Manchester United Banter Archive September 18 2011

 

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18 Sep 2011 23:10:01
"I think Anderson was good today"

Sydney!

Oi, dullard.

I appreciate you know little about football, less about United, but alot about bullsh*t.

Let me educate you....Anderson was cr*p today.

He gave the ball away so many times he was taken off by SAF 61 minutes (unless you think players playing "good" should be substituted after an hour, and therefore you know better than SAF).
He was one of the players SAF was referring to when the great man rightly said our midfield gave the ball away too easily throughout the game.

You really don't know what you are talking about, but you are so dumb you are willing to share your stupidity with the world, which is really dumb!

Mysterious stranger.

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18 Sep 2011 22:05:32
RFT
why do you bother to watch us play when all you do is look to find fault in any player you deem is having a bad game regardless that nearly every other supporter (please note that word and what it means ) thinks the said player is doing well i think you are just a wind up merchant who says things to get a reaction which would not be a bad thing if only we could take what you say seriously but the drivel you spout most of the time makes me think you know jack sh*t about football in general and what it means to be a supporter if a player has a bad game then by all means criticise them but dont do it when they have a reasonable game against good oppositionthat is not what true supporters do
onecut

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18 Sep 2011 21:37:18
Watched the euro game in Suzies bar in Amsterdam on Wednesday then watched the game today which was a great win but i really think we are missing the young lads Cleverly and Welbeck..... We have looked a lot better with them in the team this season. Anyways, it's good to be back.... HERBIE {Ed004's Note - Hoped you had fun}

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18 Sep 2011 21:32:06
Good evening Guys
As pleased as I am with todays result I have to give credit where its due and I have to say I thought Chelsea played well especially in the second half.They opened us up like no-one else has for along time (except Barcelona).For me this highlights the fact that Johnny Evans isn't quite as good as he should be.He will get away with things against the lesser teams but alot of Chelsea's better chances were down to Evans.Phil Jones is quality and will only get better,I'm also impressed with Chris Smalling but we need Vida back in and quick.
That said offensively we are still outstanding and once again Nani showed that when he's up for it he's as good as anyone.
One last thing can anyone tell me why if Ashley Cole was booked for that assault on Hernandez why wasn't a penalty given.

Bazza The Red

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18 Sep 2011 21:28:51
LFC you there ?? :):):):)I'm bored :(

Bernard

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18 Sep 2011 21:25:37
Anyone see falcao tonight?

Bernard

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18 Sep 2011 21:24:15
Nani brilliant today and dropped into cm when valencia came on. Rooney played fantastic. Young did well against bosingwa. Fletcher and ando tempered the chelseA midfField but we do need cleverley or giggs now. I think modric is on for january now. Harry ( wanna buy a wAtch ) take the england job and luka jumps ship. Unbeaten and lovin it. KELO.

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18 Sep 2011 21:13:40
Just wonderin what lads thought of hoiylet yesterday against arsenal?

Bernard {Ed004's Note - He had a very good game, however his end product is lacking}

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18 Sep 2011 21:00:13
So there I was sitting on row F at OT watching Torres go around De Gea wondering if he would score. Then it hit me

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18 Sep 2011 20:31:25
I have decided to keep Torres' miss on sky + record as then whenever I am in a bad mood I can look at it and it will immediately make me feel better.

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18 Sep 2011 20:29:43
The man is wearing a red shirt and doing the job that Fergie sent him onto the pitch to do and you lot get on his back. RAINFISHTROMBONE
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Yet, you always criticise Rooney when he wears the red shirt! What about Anderson, who has been playing very well! Come on Rainfish, Carrick slows down the play, and when he does that you don't get that fast attacking football you were raving about last week.

G.A.G.U.S

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18 Sep 2011 20:18:24
I have had a very enjoyable day today.

I don't know whether to vote for "King" Kenny or Arsene Wenger for manager of the month. Both have given me great pleasure so far.
Roberto Mancini might just edge it with his comment that City lost a 2 goal league against Fulham today because he hasn't got enough players...100's of millions of pounds spent, but that comment is priceless.

