Manchester United Banter Archive June 02 2014

02 Jun 2014 22:42:26
Why do people still continue to piss Ed002 off. This happened last summer and looked what happened and now he's not posting again till september

Agree Mancitysuck

I feel I may have annoyed her but it was not intended.

I am a great fan of 002 and 1 reason why I come here

It's a banter and rumours site, everyone is entitled to their own opinion.theres bound to be differences, people wind each other up, there's no transfers at united yet and people get impatient but the window isn't open yet, we have to respect each other a little more and have a laugh, oh and I think we will sign shaw, kroos, claisse, and 2 more that's hard to call at this time, let's relax and enjoy the World Cup

03 Jun 2014 12:02:07
This takes the mick I was actually looking forward to Ed002s tips on transfers. someone always has to spoil it for us.

If I was the eds I'd just ban the offender.

03 Jun 2014 13:25:05
everyone needs to chill, don't get frustrated and expect too much of the eds, it is my belief the site great, and that is in no small part due to the eds especially Ed002 hard work and insightful contributions. so please don't ask bloody stupid questions that cannot be answered.
come back soon Ed002 we all miss you

02 Jun 2014 21:12:26
PS Carloto, I assume you realise StevieK's post was a wind up?
But I do like your posts!

Yes I did Betty, but we're not getting a room.

Ahh, you know you want to :)

02 Jun 2014 20:40:34
its probably on twitter somewhere, its across the internet but not with any reliable source backing, that's why I was wondering

02 Jun 2014 20:21:29
van gaal has said that he wants 4 signings before the world cup but manchester united seem to be linked with everybody whos anybody, as per. I was just wondering if any of the eds knew who these 4 are and how likely they maybe?

{Ed002's Note - Did he say that on Twitter? And why?}

Its probably on twitter somewhere, its across the internet but not with any reliable source backing, that's why I was wondering

{Ed002's Note - So you thought it cool to bother the great God that I am over this?~

People only talk to god when they have a problem

{Ed002's Note - So that is football and religion off the list of stuff you understand.}

02 Jun 2014 21:27:39
To be fair Ed/God lol, this is a transfer rumour site and he never mentioned your name in the original post.

{Ed002's Note - Is that what you think?

Haha true. I definitely don't understand football rumours either, but then if I did I wouldn't need the help of "the great god" that you are

Dear Lord, it is Monday, Monday evening and we are still waiting for our "write up". We know patience is a virtue, but we need something to smile about. We know you are busy guarding the heavens, but if you could answer our prayers we will be very grateful.

Amen.

03 Jun 2014 13:23:06
Ed002 does a great job and is one of the reasons this site is what it is. He/she constantly gives out info which the majority of time is accurate, maybe not correct 100% of the time but on one is, yet some people give him/her abuse for this, which is unfair imo as the vast majority of the time the info is correct.

02 Jun 2014 19:08:01
Surprised to hear that Lampard is definitely leaving Chelsea - personally saw him retiring there myself. Perhaps they want Fabregas to fill his position in the team and start alongside Matic or Ramires. It wouldn't be like for like, but Fabregas would get some of the goals and lots of the assists that he was responsible for.

Chelsea are rumoured to be after koke along with Barca. I don't see them
Showing interested in fabregas as well as koke,

I believe the only ones in the running are us with Chelsea unfortutntly I see us being clowns and me Woodward having another terrible window

{Ed002's Note - Koke is not first choice for Chelsea or Barcelona.}

02 Jun 2014 17:03:21
It looks like the Cesc Fabregas saga is going to be another long drawn out one with plenty of viable teams interested but to our benefit they are dropping like flies.

Arsenal: Seemingly no interest much to the fans dismay. However their midfield is their biggest asset and one of the best in the league and even though he is better than their players he isn't that much of a step up from Ramsey Wilshire and Cazorla and whilst they have bigger issues to deal with it seems sensible not to go for him.

Man City: Apparently they are looking for defensive players and if they keep Yaya I would struggle to fit him in the team anyway. I rate David Silva higher although he is better than Fernandinho imo. Then again it is Man City who have more money than sense.

Liverpool: Midfield isn't their weakest area and they need a defender above all else. I also don't think they could afford to buy him.

Chelsea: Seem to be more interested in Koke but so do Barca which could work bad both ways. If Chelsea get Koke will Barca keep Cesc? If Chelsea don't get Koke will they go for Cesc? I think it's likely Koke will join Barca as it is many Spanish players dream to join there or Madrid which could leave Chelsea in the running, then again if he still loves Arsenal would he join a local rival. Same could be said for us though, would he join a bitter rival?

Man Utd: He wants a move to the premier league and we may be the only club left, it's pathetic really I know but it's as good as a chance as we may actually get to getting a world class player. We need him the most so have the most incentive to get him and let's hope some groundwork was lUd last season seeing as though we wanted him them. Hopefully Dave and Mata will put in a good word, we can only hope.

There are countless options. He will be drawn by the fact that Robin has settled in well (other than under Moyes), that he is a fan favorite. De Gea may help to twist his ear but he seems focused on Iniesta at the moment. LVG is a top manager which is another draw and he knows that we will be back fighting around the top very very soon. Arsenal don't seem to be going for him as you say, he is apparently too similar to Ozil. City unlikely, Chelsea I think want Pogba and Liverpool no chance. I think as you say, we may be the best option for him.

Isn't it reported lvg doesn't want fabregas? Should this be true isn't it irrelevant if fabregas would pick us or not

The problem is Bookedredmole, we don't know for sure if LvG is not interested in Cesc. He may well be.

I don't think anyone can definitely say what LVG wants really, and that's one of the factors I like about him.

