Manchester United Banter Archive March 25 2012

 

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25 Mar 2012 23:14:36
Premier League Awards so far this season:

Most improved player through the season: John
O'Shea

Save of the season: David De Gea v Mata...free kick Stamford Bridge

Goal of the season: Peter Crouch v City (or any other goal v City)

Player of the season: Robin Van Persie

Best young player: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

Player who wants to be Cantona, but just hasn't got it: Mario Balotelli

Player who has gone missing in action: David Silva

Player who went missing in action: Carlos Tevez

Best emotional/tearful performance: City fan at Swansea

Best Actor: Luis Suarez

Best Golfer: Carlos Tevez

Best longest vacation: Carlos Tevez

Bert desperate/excrutiating climbdown: Carlos Tevez/Roberto Mancini

Manager who fails to stick to his word/principles: Roberto Mancini

Funniest Manager of the year: Kenny Dalglish (doing one hell of a job!)

Most embarrasing manager press interview: Any with Kenny Dalglish

Most embarrasing support in football..Liverpool FC for Luis Suarez

Most positive support in football: All clubs and supporters for Fabrice Muamba

New Manager with positive impact: Martin O'Neil

Manager of the year: Sir Alex Ferguson

Managers of the year, on a significant budget, David Moyes, Brendan Rogers, Paul Lambert, Roberto Martinez, Alan Pardew, Steve Kean, Owen Coyle.

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25 Mar 2012 22:16:06
The team I think we'll see tomorrow night:

----------------DDG---------------
Rafael----Evans-----Ferdinand----Evra
---------Scholes----Carrick--------
Valencia-------Rooney-------Young
-------------Hernandez------------

So essentially the team from last week but with Young in for Wellbeck. I think we should really try to attack Fulham at home with pace down the flanks. Im a big fan of Wellbeck but I think he's played a lot of games this year for his age and could do with a rest. Young needs a chance to prove his worth

I think Hernandez should start again up top after getting 2 last week, hopefully his confidence is high and he can go on a run of goals

Rafeal seems to be being given a run to prove himself at RB and the CB pairing has performed well recently so perhaps Smalling & Jones played for the reserves this week to give them some game time? It would be nice for DDG to have a settled back 4 in front of him for a change

Final point, if my team is correct it means we should see these youngsters on the bench: Jones, Smalling, Fabio, Pogba, Cleverly, Wellbeck. If the game is going well SAF will want to give game time to some of these, especially Pogba and Cleverly

Gav

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25 Mar 2012 20:24:21
Big pat on the back for Red Daz. Your kind words on their page have managed to get the pool fans to change their mind and stick with the Queen.

Well played sir.

Melbourne CFC

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25 Mar 2012 18:11:44
Nani is wasteful, greedy, poor in the air, can't tackle can't cross and can't shoot now and agin heel score a screamer then think he ronnie, nani is a squad player get rid of
Him!

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25 Mar 2012 17:01:06
Krul, Coloccini, S Taylor, Santon, Marveaux, Tioté, Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Ba and Papiss = £34.5m. Andy Carroll = £35m.

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25 Mar 2012 16:12:30
A win tomorrow pretty much in my eyes guarantees us the title. I cant see us dropping points against Blackburn, QPR, Wigan, Villa, Swansea or Sunderland. If Arsenal come away with a win or draw against city then we have hands down won title #20. I can see Arsenal putting up a great fight they need 3rd position and a win against City will help them.

One point i will make is if we do win title #20, i think it may paper over the cracks again. I think Fergie knows we need some significant investment, but us winning could make Fergie think twice about splashing out.

MUFC_DEVIL

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25 Mar 2012 13:00:46
Despite all of whats beeing said by kean i just cant help but fell how much we would use a player of his type and his personality. I know he has a bad side but this is something we need. Our team has no character ever since cantona and kean left. Dont get me wrong having a calm abd intelligent calculated players is a must but a player with a scary attitude is a must. Keano is a player that used to scare our players into playing better and used to make opposition players **** their pants. He would install a necessary attitude into our team. A leader.... Vidic is our captain and he is great and when he is playin evra tracks back and rio stops shouting at random people for his mistakes.
Now we need a similar player in the midfield. A leader with a powerful character that is able to boss the midfield. A runner, a more skillful and powerful player than fletcher but with a similar workrate. A modern keano. Done get me wronf carrick scholes cleverley ando .... are really great players but softies i might say and in a lot of games we need a player in midfield with a big presence. I hope tunicliffe might become that player but im one of the people who beleive that a troublemaker who intimidates opponents is a must and we have none apart from vidic and maybe rooney to some extent.
Too bad this type of players are disappearing from todays game where a defensive midfielder who should be strong and sprays tackles and scares the s**t out of opponents is beeing replaced by the likes of busquets: a diving pu*** with no strength nor attitude nor leadership qualities.
This is whats wrong with barcelona: when andres iniesta is the most intimidating midfielder in a team, something s not right and this is gona be their downfall.
Mick

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25 Mar 2012 12:14:42
Will people shut up saying City are always after our targets, do you honestly believe it works like that? You think that someone from United scouts a player then the City team follow?

You're making yourselves and us in general look like bitter, excuse making fools!

There are many, many clubs interested in the same players as us because they are top world class players, of players with top potential to become world class, I'd be worried if other clubs weren't looking at the same players as us.


Martinez - United, Liverpool, City, Real, Barcelona all to my knowledge are looking at Martinez.

Gaitain - Barcelona, PSG, United, City, Liverpool? are all supposedly interested in Gaitan.

Hazard - Spurs, Barcelona, Real,Chelsea, Milan, Inter, PSG, United, City, Arsenal are all being linked to Hazard.

That's just 3 examples of targets where multiple clubs are interested in the players yet the only name people see is City. To me, it shows extreme bitterness from our fans at the fact that they can have any player they want because of two reasons:

1) They have the money to spend.

2) they are going to be a top, top club for years to come.

in comparison to us who have the history but we also don't have the funds to compete on the same scale as City.

So, stop being so bitter guys! and who says they're genuinely interested in these players? the BBC gossip Column?

The Moon.

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25 Mar 2012 12:00:06
#facts
only steven gerrard has scored more goals than gary caldwell at anfield in the premier league this year
#legend
DJ

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25 Mar 2012 11:41:51
I think we just need Martinez and hazard/eriksen. Play Rooney up top with valencia,young and hazard. With pogba and Martinez behind them :)

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25 Mar 2012 11:07:09
I'd quite like us to sign Baines, Martinez and Hazard then I'd be a happy bunny!

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25 Mar 2012 09:30:11
I see Keano is writing in the Sun today slagging Fergie off (again) about his comments on City taking Tevez back.

Used to love and respect him but now, every time he opens his gob, he courts controversy and bitterness. He should learn to shut up, particularly where Fergie is concerned as their respective management skills, Honours won & respect within football are literally poles apart.

Grow old gracefully Mr Keane before you become a bitter old has been.

Busby 68

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25 Mar 2012 03:02:48
is fergie sending out false rumours so thst mancini just bites and goes for that player that we dont want but are showing interset in

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