Mysterious stanger

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18 Sep 2011 19:40:15
Joint Topper in the Fantasy Premier League .... :P

MUMBAI_BOY(11_Pointscorers)

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18 Sep 2011 19:30:21
Well, I'm going to say it. Evra was quality today! I didn't see any errors on his part, but I saw some excellent attacking and some brilliant defending.

Percy

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18 Sep 2011 19:25:07
I ask the same question as i asked after Wednesday's game. What was it that the white Pele did today. Yes he scored a tap in as well as missing one at the end and falling over when taking a penalty. His distribution was terrible over hitting the ball many times and just miss passing. It was a poor ball for Berbatov who had to stretch to reach it, but I am sure all you Berba haters will blame him. On Wednesday you said it was the formation that didn't suit him, what is your excuse for him today. New Boots? Hair in his eyes. Just to brighten things up once again our future captain Phil Jones was an absolute Monster as he tore into every tackle and chased everything and drove the team on. RAINFISHTROMBONE

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18 Sep 2011 19:23:23
Good game today! but worried about Anderson....needs to calm down and play like he did before, i think he was too nervous....Berba proved again that he should be sold....Chicha didnt have the best game.....hope Cleverley will be back soon.

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18 Sep 2011 19:14:33
sooooo glad about todays win against chelscum - pub i was in had chelsea fans leaving at H/T! soooo funny! true supporters - my left buttock!

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18 Sep 2011 18:27:23
You can really see the difference between the new generation of united players and the old generation. The new players like jones, smalling and young play fast attacking football. The old generation of carrick and berbatov seem to just pass the ball backwards.

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18 Sep 2011 18:20:58
Delighted with the win. City slipping up was a bonus as well. However, Chelsea played well today and will undoubtedly be up there at the end of the season.

It could have been 5 a much higher scoring game today. Jones was great again and Nani played very well as well. The best thing about the game today was how clinical we were in front of goal in the 1st half.

Also Ashley Cole's tackle on Hernandez was shocking, could have broken his leg, should have been a straight red. As much as Torres missed a sitter he looked far more lively than he has and he may be coming back into some kind of form. Overall I honestly think Chelsea played well enough to get a draw and if they had taken their chances then it may well have ended in a draw.

Rjmanutd

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18 Sep 2011 18:19:30
I have to say Rooney was awful today, his decision making and his performance in general were well below par. But he still gets a goal and we win the game 3.1. Stoke next, I think we need Vidic to return for that one. With Smalling getting a knock we could do with Rio back too. Leeds in midweek should be played with a completely different eleven. We except Evans & Jones. Hope Pogba plays.

Lindegaard

Vermijl
Evans
Jones
Fabio

Valencia
Carrick
Pogba/Giggs
Park

Owen
Berbatov


Sydney!

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18 Sep 2011 18:12:48
wasn't the best performance but atleast we won.

carrick is so annoying, he never goes forward and the crowd were getting on his back, especially with the pass back to de gea.

evans well whats new, he had another shocker, his marking was terrible and didn't have his head up enough, like when torres went through.

good news is we are still winning games even with a few bad apples in the side, when vidic, rio and the twins come back i can see us being even better.

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18 Sep 2011 18:12:28
Not a good day for advertising their new shoes by NIKE, I think it was T90 Laser 4. Rooney slipped and I think Torres was also wearing them.

SHAITAN

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18 Sep 2011 18:09:50
Great game, hats off to chelsea , they played really well. DDG made awesome saves and Nani was class today. Whatever you all may say but Torres was fantastic and his goal gave him confidence. Easy chances missed by both teams.

SHAITAN

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18 Sep 2011 18:00:13
Bloody Hell! Hurry back Nemanja! Great result and some brilliant performances but I can't wait to see the Serb back. Nani, Fletcher and Jones were the pick of the bunch for me today.

Matthew...

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18 Sep 2011 17:59:24
You cannot make it up, Jonny Evans giving Carrick a rollicking for his nervous lateral passing. But I guess he was tidying up LOL.

