28 May 2019 02:48:16
Last night my Wife said to me "Can you give me a Liverpool performance in bed "

So frowning at her i said " what's that then "

She says " I want you to spend a long time on top and come Second.

1.) 28 May 2019
28 May 2019 16:37:17
Then you offered to give her a 'Man Utd performance' and she said - "no thanks, I don't want you to finish closer to the bottom".