Manchester United Banter Archive May 28 2019

 

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28 May 2019 21:01:57
With Lukaku seemingly off to Inter Milan. and with prospect of Greenwood being promoted to first team and Martial going back to a center forward would you take a:
Homegrown,
Academy product
England regular
Free transfer

As 4th choice, impact sub, cup forward.

Mr Danny Welbeck c'mon deal of the century.

Thumbs up or down?

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28 May 2019 21:27:50
Would prefer Vardy to Welbeck all day long tbh but we need to move forwards not backwards.

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28 May 2019 22:01:59
Forget a 4th striker we need a 1st, 2nd and 3rd choice right winger.

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28 May 2019 23:26:15
Vardy would be our best striker if we signed him no question.

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29 May 2019 09:51:42
We already have new Bambi in Rashford.

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29 May 2019 12:39:36
I think if we go into the new season with just rashford, martial and greenwood we're asking for trouble. Two are inconsistent and ones a rookie.

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29 May 2019 15:29:34
Without a proven goal scorer we will struggle. The midfield don't get enough goals.

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29 May 2019 16:21:52
So it's a maybe? šŸ˜€.

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29 May 2019 18:59:01
That's why it's important we get bruno Fernandes who scores loads of goals from midfield, head and shoulders above all the other players in the Portuguese league.

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29 May 2019 19:51:32
The days of the quartet are over, with the 4-3-3 more prominent. If Lukaku and Sanchez go, my guess will be Martial, Rashford, Lingard, Mata, Greenwood, plus one more.

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28 May 2019 20:13:59
Any of the eds know if we are actively trying to off load Pogba or does Ole want to keep him? He's a conundrum, he can be brilliant but can be very lazy too, can he be motivated to perform each week or should we cash in now.

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{Ed002's Note - THis has been done to death.}

29 May 2019 08:35:20
Ed has already confirmed the club would like to offload the player but it just comes down to getting a deal which suits all parties. Think we're asking for a high price.

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28 May 2019 18:34:21
Ed001 has produced a football podcast if you want to listen to it and give maybe give some feedback about it.

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28 May 2019 18:04:51
How are the boys Leahy and kinky Ken, I hope you man Utd fans will be supporting the spurs on Saturday night against shellsuit city šŸ˜, I don't know if I'm going to watch it as a lot of Liverpool fans say they will be smashing us to pieces, pray for the raver I deserve some enjoyment in life supporting spurs.

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28 May 2019 19:43:18
Fully routing for spurs.

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28 May 2019 19:57:37
Up the spuds.

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28 May 2019 20:18:55
Good man raver. Get your kit on go into stringfellows and watch the game. Poch is going to break his duck with any luck.
Enjoy it mate.

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28 May 2019 20:43:20
For me it's a lose/ lose.

My Liverpool supporting mates will gloat for a whole decade and will be unbearable.

Then again, my Spuds supporting friends will do the same.

It's a choice of the lesser of 2 evils.

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28 May 2019 20:47:44
There is no lessor evil than one of themšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.

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28 May 2019 20:59:21
Thanks boys for your support, Ken if spurs lose I will take my frustration out on the famous Subaru if we win I will be swinging on the poles myself in stringfellows.

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28 May 2019 22:06:27
Raver, you used to support Liverpool?

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28 May 2019 12:09:30
Anyone think tuanzebe could be our answer at right back, or is he more suited for CB?

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28 May 2019 12:20:04
He is a CB and is not the solution for a permanent RB. Dalot is a RB and so would be ahead of Tuanzebe in that position.

Utd need a proper RB ie Meunier, AWB etc

Tuanzebe could play in a back 3 but I donā€™t think Utd are going to play that system.

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28 May 2019 12:29:57
I would be more than happy to offload Jones and let Tuanzebe take his spot in the squad.

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28 May 2019 14:02:24
Would it not make sense, Villa permitting, that he stays there and plays in the Premier League next year?

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28 May 2019 14:09:55
Another square peg in a round hole.

Tuanzebe has done well at Villa, he needs to improve hi passing range ten fold and quick if heā€™s going to play for us. Heā€™s probably already better than Laurel and Hardy at passing but thatā€™s not saying much. Heā€™s solid though and positionally very good for his limited experience.

Dalot is already a good option for RB and we are also prioritising signing one.

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28 May 2019 18:05:43
No he is a cb.

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28 May 2019 18:45:29
I would be surprised if Smalling/ Jones start ahead of Tuanzebe next season.
Also buying Muenier would be another step in the wrong direction, he had a horrible season this term.