When our midfield is our weakest area for all to see and a player like Fabregas becomes available, even if he has maybe hinted at not wanting him which could have been because he was maybe seemed as hard to get after last years saga, you'd have to be pretty stupid not to at least throw an offer in Barcelonas direction.

No one knows but LVG, he has certainly not said that he isn't so we can take it that it as a rumour and nothing more.

Fair point Sydney. I just don't believe he is a target. In my opinion I don't think he is what we need right now

02 Jun 2014 15:45:47
I can't believe that we are being linked with Suarez. Haha, you got to love the silly season! I wouldn't want him anywhere near our team, great player but terrible attitude and temperament. No thanks. Imagine Suarez and Evra in the same dressing room!

Most absurd rumour in some time, that one.

Haha it is hilarious, best rumour of the year for me. We have more of a chance of getting Messi!

Rooney is hardly a saint is he?

Yes he's a complete tool but what a player.

Put a £75m bid in for him just t shake things up!

02 Jun 2014 17:06:33
As far as I am aware the article was written by a guy saying that to make a big impression United should bid for Suarez to show that we mean business. The player could have been anybody, but the headline wouldn't have been as good if it wasn't Suarez.

Slow news day, pathetic journalism and a stupid headline to make people interested.

There is a £65m release clause in his contract, but they are pointless in this country as we learned from the Arsenal bid that was rejected. I am not sure why Suarez agreed to this release clause in his new deal after John Henry refused to sell him to Arsenal. Unless this time round the contract is worth the paper it's written on. It's a pointless rumour him being linked to us, but I can see RM paying £65m for him this summer or close to that figure. Liverpool and especially Suarez will need to think carefully as he will be 28 in January and we seen how quickly Tevez went from hero to zero. At 29 Tevez took a dive into decline. Very similar players. RM may not come back again for him so he will need to consider it.

Sydney, am sorry but how can you compare Suarez to Tevez, Tevez has an absolutely abysmal attitude, took a 6 month holiday without permission, he also relied on pace, Suarez on the other hand loves football to the core, looks after himself extremely well and doesn't rely on pace, he can easily play at a high level until he's 32-33 due to that very fact.

One of Suarez assests is pace but he could become more of a RVP player than say a Sturridge

Plymouth, LOL, yes Suarez has a great attitude.

Post of the day goes to Plymouth Red ;)

There is no link, the story comes from a newspaper article saying we should bid £75 million to show we mean business.

Yes, Suarez has a great attitude. LMAOF. Except when he is hungry. Or losing. Or playing on a day that has a "y" in it.
And his teeth are always offside!

Lmfao***

Sydney, my point being is Suarez will never take a 6 month sabotage and he will always give it 110% whilst out on the pitch, regardless of whether he wants to be there or not.

02 Jun 2014 14:01:51
Afternoon Ed's.( I'll post a quote from the news if it is allowed).

He’s a big enough name and I know
the list that he’s given Ed Woodward (club executive vice-chairman), ” assured Schmeichel. “All of them are in talks and are willing to join Manchester United.
Peter Schmeichel joining the party now? Or is he credible(being the club ambassador)?

If you have ever watched MUTV you will know that anyone connected to United are not allowed to say anything against them!

02 Jun 2014 16:57:30
If you've ever heard about the corporate sector, you would know that you can't say anything about the company you work for. Moving on, the question is , why make a fool of yourself by making everyone say that "our targets want to join" and then ending up signing nobody (Sorry Marouane!), unless there is some activity happening.
Post Script: He has in the past called the first team "not up to the standard", so your point stands invalid

02 Jun 2014 12:34:01
More of a question for the Eds than a rumour.
AC Milan have had a poor season in Serie A, there is uncertainty with the manager etc.
They do however, have some very talented players! Defenders like De Sciglio, Mexes, Montalivo in midfield and attacking players like El Sharawy and Balotelli who under a strong manager like LvG would be an asset to any team.
My question to the Eds is, could you see many of their big players being tempted away from the San Siro and if so, would United be interested?
I for one would take any of the players I've mentioned

{Ed002's Note - This is just a random list of players that Manchester United have shown no interest in.}

I'd take De Sciglio in a heartbeat but aside from perhaps El Sharaawy (I'd want him to have an injury free season elsewhere to see just how badly his recent injuries have stunted his development) I wouldn't want any of the players you mentioned.

I'd be surprised if we moved for any Milan players but would not be surprised to see Balo or El Sharaawy move on this summer.

02 Jun 2014 11:30:53
Talk on some of the other pages is that Adam Lallana is a better player than Cesc Fabregas. Now I don't think we are going to get Cesc, my guess would be he ends up at City, but it is laughable to suggest that Lallana is better. I do not buy the 'Cesc can't play CM without players doing the work around him', its nonsense. Lallana had one good season in the Prem at the age of 26. Cesc dominated the Prem from the age 18 for years. No comparison to be made in my opinion.

Would love to hear other peoples thoughts.

Cesc held his own at 16 too. Would have him instead of Lallana all day long although Lallana is decent. Agree re: Cesc likely to go to City. If I were in his shoes I'd choose City.

02 Jun 2014 12:53:31
Just to clarify - I don't think Lallana is a bad player at all! I think he's decent. But he is no Fabregas.

02 Jun 2014 10:12:57
Hi Eds, thanks as always for the site.
Eds, a little while ago I remember someone asking if you could provide a 'blanket' post stating who the most likely transfer targets are and what the chances are of them being completed. The Eds quite rightly said this was too early to answer but I was wondering if now might be a better time? It might help stop the same questions being asked over and over again.
Thanks all,

KingGiggsy

{Ed002's Note - Not a good time.}

02 Jun 2014 11:27:28
KG,

I have a feeling that this is the question that gets asked over and over again!

Thanks anyway Ed.
KingGiggsy