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12 Mar 2012 22:58:38
Why do Liverpool fans come on here to banter with us? It's tge equivalent to Getafe fans bantering with Real Madrid fans. They're taking Athletic Bilbao's victory over us on Thursday as an achievement of their own. Pathetic!
G.A.G.U.S
12 Mar 2012 22:49:21
Does anyone on here think that Liverpool FC have the rotting corpse stench of Leeds United about them?
Leeds used to be great rivals and for years their deluded "morlock" fans lived on how great they used to be , and how they would soon be challenging for the title again - anyone know which league they are in now?
Even their transfer policy - do you think letting us have "Le Roi" Eric, was as clever as spending 50m + on Carroll A***s and downing?
Mike
12 Mar 2012 22:12:34
a spring of pure mineral water has burst through the playing surface at the etihad, to the surprise of manchester city bosses
looks like they are going to bottle it
REDMAN 87
12 Mar 2012 21:58:00
When will the eds/site developers make a separate page for Liverpool FC trolls?
Their posts just serve to dilute the intelligent and interesting posts others leave.
Ajp
Ps Liverpool have a shizzle stadium, shizzle squad, Gerrard is finished, Saurez no end product and vile individual, viloent idiotic fans, Kyut ugliest man in football (future freak show exhibition) and Dalgleash has wasted £120m and actually made their team worse... I could go but would be abit hypercritical ;)
Ajp
12 Mar 2012 21:38:20
Listen to this for comedy, last season after 27 games Liverpool were 7th on 39 points, this season after 27 games they are 7th on 39 points.
Well done Kenny for blowing £120m+ on what can only be described as garbage.
Sydney!
12 Mar 2012 21:13:51
I was gonna start a discussion but I decided I'll leave it till the school holidays are over.... Terrible banter today, standards have dropped.... HERBIE
12 Mar 2012 21:06:54
Andy Lfc
How does it feel to know your team are drifting further and further from the top every season?
Marky Mark
12 Mar 2012 20:59:24
Now we're never gonna stop the Liverpool fans coming on here to give their best shot at "banter" but, come on guys, they dont have a leg to stand on at present. We're back on top of the league and they are dropping further behind so if the best "banter" they can muster is "United are a joke" then let them keep it coming ;)
TK-Red
12 Mar 2012 20:22:03
You united muppets can't handle the banter, maybe as you now know you are the 2nd best team in manchester makes you a bit touchy
Andy LFC
12 Mar 2012 20:01:04
I would just Like to point out to some of the Liverpool posters who you can genuinely have a chat with, such as lfc, Smithy, etc. that I think I speak for the majority of United posters when I say I AM KLOOT is a t**t.
I don't care whether he/she is RFT but the whole discussion about the fanbases of both clubs is irrelevant and the majority of the time he rambles on about complete BS.
3-0 Everton midweek lads. Let's see if Liverpool drop out of the top half ;).
The Moon.
12 Mar 2012 19:53:14
Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Andy LFC
12 Mar 2012 19:46:56
Wow, hilarious them Supasub, you really have a talent for copy and pasting mate,surely they weren't the "jokes" I'm up for a laugh but they were crap.
JFT96
Smithy
12 Mar 2012 19:31:13
And this one.
Scouser is walking down the high street in Croydon when he sees a video entitled "Liverpool The Glory Years" in the window display of a chairty shop.
He goes in and says to the assistant: "Eh ar kid, ow much for the 'Pool video like?"
After wiping the phlegm from his face, the assistant replies: "£100."
"That's a bit steep innit la?, the lovable cheeky scamp asks, "ow come its dat dear soft lad?"
"Well," the assistant says, "it's £1 for the tape and £99 for the Betamax player."
Supasub
12 Mar 2012 19:30:12
Found these.
i was offer 2 free tickets to liverpool end of season dance - i had to turn them them down as im busy next saturday
Apparently from this summer Liverpool fc will be sponsored by butlins.
Their season ends in November too.
Supasub
12 Mar 2012 19:08:01
DJ "50k drunks" f*** off and get up out of your armchair I've proberly been to Old Trafford more times than you, thanks for admitting that 45,000 of are fans make more noise than 75,000 of yours, the ground has nothing to do with it, as the away fans at your ground don't stuggle to make noise. Also having a good atmesphere is much better than a quiet ground where you get embarassed and outsung by every set of away fans that turn up. I never come on here to bitch but with idiots like you and RFT making ridiculous statements at times I have to pull you up, to try and stop you embarassing yourself.
JFT96
Smithy
12 Mar 2012 19:23:30
What happened to my 3 jokes & Kagawa post ed?
Supasub {Ed004's Note - I don't know. Haven't edited them, another editor must have}
12 Mar 2012 19:21:55
All this previous speculation about tracking Gaitan & Garcia of benfica. Who's to say that we're not following Alex Witzel? He could be the real target at that club.
Supasub
12 Mar 2012 19:12:46
I love how liverpool fans come on here and say things like "pride of the north west" and our fans are louder than your fans and stupid stuff like that cus I was always under the impression that football was competed for on the field and not in the stands or the polls. But alas as the liverpool fans KNOW that their team can no longer compete on the field they seem to think of new and imaginitive ways to "compete" with us. I find the whole my dad is bigger than your dad arguement alittle childish, at the end of the day your club is only as good as your league position and that my dear scouse friends is the be all and end all.
