Manchester United Banter Archive July 25 2011

25 Jul 2011 23:23:37
Fergie Comments:

"We lost five players in their 30s this summer, " he said. "That helped finance the three younger players - Ashley Young, Phil Jones and David de Gea - I have brought to the club.

Probably the most damming statement about the budget constraints imposed by the Glazers. SAF admits that 5 experienced players need to go to finance De Gea, Jones, and Young.
This is unacceptable. Biggest club in the world? What a joke, yeah, on a shoestring. Sombody should come out and tell us the truth...absolutely disgusted

25 Jul 2011 20:42:01
i was going to post about the super arsenal for a bit of banter.but reading the posts them pesky scousers LOL seem to have sent some of you lot racing for your blood presure tablets today.i thought you lot were the home team on this page.watch out ed fergies press officer is prob on his way there now.dont say anything and you, ll be o.k. lol
trev the gooner

25 Jul 2011 20:23:27
The problem with Anderson is he needs a missus, he goes out has a drink, eats plenty of pizza and other junk food. He needs a missus to cook for him at home. I think that when he settles down, that is when we will see the best of Ando, just hope it's soon.

Sydney!

Sydney mate he's a professional footballer who is paid thousands upon thousands of pounds a week to play football. He should be fit, he should be improving after 4 years with us. He's at the standard now that he should have been at 3 years ago. If he hasn't mastered the art of putting the fork down after the fifth curry, he's never gonna learn.

He's not United quality and sadly never will be

Mumbles {Ed036's Note - I'd argue he was United quality in his first season, when he could express himself more with Owen Hargreaves handling the defensive midfield role.}

25 Jul 2011 19:37:33
Ahaha rainfish...rather see gan and ed007 flirting lol...but i agree with ed007 ...if we dont have people like lfc / blair.....we would have no one to ridicule all day long
people like them with no self respect are essential for this site as without them we would be completely boored. Btw i must admit (Mr.) Bond that this site is more addictive than facebook/twitter
DJ


what a proper a**ehole cons red

25 Jul 2011 19:02:23
RAINFISHTROMBONEYour a true hard core manunited fan we all get it now. All hail the king. there are two types of people in this world rainy. You and everyone else. The notorious rainy.

Funny how everyone here would keep you here, no matter your taste for wind ups cutting it real fine, cause your woodwork, rather us all like you? how to be rainy classes coming soon. you have to move to ranies neighbourhood mind.but then you cant cause your not from around here.

Can't live and let live? your seriously trying to control this site and who talks in it?? it has nothing to do with the club. its your nature. If it wasnt the club it would besomething else only you would have the right to be king of in your eyes. The kinda people that kept coloured people at the back of buses for being different.

back to an old topic what's your beef with the people that support the club outside old traffs shadow? Don't hold back tell us you really think. i'd be intersted in reading it. but let me ask you a question. If your against the monster its become in your eyes why you not exclusively supporting the breakaway club way the divisions? hmmm. not counting any chikens the answer is coming.

this club is made by people come from out of the area. People who made the brand what it is by believing in it. Just like every fan who puts their time and money into the club far and wide.

but lets put some spin on it. you weren't there when the people that used their blood and sweat and heart to start that club, the local people whod come support and inspire the club to raise itself. I would be humble to say they are truer fans than me but not someone who by chance just happens to be born the neighbourhood. long long after the hard work was put in. Would it crumble now if your area stopped supporting it? Dont think so.

No fan outside has to bow to you. I understand your up it with the glory supporter negativity. Fair enough But other than that any other supporter be it from japan or honalulu if they follow the games and repect its history is as true a fan as you are.


try getting out the neighbourhood.


Constantine Red

25 Jul 2011 18:01:21
i really do hope that saf goes back his word an sign not 1 but 2 midfielders this transfer window 'cause we really do need someone as barca proved carrick, ando, gibson an even giggsy is not up to the task in the middle of the park. i'd like to see sneijder and lass diarra come in while pogba an tunnicliffe are both going to be players but not quite yet