Sydney!

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18 Sep 2011 17:56:09
That was one of the most surreal games I have ever seen.

Rudderpost

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18 Sep 2011 17:55:33
Good win. I have much respect for Chelsea but man Torres isn't worth his price.

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18 Sep 2011 17:54:05
No more gambling for me.

Till Tuesday anyway.

Jono

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18 Sep 2011 17:50:06
I have Jose Enrique in my fantasy team do I get any extra points for him not getting booked or sent off LOL

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18 Sep 2011 17:41:34
Ooops! Haha.

Jono

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18 Sep 2011 17:29:09
Carrick what are you playing at!

Jono

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18 Sep 2011 17:17:19
Right thats it. I'm now watching it muted as Wilkin's is doing my nut in.

Jono

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18 Sep 2011 17:01:43
liverpool fan here (i come in peace)
just watching the man utd v chelsea game,
god thats the best i have ever seen man utd play. everytime chelsea made a mistake u absolutely punished them (they have been very wasteful tbh) this can easily be 5/6-0.
the difference between top 3/4 and 1/2 is shocking

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18 Sep 2011 16:55:03
Got to say apart from Fletcher's one wayward pass, he is looking very very good. The day where Hernandez, Rooney & Ando ain't at their best up pops Nani, Fletcher & Smalling. Well done Jones for the third goal.

It's not over yet, one goal by them and you can see Evans' legs going wobbly. I think one more goal will secure this game.

Sydney!

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18 Sep 2011 16:53:41
it's going well for us today, loserpool losing (as usual) and we're 3-0 at half time and man city have just drew 2-2 from 2-0 up, get in

mr keightley

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18 Sep 2011 16:53:13
Unbelievable first half.....DGea's save,nanis wonder goal and the third what a team goal,chelski have no answer
come on United
SpartanRed

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18 Sep 2011 16:35:57
your geting out-played , well outplayed , but as ever your jammy jammy jammy.........lfc

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18 Sep 2011 16:28:17
what a saves at 26min from degea
this one for the doubters

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18 Sep 2011 16:22:28
Look at who is LB Is it the white Evra?

No just Rooney covering!

Jono

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18 Sep 2011 16:16:39
I wish Wilkins would take his tongue out of the Chelsea players' arses.

Sydney!

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18 Sep 2011 15:26:43
Bet your glad you didn't go eh Bond? Your nephew wont like you either haha.

Couldn't put Ivanovic to be sent off on (something to do with it being a negative bet. Boring!) so just put any red on for 9/4, Nani first scorer at 10/1, Utd to win 2-0 and Utd win Stoke draw double.

Lets see how much I can get wrong today :-(

Jono

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18 Sep 2011 15:24:33
Oh, it's 4-0. LMAO

G.A.G.U.S

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18 Sep 2011 15:31:13
What a pathetic showing from Loserpool, they truly are living up to their name. Shameful.

JWalk

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18 Sep 2011 15:24:24
1-0 to city , the prem winners without a doubt ..........lfc

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18 Sep 2011 15:22:07
so evans starts again... BALLS!!
90mins of grimacing ahead cos he's way too easy to turn as a centre half! Also - watch how often you se Evra ahead of play and getting caught out of position. was really confident till i saw Evans on the team sheet.

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18 Sep 2011 15:18:01
Am I seeing this? Am I seeing Tottenham thrash, humiliate, destroy the 'mighty' Liverpool? The supposed Champions elect of the Premier League? Don't make me laugh.

Although, Spurs do look to have a good team!

G.A.G.U.S

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18 Sep 2011 15:16:44
It is being rumoured that the loud rumbling noise heard all across scotland was nothing to be afraid of, but it was our very own Ed007 who couldn't control his wild laughter after C****** A*** was sent off for being embarrassingly slow, poor, sluggish and lethargic!

In other news, it is being reported that 2 scousers going by the names of Blair Payne and lfc are on the lookout for a new place to go into hiding. The weather department predicts heavy showers in Liverpool with god himself not being able to control his tears on watching how poor Andy Carrol really is.