Shappy
12 Mar 2012 19:11:17
My fellow united supporters, Why do you always rise to the pathetic scousers attempt at banter? They just do it to get a rise out of you and you always fall for it
12 Mar 2012 19:10:04
just if you were wondering :P
team v bburn reserves
---------johnstone-------
vermiji-keane-fornasier-fryers
fabio-pogba-tunnicliffe-lingard
-------petrucci--------
--------keane-----------
12 Mar 2012 18:59:05
Sorry I'm a day late, but did anyone see Rooney's stare at Foster after the pen?!? Cracking!
Also, Young seems to be doing well atm, And De Gea getting a clean sheet will only boost his confidence more!
12 Mar 2012 18:49:07
I seem to have got all the ladies on here worked up. Man u are a joke and i can't wait to see you getting shown up on tv again this thursday. up the pool
Tom LFC Rule
12 Mar 2012 18:43:11
"F*** off back to Norway with the rest of the Kop. I AM KLOOT"
You really need to stop embarassing yourself, the fact that MUFC has more foriegn fans on average on a matchday than LFC seems to have escaped you, and us "Norweigans" make a hell of a lot more noise than you on a matchday. Its true what they say about you you've always been a knob.
JFT96
Smithy
12 Mar 2012 18:36:58
United are the shame of english football along with their moronic fans. We are the pride of the north west
Tom LFC Rule
12 Mar 2012 18:05:42
Man united are on the decline under senile ferguson, shrek is your best player and he isn't very good. You keep getting spanked in europe. Old trafford is a library and it will be even quieter when you are mid table next season
LFC
12 Mar 2012 17:36:11
"How do you say that in Norwegian so that the rest of the Liverpool supporters can appreciate your gag. I AM KLOOT"
Do you enjoy making yourself look stupid? Firstly its somebody elses joke about City that I was commenting on. I could easily say all you're fans are from Asia and London but I'm not as stupid as you and realise both clubs have massive world wide followings. You really need to stop coming out with silly comments, especially when they have no relevance to what I'm saying.
JFT96
Smithy
12 Mar 2012 17:13:19
According to sky sports news sources Pogba has agreed to sign a new deal? dont know if that has been discussed already on here today but i think it is great news, though as far as i can see nothing is 100%yet!
JWalk
12 Mar 2012 15:17:38
Hey.. do any of you guys have any info on how Ravel Morisson is doing at west ham? has he got into the team? Hopefully big sam ll set him straight..
12 Mar 2012 14:48:59
I am the first one to say that Cleverley is potentially world class.
However his injuries are starting to worry me.
I wouldnt be too surprised to see him leave if he cant get himself fit.
Josh Knight
12 Mar 2012 12:29:15
With Kauto Star being passed fit Andy Carroll is set to be dropped for the Liverpool derby tomorrow.
Sydney!
12 Mar 2012 12:03:35
A question for Ed002 if about? What do you make of the Berbatov situation? Is SAF punishing him for not accepting the move away during the summer? By paying him and not playing him is the manager showing him that he is happy to do this rather than let him leave on a free? Is this a case of the manager punishing Berbatov for not leaving in the summer? What's your opinion on it?
Sydney! {Ed002's Note - It is not something I have thought about Syd. If I have some spare brain power later I might give it a go.}
12 Mar 2012 11:51:59
Does anyone know why SAF was at the Lille vs Lyon game? There's a couple of people he could of been looking at in my mind:
Lucas Digne - LB
Hazard
Lacazette - winger-cum-striker
Grenier - CM
Sanshine
12 Mar 2012 11:44:01
The FA Youth Cup 1st leg semi final between United/Chelsea will be televised live on ITV4 this Friday.
Sydney!
12 Mar 2012 11:22:50
How's things lads,just want ta say,it's mad how at start of season de gea could be the weak link and possibly be the one to lose us the league by god what a turn around pure class and could possibly be the one that wins the league for us!
Bernard
12 Mar 2012 11:18:08
Eds,
Can I ask why my posts are not posted onto the site? I was a regular poster but have become frustrated as none of my 'rumours' are placed on the site?
2 very good mates of mine currently play in premier league sides and most of the stuff I hear has some substance.
If you do not wish me to post anymore or I am wasting my time please just say.
Thanks. {Ed002's Note - I have not seen any posts from you at all and certainly I have cut none.}
12 Mar 2012 11:16:46
funniest sight of the weekend has to be the city fan crying his eyes out at the end,get a grip man,,,,,if they are panicking like that now then god help them as it gets more and more tense,amateurs:)
12 Mar 2012 08:42:41
Great interview on Canal+ where he says 'Id like to join PSG or any big club'....you never know some day you might
IrishRed
12 Mar 2012 01:04:44
See you all on thursday night for the spanish lesson part 2 ...............lfc
It is nice to see LFC still take a "from a far" interest in european football.
You really should engage in banter with your peer group of fans from proper clubs like Everton, Sunderland, Norwich, WBA, Swansea, Fulham and Stoke.
28 points in front of Liverpool, we have little realistic football rivalry with your club other than geographic! SAF is just being kind when he says Liverpool is still a big game!