Manchester United Banter Archive June 02 2018

 

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02 Jun 2018 23:30:36
Just finished a book on holiday in which a chapter was about Ron Atkinsons time as Manager and the players he wanted to sign but just couldn't get over the line. Terry Butcher and Charlie Nicholas were two I remember him going for but I don't recall him ever chasing a young Glenn Hoddle or Peter Shilton. Does anybody recall any other players who almost put on our famous shirt over the years . Fergie tried and failed for Gazza and Ronaldinho but I bet there are loads more. 😆😆.

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{Ed0333's Note - you tried signing El Niño mate I’m sure

03 Jun 2018 00:54:14
Patrick Kluivert!

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03 Jun 2018 01:11:06
Batastuta, shearer zidane robben lots and lots.

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03 Jun 2018 01:27:38
I used to chat with big Ron when he came to the belfry where I worked. We had the old villa physio working with me and Ron used to come in regularly.

During one chat he told me a great story about meeting with Brian cough in the midland hotel in Derby about 81/ 82 maybe and we made an offer for Shilton and Trevor Francis in exchange for Gary bailey and a striker (can’t remember who right now)
The deal was approved by the United board but it fell through due to the “extras” that the forest boss wanted in his pocket.

The full story is a cracker and big Ron can tell a story right enough. Had many a good afternoon chewing the fat about football and united.

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03 Jun 2018 08:29:43
I recall being gutted we didn’t sign Salas.

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03 Jun 2018 10:08:13
I posted a link on here previously to an interview Atkinson did weeks after getting sacked where he said the board p***d about over money when he had told them Butcher and Lineker were lined up according to him

Lets not forget Butcher was swayed by Rangers, bigger money and they impressed him more by how much they wanted him.

Gazza, Trevor stevens, Varane would have been great buys if we could have got them over the line.

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03 Jun 2018 10:13:10
Many moons ago I had a few drinks with a crowd that included Richard Money (won European cup medal for Lpool) and a youth team coach with Forest - the Forest fella told us Cloughie let him rent his villa in Majorca (i think) for a week, the fella said nice place but the plates, towels, mugs, and even a sweeping brush by the pool had "property of nottingham forest" written on them .

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03 Jun 2018 12:39:41
Turned me down as a youth player many years ago. Worst decision ever. Mind you, so did Bury so perhaps they knew what they were doing 😂.

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03 Jun 2018 14:08:59
Weasley Schneidererror.

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03 Jun 2018 14:38:33
Di Canio. Duncan Fergusen.

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03 Jun 2018 14:40:56
One was an absolute nutter who I would have loved to have played for us for his passion. I would have taken over from Cantona. The other was Duncan Ferguson.

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03 Jun 2018 17:08:55
Ba bum . I'm here all week 😆😆.

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02 Jun 2018 19:57:44
Welbeck was excellent tonight. Emery is new so we should fly a kite and offer a Rashford Welbeck swap, we should never have let him go.

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02 Jun 2018 20:36:02
Quality🤣.

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02 Jun 2018 15:35:22
Right here we go Fabio Capello has just said that Ronaldo wants to go back to united and to work with jose again!

Looks like someone's getting a pay rise 😂.

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02 Jun 2018 17:17:53
Is it even summer if we aren’t being linked to Ronaldo?

Papers: Could Ronaldo be coming back to United?

Me: quick get the Pimms, the bbq grill, and tell work that I won’t be in.

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02 Jun 2018 17:43:30
I reckon it could be for real this time danny.

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02 Jun 2018 21:09:20
That’s it then. He’s signed.

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02 Jun 2018 22:44:23
Be good if it happened but doubt it ever will, will be daft paying over £100m for a 33 year old.

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{Ed002's Note - Fabio Capello is a lot older than 33.}

02 Jun 2018 22:57:21
Club will cover most of the money back if Ronaldo came back.

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02 Jun 2018 23:18:54
So this time Ronaldo has involved his mum and Fabio Capello in his plan to get a pay rise.

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02 Jun 2018 23:19:21
"If we want him then he will come"-- Come on baby light my fire 😆😆.

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02 Jun 2018 23:08:56
And we probably have more chance of signing Capello Ed002.

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{Ed002's Note - I don’t want to say @done deal@, but ...}

03 Jun 2018 00:13:03
Ronaldo is Jose’s new number 2.

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{Ed007's Note - He jobbied him out?}

03 Jun 2018 05:34:25
I’m sure he’s been called worse.

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03 Jun 2018 09:57:48
Jobbies 😁.

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03 Jun 2018 15:08:24
Found out what a 'jobbie' was about 6 months ago from a wrk mate 😂

Nice to see ed002 still chipping in 😁.

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02 Jun 2018 10:55:24
Great news about SAF being released from hospital. Already hoping to be fit to attend matches at the start of the new season . 😆😆.

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02 Jun 2018 12:31:29
Fantastic to hear. Hope to see him enjoying some quality attacking football at OT very soon.

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02 Jun 2018 14:29:59
🙏🙏🙏.

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02 Jun 2018 15:19:06
Quote from Kanchelskis' autobiography:

'When you come into a dressing room you will be taught how to swear and address the manager. '

On their first meeting:

Sir Alex Ferguson: "All right Andrei, hows it going? "

Andrei Kanchelskis: "F*ck off, Scottish b*stard"

Seen this doing the rounds. apparently SAF took it in good part as he knew Andrei had misunderstood the culture.

Get well soon SAF.

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03 Jun 2018 01:39:50
I read that story today as well, laughed out loud. Imagine Kanchelskis when he realized what he had said.

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{Ed0333's Note - very funny story lol.

02 Jun 2018 06:56:48
Griezmann is a big fan of Lingard. even when he scores for France he holds up a big "L" on his head. :D.

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02 Jun 2018 15:57:47
One L of a player

Ba-doom.

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02 Jun 2018 15:53:39
Actually it's Lionel Messi :p.

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Review Of The Day 2nd June 2018

02 Jun 2018 06:53:26
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 2nd June 2018

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02 Jun 2018 12:16:49
De carvalho the gift which keeps on giving. unless your a sporting playeror fan!

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02 Jun 2018 15:51:25
Haha just listened to that song it's a modern masterpiece 😂😂.

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