. All your little digs at united are based soley on players we didn't sign.
You do realise that this window alone could amount to way over 100 players don't you.
We didn't bring Ronaldo back ,Bale didn't come,Benzema, Isco was linked ,Ramos (oh wait you did him didn't you ) Varane , I'm pretty sure I'm missing someone but that's just Real Madrid.
Your name alone provides me with a much needed laugh.
Shall we start a list of all the players you could NEVER attract let alone sign.
Shall we all marvel at the combined 67.5 million spent on Andy Carroll/Benteke? combined.?
Brendan Rodgers press conferences?
The amount of years since Liverpool were champions?
Or the 17 yes 17 saviours you have invested in the last two years ,Balotelli,Lambert etc.

Actually Might Reds you crack on listing all the players that don't sign for us,its really crushing our spirits and am sat here sipping a scotch wishing we could be more like Liverpool.

10.) 20 Aug 2015
20 Aug 2015 22:00:18
Pedro deal could still be on. Chelsea struggling to get a doctor to do the medical,

11.) 21 Aug 2015
21 Aug 2015 00:14:54
Scouse humour hilarious nearly wet myself(not)

12.) 21 Aug 2015
21 Aug 2015 06:10:22
Hahahahaha mighty that was quite good 😄