Manchester United Banter Archive July 28 2011

28 Jul 2011 23:34:38
The very last space shuttle mission made the most remarkable space discovery in the shuttle programmes history. On their way back to earth they spotted Chris Waddle's world cup '90 penalty shoot-out ball drifting in outer-space.

28 Jul 2011 23:08:41
"Modric & Sneijder are different players, "

Sydney!

I nominate the above as quote of the day.

Actually, are you sure they are different? I'm sure they have morphed together as Wesluka Sneijdric.

Sydney. Please create a website and start blogging. With observations like this you could win footy comedy blogger of the year.

You make me smile because you take yourself so seriously. Keep it coming

Before you reply saying "I was comparing their style of play you plum", I know mate, just having a little jest.

28 Jul 2011 19:59:56
Didn't get to see the game last night some of us have to go to work lol.
Was wondering what people thought, I heard that Berba had a great game think that's a great boost for him and hope he stays with us and has a successful season.
We should sort his contract out though.


Red Daz.

28 Jul 2011 19:09:13
Having watch Ashley Young through his days at Watford and Villa, and seen him on the USA tour to date, I just can't see him improving on our current wide options of Nani, Valencia and Park. Even Cleverley can play wide. I still can't understand the 16m investment when we need to stengthen in CM. On the other hand, Phil Jones is going to be the dogs in my opinion. Watch out for him in a developing starring role as a defensive midfielder in the coming season.

28 Jul 2011 18:44:12
Am I the onli one who is glad city got aguero? i realise he's a great talent but honestly i dont see him cutting it in the prem at all There gonna really struggle if Tevez go's, he's one of the 4 players in the world who are actualy irreplacable the other 3 being Rooney, Ronaldo and Messi.
I'm glad they got aguero rather than them getting Eto'o or someone like that. As for united we defo need to sign sneijder, hes the ideal midfielder, i'd have him over nasri everyday of the week. Everyone talks about Ganso, Pastore cos they are young but u have to realise this isnt football manager, half the people on here play that game and think they kno everything about these players, i bet no one watches palermo or santos week in week out to even know anything about them. Same with Nasri, he had a good 3 months thats it, bet before the rumours came out nobody would have said oh nasri is the man we need. Sneijder is proven at every level, and should have won world player of the year last year, aswell as being the best player at the world cup. oh yh n who ever "THE NEVILLER" is, wot a absolute mong

Big Mac

28 Jul 2011 16:37:17
Anyone got a good united based game to play?

1redarmy

28 Jul 2011 14:54:28
Hey Neviller, you can chill out posting every 5 seconds now. I agreed with you at the start and in the middle but just cause you were on a roll didint mean you had to keep at it.

Lets get back to ripping Sh*tty and the dillusional scouse rats

much love

Realist

28 Jul 2011 14:37:33
I'm very excited that Fergie says Owen will recieve a bigger role to play this season. If he keeps away from injury he can score 15 goals for us this season. He is the best finisher i've ever seen, just need to feed him the ball.

As for who to play in the charity shield? Owen's 95th minute goal against city 18 months ago should earn him that place

Joe

28 Jul 2011 13:16:44
The longer we delay in getting ''anyone'' into either of the midfield berths the greater the distance between us and barca will grow. I'm not overly worried by the threat of others to the Prem with what we have at the moment but if we are to succeed in Europe then we MUST invest and soon and in quality. This inactivity in the market is'nt good for ones health

28 Jul 2011 10:58:33
hernandez is out for 3 weeks with this concussion he got when a ball hit him in the head in training.

any thoughts on who fergie should play for the community shield in his absence?

28 Jul 2011 10:27:23
Crikey Late night was it boys? Are the Eds even out of bed yet? Maybe Im getting old but I sky plus'd it to watch this morning. Decent performance, Berbatov played well. Will be interesting to see if anything happens with the Vucinic link. Did this performance cement his place in the squad for the season or merely confirm SAF's valuation of the player? Only time will tell I guess.

TK-Red

28 Jul 2011 09:21:35
City got Sergio Aguero, you got Ashley Young lol.

Blair Mayne YNWA......................And you got some fat bloke from Blackpool what's your point. I think what you are worried about is the fact that Manchester now has the biggest club in the world and now also the richest club in the world. You really are facinated by us aren't you. But then again when all you have to look forward to is mid table mediocrity and a short run in a domestic cup competition City and us must seem so glamorous to you. With your nosed pressed against the window of big teams wishing you were in there with us in the warmth rather than on the outside looking in. Oh wait just a minute I forgot you have got King Kenny back and that means that you will win everything as he will work miracles like he did at Newcastle and Celtic. Blaire I now only feel Pity for you as you show all the symptoms of small club mentality fixated with us....RAINFISHTROMBONE

28 Jul 2011 08:55:08
did anybody else think Berba looked really good last night? he linked up with rooney really well. if he keeps that up he may claim back his strikers role

Noley

28 Jul 2011 08:34:53
Obertan, Diouf, Kuschaz, Gibson. Out

Then m.Villa in 15m

Squad is complete :)

28 Jul 2011 03:07:26
Dimitar Berbatov, 1-2 with the crossbar. The guy just oozes class

The Neviller

28 Jul 2011 02:09:50
The Neviller {Ed007's Note - A witch hunt against you? It is you that keeps posting direct posts to RFT. You have asked him the same questions over and over again and he has told you that he does not want to enter any discussion with you. That is his prerogative, as is yours to question him. Practically every post you have posted has referenced something he has said "against" you, even to others who have tried to engage you in a discussion, you have had to go back to something RFT has said to you. He has made his opinion regarding you abundantly clear so why to you keep persisting with the topic? Others have questioned RFT and if he responds he responds, if he doesn't they do not keep harping on about it and brining it up. There has been others on here who have been targeted in the same way and I will not put up with it, it is as simple as that. You, along with everyone else are entitled to your opinion, but why you need to keep referencing RFT escapes me. Others have came on and disagreed with you but they don't seem to warrant the same level of infatuation from you. I suggest you continue posting your opinions without trying to curry favour by constantly trying to belittle another regular poster.}

Ed007 Whilst watching the game United v MLS game, saw your response to this Neviller. Its the best post I've seen on here. Well played sir {Ed007's Note -I just hope we can all move on from it now.}

28 Jul 2011 01:25:10
On the young buy. The reasoning behind it my thinking. Probably stating the obvious. Simply to be able to have more interchange between the front attackers. Also Someone more consistent with crosses from the left. More direct. Also handy dead ball player. For me you could have a team out of rooney nani young anderson could drop park into mid and the interchange and passing and speed of counter attack has more options and balance than without young. Add to that the twins and the attacking potential will be outstanding. Defenders will be dragged all over the place. None of the attackers will have to be static. Can't wait till there all in tune to each other. You could even drop valencia in at right back. Or swap berb or chica with park or fletch carrick ect for 442. So for the interchanging and link up play potential i'd argue young IS an improvement to the team. Ha and lay off obe.s back. He's proving himself well enough preseason. He's good on the ball good at link up can put in dangerous crosses and is faster than any of the other options. Knows how to score. believe me. You want him to work out Cons red

28 Jul 2011 00:42:37
Mpez bud its called enlightening. Or being enlightened. Opinions do change, with the exchange of information.. Me i was just interested what he really thought. Instead of sporadic insults. But the interest has passed. For or against him there seems to be a groupie thing going on 'm happy to step out of. Other than that no problem. His hearts for the club. The conspiracy theory lark has made for good reading. Cons red

28 Jul 2011 00:08:20
Is man utd game available on the net