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28 May 2019 19:06:24
Matt Dohertyā€™s name seems to have fallen down the pecking order as a legit RB option. British, proven in the Prem and had a terrific season.?

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28 May 2019 19:41:20
We should be all in defence
de Ligt, Alderweireld, Tuanzabe, Lindelof

Jones, Smalling, Rojo, Bailly.

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28 May 2019 20:20:09
He is in his arse british spennošŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.
Really solid player.

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29 May 2019 08:56:38
British ha ha.

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28 May 2019 10:40:38
Looks like Sergio Ramos is on his way out of Real Madrid. Would anyone like him at United? He could do a job for a few seasons I reckon.

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28 May 2019 12:08:43
No thanks canā€™t stand him.

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28 May 2019 12:09:52
That's all we need another 33 plus player on enormous wages.

Plus the president said he wanted to leave for free because they have a good offer from China


Stay clear he wpuod only be a stop gap for what 1 season.

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28 May 2019 12:27:17
We as fans and more importantly the club need to step away from these type of deals.

As we are not currently challenging my for the top honours or in the CL we need to move away from the Ā£100M plus transfer fees and/ or the huge wages.

We need 5/ 6 players to get us moving in the right direction. These players really need to come from outside of the big clubs in Europe.

Time to be realistic and build something that will last.

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28 May 2019 18:06:50
One of if not the most hateful characters in football. Horrible despicable attitude on the pitch imo.

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28 May 2019 18:51:27
Cut the nonsense and stick to the facts. What a player he is.

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28 May 2019 21:49:13
He only wanted out to go to China. On a free.

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28 May 2019 07:39:01
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 28th May 2019

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28 May 2019 10:17:30
Solid team Morocco have called up, just maybe a little light in the midfield.
The dutch team seems to be missing a prolific striker, something they always used to have; Ruud, Kliuvert, RvP, Bergkamp, Van Basten, Huntelaar, Hooijdonk, Carew, dare I add Makaay.

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{Ed001's Note - the Dutch can always stick van Dijk up top again...}

mbd              

28 May 2019 12:32:38
Carew? The Norwegian fella?

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28 May 2019 12:46:01
My mistake Peter, can't understand why I added him, must be the Villa fever.

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mbd              

28 May 2019 13:09:49
Thatā€™s some list youā€™ve reeled off though. The Dutch have been blessed in that department over the years.

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28 May 2019 18:56:10
Just a question, Inclusion of Jesse Lingard is justified?

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29 May 2019 10:07:21
More than Delph.

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mbd              

28 May 2019 02:48:16
Last night my Wife said to me "Can you give me a Liverpool performance in bed "

So frowning at her i said " what's that then "

She says " I want you to spend a long time on top and come Second.

Believable10 Unbelievable3

28 May 2019 16:37:17
Then you offered to give her a 'Man Utd performance' and she said - "no thanks, I don't want you to finish closer to the bottom".

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28 May 2019 00:12:20
I think Depay would be a great option for us down the right.

Iā€™m probably wrong, usually am, but Iā€™m thought I remembered there being some form of clause in the deal when we let him go to Lyon.

Any thoughts?

(Maybe one of the Edā€™s could tel me if a clause existed, I believe it was first refusal or that United were to be informed if an acceptable offer had been submitted)

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{Ed002's Note - There are no clauses, references to butterflies or anything else to concern yourself with.}

28 May 2019 00:22:25
Just ā€œnoā€ wouldā€™ve been fine.

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28 May 2019 01:11:54
He never played on the right when he was here. And I don't think such a media conscious player is what we need right now. It is enough of a problem already.

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28 May 2019 00:52:39
When we sold him to Lyon we agreed a buy back clause and also a sell on clause. he's not had a very good season though compared to last season. I'm sure he's only scored 8 goals where as he scored over 20 last season.

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28 May 2019 00:57:04
Sorry my bad he's scored 12 goals in all competitions this season. He does seem to get his fair share of assists though. I'm not sure we are interested though šŸ¤”.

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28 May 2019 06:20:11
Yeah another player with poor attitude.

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28 May 2019 00:08:53
Hi ed is there any interest in United looking to bring Memphis back?

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{Ed002's Note - There has been no approach to Lyon for Johnny Jerkoff.}

28 May 2019 08:56:45
Thank you very much, and very pleased I am to hear it too.

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27 May 2019 23:56:54
Eds, what do you think of the thought that Raiola may use the de ligt potential transfer to force utd to agree to sell pogba? And could this be why we seem to be linked with a lot of attacking midfielders?

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{Ed002's Note - They are completely unrelated.}