02 Nov 2021 12:08:47
I’m really worried we might find ourselves in the bottom half of the table and even fighting relegation. Hear me out.

Pep, Klopp, and Tuchel are the 3 best Managers in the world so they will finish top 3. Conte is amazing so Spurs will likely finish 4th. Newcastle have the Saudi money and will recruit a big name Manager in January along with a bunch of players so they will shoot up the table, Potter is amazing so Brighton will be up there, Rafa has won the Champions League so it’s only a question of time until Everton find a groove. Rogers could be our next Manager so Leicester will surely soon climb the table and Moyes is doing amazing things at West Ham.

That means 10th is the best we can hope for but even that might be pushing it. Arteta has Arsenal firing, Viera is showing real promise at Palace, Ranieri will likely do wonders at Watford and Hassenhuttl is an excellent Manager so Southampton will be on the rise too.

Seriously, we are majorly screwed here.

1.) 02 Nov 2021
02 Nov 2021 12:27:33
Ha ha lol ajh did a funny. funny man.

2.) 02 Nov 2021
02 Nov 2021 13:01:40
OMG. its that a serious post?

3.) 02 Nov 2021
02 Nov 2021 13:04:55
Utd are definitely going down this season.

4.) 02 Nov 2021
02 Nov 2021 13:07:22
Good banter AJH

Out of interest in a league table of managers where do you see Ole?

Do you think we are now fighting with Spurs and West Ham for 4th?

5.) 02 Nov 2021
02 Nov 2021 13:11:08
I appreciate this is a joke but if Conte does elevate Spurs which shouldn't be too difficult for him because even as bad as they are, Son and Kane are worth 40-45 goals a season and Conte can coach a defence.

Can anyone see a viable way for us to make the champions league for next season. Maybe if Afcon gets extended to a 6 month tournament?

6.) 02 Nov 2021
02 Nov 2021 13:46:43
The Championship? Our manager is definitely not up to that challenge.
If we went down Ole would never get us back up.

7.) 02 Nov 2021
02 Nov 2021 14:10:40
Love it AJH, very well played. Captures the mood on here perfectly.

8.) 02 Nov 2021
02 Nov 2021 15:18:51
If my Aunty had balls she’d be my Uncle.

The love for every Manager other than Ole is getting silly. 90%+ of us think he should go but the list of people who would be better gets longer by the minute, hence my tongue in cheek post.

Red Man, I think we will finish in the top 4 and potentially the top 3. Right now Chelsea are smashing it and Liverpool taught us a lesson but the season is long. If I remember correctly we didn’t have a great start last year and someone mentioned relegation then, yet we recovered to finish 2nd.

I think Ole has achieved all he can, he looks lost and cheerleading will only get you so far. However I don’t buy into the narrative that he is completely useless and has no idea at all, just that he isn’t up to managing us and making us competitive at the highest level. That doesn’t mean that every other Manager is better, or he is the worst Manager in the EPL, if we was rally so clueless we wouldn’t have finished 3rd and 2nd. So, not the right man, found wanting in the big games, but still deserves some credit.

9.) 02 Nov 2021
02 Nov 2021 16:42:06
Summed up nicely, Tony.

10.) 02 Nov 2021
02 Nov 2021 17:08:16
Only thing Ole deserves is a one way ticket to Norway, with a no return clause inserted.

11.) 02 Nov 2021
02 Nov 2021 17:33:32
Conte will have the International break coming up aswell. Surely Kane will be dropped for the upcoming fixtures. It sends out the wrong message picking out of form players.

12.) 02 Nov 2021
02 Nov 2021 17:46:40
Ajh - “ole has achieved all he can” …. So nothing. He’s achieved nothing, won nothing, done nothing. In terms of what managers are better I’d say there’s a good argument for every manager in the league is better than him. You can’t base the fact United might finish in top 4 as he must be a good manager. With the squad and money he has at his disposal I would 100% back myself to get top 4-5 also. He’s useless and I guarantee if sacked, not one single PL club would come in for him.

13.) 02 Nov 2021
02 Nov 2021 17:53:40
Stand, you might as well be banging your head against the wall lol. Lots of 'jokes' going on, on the site at the minute, just masking their inability to have a serious conversation due to them being so wrong about Ole over the years.

14.) 02 Nov 2021
02 Nov 2021 20:06:18
Are there only certain people on here allowed to be 'funny'? How dare you try to joke on a banter page, Tony!

15.) 02 Nov 2021
02 Nov 2021 23:02:55
Nice try AJH i could not see anyone taking that bait just a little OTT. ?
He might not be the worst manager in the epl but he is the least successful we have had for 50 and imo the very worst and we have had a few bad ones.
I agree with not jumping in to appoint a new manager if the right candidate is not available but I don't think ole should be allowed to stay 1 day longer.
To be honest I don't even think he is in total control there anymore.