REDFAITH

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18 Sep 2011 14:59:58
lol, 3-0 liverpool are shocking, their defending is shocking and their attack isn't much better..

seb who?

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18 Sep 2011 14:57:45
Spurs 11 attempts, Liverpool 1 attempts. The only attempt comes from a Suarez dive, both Carroll and Suarez diving in this match. Kenny's buys getting ripped apart by a half decent Spurs. If Spurs can remain fit they will finish 4th.

Quick Kenny, lets crack open the Prozac.

Sydney!

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18 Sep 2011 14:52:15
Bale isn't winning me over on this performance, sure he's quick but he always makes the wrong decision, and his free kicks are shocking. If i was a pool fan i'd be very concerned about the teams performance.
Shappy

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18 Sep 2011 14:29:24
that Sebastian Coates fella. makes the price paid for phil jones seem like chicken feed
what do you reckon blair witch?
redshep

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18 Sep 2011 14:18:55
david de gea been named as the BPL best keeper according to one of the papers above cech and hart, keep it up de gea .

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18 Sep 2011 13:59:53
Adam off after 28mins

Pardoe

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18 Sep 2011 12:26:29
Just a quick point. I personally expect Carrick to start today and I am not his biggest fan but I don't like to criticise a player too much. What I will say though is that I would much rather see Park in the middle alongside Ando as energy is what our whole start of season form has been built on and Carrick just doesn't fit that mould. That being said Carrick and Giggs ripped Chelsea apart last season so who knows, we will wait and see.

My prediction: 3-1 United


APC

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18 Sep 2011 11:40:46
MPez you seem to be a little sensitive from this summer. Don't be so sensitive and defensive. RAINFISHTROMBONE

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18 Sep 2011 11:19:36
No banter or Rumours just a question.

Is there a sun dream team mini league for this site? Would like to join if there is. Please post the details.

Also result today 2-0 Rooney both goals because he is on fire! De Gea will be a top performer today as well.

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18 Sep 2011 11:04:14
cant wait for the game, ive supported man utd for ages, ted brisbane queensland.

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18 Sep 2011 10:46:40
Good morning Guys

As usual all things Manchester United is big media news and at the moment David De Gea is flavour of the month.
Personally I don't see what all the fuss is about.There is no doubt that this lad has all the potential to be one of the worlds best keepers.The facts are he is only 20,he's moved to a new country,a new culture and a new language.Yes he has made a few errors but who hasn't.Obviously Fergie and his backroom staff have seen something special in this lad and I think we should trust them and get behind De Gea.
The Reds to win 3-1 today.

Bazza The Red

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18 Sep 2011 09:19:11
I have put £100 Chelsea to win at the bookies,
King Kenny

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18 Sep 2011 08:18:03
SAF has said there is a media agenda to unsettle David De Gea. On this I actually believe him.

Yet again I read someone on here this morning saying they hope De Gea is not in goal today.

De Gea is the future , the long term future goal keeper at Manchester United, get used to it. He has massive potential and will need encouraging in his early months and years. Very like Ronaldo did. The day Ronaldo came on the pitch against Bolton was sensational and I knew we had a potential World Player of the year on our hands although had to defend that many times in the first year or two. Now we have De Gea a potential worlds best keeper, we need to believe. Remember the word, Believe!

As far as I am concerned if anyone posts anti De Gea on here without a recognised sign off name I will regard them as an opposition supporter trying to undermine him in our minds.

I dont always agree with SAF when he sees an anti Man Utd agenda but agree on this. This is what I want to see on the team sheet.

1 De Gea

Red Man

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18 Sep 2011 00:38:06
Ed I'm disappointed in you for putting Henderson in your fantsy team :-)

REDMOZ

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18 Sep 2011 00:26:36
I don't think we will sign any1 in January. Maybe, perhaps more look at potential signings if anything. I'm expecting a LB, CM and a luxury signing next summer.

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18 Sep 2011 00:00:37
moon i like the idea of a petition. wouldn't know how to start one though, and we'd all have to agree on what name as well. rincewind

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