25 Jul 2011 17:34:25
Dear Editors for many years now i have always defended you for the site you provide and the rubbish you have to put up with, but recently i notice that your standards are slipping dramatically. If it is not bad enough that you let that care in the community reject Blaire maine infest our site now you have let his sister LFC come on here and spend all day talking Sh*te. Then to make things worse you make the result of brothers and sisters marrying each other come on here and go on about Citeh being a big club. For gods sake even you lot must have some sort of standards. I would rather read GAN and ED007 flirting with each other than have to put up with an infestation of bin dippers and MASSIVE city fans. I expect better from you in the future you must have a filter button use it. RAINFISHTROMBONE {Ed007's Note - It is a banter site, all fans of all clubs are welcome on the site as it is not an exclusive site for United fans. Just the same way you are allowed to visit other sites and banter with their fans. We do have a filter button, and more than a few people have suggested it is used with a lot of your posts, but you are entitled to your opinion as much as anyone and put your points across well, that is why they are posted and respected by some people. Maybe we should ask people to leave their postcode and if they don't live within a fifteen mile radius of Old Trafford we can just filter their posts out as well. If other teams posters bother you so much, you always have the option not to read them. Go on any site and you will see opposition fans are on them, it is the whole concept of banter.}

25 Jul 2011 16:51:07
ohh my dear lfc....thank you for giving me some financial advice...DJ really thinks you care for him..
But mate ....as u said liverpool winning the epl is 1/1000.....
BUT... My dear friend , liverpool getting relegated is 1/2000 ( can someone plz suggest my name to a good bank..see im good at money making ;) )
so lfc...give me one more advide....why shouldn't we(sydney, matthew, rainfish ect) earn 2000 times the money rather than see our investments sink( provided we invest in your proposal).... Just wondering
but thanks again for thinking bout us mate
DJ

25 Jul 2011 15:54:37
Sir Alex in for Ki from Celtic looks the real deal 12mill

25 Jul 2011 15:14:35
i think united will try and sign danielle de rossi as a dm then sneijder am playing the diamond formation or maybe sneijder taking up the latest scholes role of playing deep and passing getting forward so often with young nani valencia in front and de rossi dm with him 4231

25 Jul 2011 13:43:12
Can someone please find me a link which says Sir Al will not be signing anyone? An actual, big fat "NO"? You know why you can't...because there isn't one. The actual quote is:

"We started the season with the players we have and I am satisfied with that. We are not looking at the moment but we are looking at combinations of central midfielders now at the club".

Satisfied but not happy. Looking at but not commited to.

I'm not in the market to buy a Subway sandwich at the moment...but that doesn't mean I won't be next week, the week after or all the way up until the 1st of September. Don't take all the tabloid spin at face value people. Until Fergie says no and the window is shut, it means nothing.

25 Jul 2011 12:41:13
i see some utd fans are conplaining about the comedy on this page.to cheer yourselfs up have at look at mario balotellis little wink at rio last season-comedy of the very highest order........lfc

25 Jul 2011 11:27:35
Fergie yesterday..... "We've got a big squad now and we're going to need it, I think. It's a young squad too. We've got Chicharito to join us on tour, Darron Gibson's back home. Then we've got the young players at the club like Pogba, Ravel Morrison, the two Keane brothers... we've got a very healthy situation at the moment."

25 Jul 2011 10:10:34
The Joey Barton rumour is classic 'misdirection'. It's a 'feeler' put out in the media to test fans' reaction to a different signing. Choose a player who is likely to be divisive (like Barton) and say that United are in for him. There's lots of shock and debate, and ultimately a more sensible player is signed who the fans can get behind. But without the Barton rumour to stir the pot first, fans' reaction would only be 'disappointment' to this EPL-based player in a summer when we have been linked with glamour names like Sneijder, Nasri and Modric.

So we should expect SAF to sign a midfielder from another Premier League team for a modest sum.

25 Jul 2011 09:00:04
Can someone explain to me why when his beloved Liverpool have been humiliated by Hull Blaire Maine would still rather come on here and talk about United and who we are signing. To see him desperately trying to get Sydney's approval is embarrasing to say the least, but then you look at how much he is hated on his own site and you get some idea why he tries to make himself part of this site. He is like some desperate girlfriend who refuses to believe it's over and just hangs on. Well let me break it to you plainly Blaire "You are not wanted on this site or Liverpool's site" I suggest that you are given your own site where you can print your deluded rantings and leave us alone. Please don't respond Blaire, nobody cares what you think.....RAINFISHTROMOBNE

25 Jul 2011 06:24:41
Mario Balotelli....what was we thinking......and on the top of it...he disrespected his own manager......
That kid needs serious mental conditioning
DJ

25 Jul 2011 00:11:49
I know fergie has sed he has finished in the market for this summer but I really think he should bring in either Christian eriksen or ganso they are real talents and fergie should sign 1 of them up before sum1 else does what do u think ed?