04 Nov 2021 13:03:02
The Glazers bought a cash cow and then paid for it with the cow's milk. They milked it and milked it. But the cow got old, as did the farmer who knew how to milk it. The cow's owners knew nothing about farming and nor did the MBA farm manager they hired. In desperation they tried feeding the cow with overpriced chemically enhanced pseudo foods, but all that did was soured the milk and made the cows udders even sorer. "Yuck" said the people who used to be loyal to that brand of milk. "This is an udder disaster". They could see how the other new farms around were shiny and new and well organized.

We need a new farm manager, new farmer and a new cow.

1.) 04 Nov 2021
04 Nov 2021 13:18:47
I think we need a horse.

2.) 04 Nov 2021
04 Nov 2021 13:23:16
You certainly milked the metaphor anyway.