Manchester United Banter Archive July 22 2011

22 Jul 2011 23:09:44
Enough of the nonsense please folks. I can confirm that Wesley Sneijder WILL NOT join Man Utd. SAF has run out of patience with his wage demands and was relying on Sneijder submitting a transfer request which is apparently unlikely. SAF is still looking for a replacement for Paul Scholes but it is likely that the man in question will be Samir Nasri.
Rumours are rife that he is on his way to Wastelands but a friend of mine in the know seems to think a deal to bring him to Old Trafford is a certainty whether it is done this summer or next on a free transfer.
I am disappointed about SAF ending his interest in Sneijder but you have to point the finger at that muppet Kenny Dalglish. He is paying ridiculous money left right and centre on crap like Downing, Henderson and Carroll. This has made the transfer market more of a farce than normal and other teams are using these players as examples when demanding fees. Clubs must be wishing Liverpool go in for their players now as Liverpool have a manager that seems intent on wasting record sums of money. Watch him do to Liverpool what he did to Newcastle. He will ruin the Kop and I like many of you on here will be over the moon about it.
Title number 20 is on the way. Chelsea Pensioners second and the Bitters will finish 3rd.
Much Love
Seamus O Callahan
Remember the name

22 Jul 2011 22:35:59
Yeah 14 league titles more fa cups than anyone else, oh and what about the one that fergie near choked on when he had to congratulate UNBEATEN LEAGUE CHAMPIONS the prem even had to give us a special trophy to commemorate that achievement.where, s yours
trev the gooner

@Trev the Looner, Arsenal have won 13 League titles and 10 FA cups.You dont know much about the club you support. Do you? United have won a record 11 FA Cups.

REDMOZ

22 Jul 2011 22:22:50
Hello loyal followers I told you i'd be back once i've watched "How To Buy A Football Club". Here is my humble opinion

How, how, how, how, does Ferigie get away with it?

Why, why, why, why, was Ferigie made a "sir"?

Why, why, why, why, do you respect this man?

He is a shyster and a thief. If Kenny did this to LFC i would want him nowhere near the club. No matter how many trophies he won us. Seriously Fergie has a "knighthood" and Kenny hasn't? I suppose if Geoffery Archer is a "Lord" then Fergie is deffinitely a "sir".

Blair Mayne YNWA {Ed007's Note - It took you all that time to watch it Blair? What is your TV running off, steam???? Ya plank :-)

22 Jul 2011 19:12:59
Anyway do we really have to keep bickering amongst ourselves?

We have enough surely with all the socuse, city, goons and that other lot without having a go at each other.

Subtle question whats the second part of our clubs name...........??

Rincewind

22 Jul 2011 17:47:43
...Bond Ed
..on loan yes...its not a permanent move...
And yes i admit defeat in sanchez to Utd transfer..told u earlier that everything was going alright until Barca came knocking..even fergie himself was surprised because of a. Late barca push and b. sudden change of player's stance on joining United..
Naughto'matic {Ed007's Note - Thanks}

22 Jul 2011 17:19:41
barcelona have spent the most in the transfer window in the last 3 years, they pay the most wages in world football average 4.5million a player and are in huge debt, they have just spent 37 million on sanchez so he can warm the bench, and are about to purchase fabregas, I for one hope that when there golden generation of players hit the skids it all falls apart, I used to like them, but seeing them turn on the sprinklers when mourinho won at the nou camp, getting ridiculous decisions from referees and this more than a club self righteous rubbish and the medias love in for them does my head in. I await the collapse.

22 Jul 2011 16:59:20
Moon i am sorry if my post was a little complicated for you to understand. I know that blindly backing everything at the club makes you a good supporter. Wrong it makes you a great customer for the Glazers. Answer my question would any of our signings have made the slightest difference to the final? I await one of you heroic answers that get Mpez so excited. Think for yourself sheep boy and don't just follow.....RAINFISHTROMBONE

22 Jul 2011 16:34:14
someone mentioned sotiris ninis on the banter page good little player in a poor league never blown me away when ive watched him , marcelo estigaribia looks good
ignore my previous post could type what i was trying to say what do you know of both players ed {Ed007's Note - I really haven't seen enough of either to pass an honest judgement but Estigarribia has caught my eye on the few occasions I have seen him.}

22 Jul 2011 16:17:24
someone on the banter page mentioned sotiris ninis good little in a player in a poor league could he shine in england hes never blown me away when ive watched him i like marcelo estigaribia Paraguayuan winger played at the copa america

22 Jul 2011 15:49:35
sneijder to sign within the next month, tbh id rather see shweistieger(spelling) at the club can play behind the striker or on the wing and hes younger, faster and stronger and cheaper why not sign him, ED? {Ed007's Note - Because Bayern Munich won't sell him.}

22 Jul 2011 14:44:32
we are weaker than last season, no scholes but young, no vds but de gea, no brown, oshea, hargreaves, neville, but jones, do me a favour, just watch who chelsea buy.

22 Jul 2011 13:41:54
Dj-phil slim boy jones is too small for a cb-ask sydney thats what he said anyway.have fun.....lfc
ohh yes ...ok wait for a moment i agree......he must be crap if you say so..........anyways...i know you are better tham him arent you..aww you are now dont deny it...i wish we had signed you lfc...
but wait...you are but a scouser
you hate playing in the champions league, and you hate winning the epl..ohh sorry i guess ur out of contention then ( have i denied u your dream move?)..we have to make do with the 2nd brightest defensive prospect in the country after smalling..i.e. Phil jones
DJ

22 Jul 2011 13:32:42
Any one else sick of twitter rumours I think the sun newspaper has more substance. {Ed007's Note - I agree, I use Twitter, but more to collect information from people I know}

22 Jul 2011 12:11:09
Just imagine if I am right. There were so many of you waiting to say look at who we have bought it shows the Glazers are not just about getting money. Well hello is that the coffee i smell it seems that once again "There is no value in the market and we are happy with our squad"

Can anyone honestly tell me that we have a better side than last year when we were lucky to win the league with our away record and we were battered again in the final.

Lets hope I am completely wrong and the purse strings are opened and we get what we need a genuinely world class midfielder. Does it not scare you to think what we could have done with an owner willing to invest the way that City's has.

Maybe oneday........RAINFISHTROMBONE

22 Jul 2011 10:08:56
SAF has told Nani that he is very much in his plans for next season. Seems missing out on Sanchez means no need to sell Nani? But I think the books will need to be balanced if we were to bring in at least Sneijder. Come to think of it I think a Left back to cut Evra some slack will need to be purchased too. I think that will be Izaguirre for around (£7m). So say we spend (£33m) on Sneijder and (£7m) on Izaguirre and add that to the current spend we have spent a very uncharacteristic (£90m). Outgoings are Brown & O'Shea (£6m), Stewart, Eikrem, Chester, Corry & Dudgeon (£1.2m), Gibson, Drinkwater & Kuszczak will be sold for around (£7m), I think someone will meet (£15m) for Berbatov. I like the player but think he is likely to go. Selling these players will bring the net spend down to (£60m).

Is a net spend (£60m) likely? I certainly hope so. We will probably be saving around (£60m) in wages over the next five years anyway, so it does seem that a (£60m) spend is possible, but will we need to replace Berbatov? Or does SAF see enough goals shared between Young, Rooney, Owen, Nani, Hernandez, Sneijder, Welbeck, Park, Valencia, Vidic, Fletcher & Giggs?

What do people think, is a net spend of £60m feasible? Will we need to replace Berbatov? Or is this net spend too high and can see Nani being sold too?

Sydney!