Manchester United Banter Archive August 30 2018

30 Aug 2018 18:12:57
That's some draw!

30 Aug 2018 18:50:53
I see a bit of great man management from Southgate to inspire Shaw's return to form and his inclusion back into the England squad . (in gest fellas)
Anyway well done to Shaw and hopefully we will see him wearing England's number 3 shirt, and as I've said 3 I should probably point out that coincidentally that's the number of times .

30 Aug 2018 18:25:46
It's a tricky group for us in CL this year but I expect us to move on with ease. Just the chances of a triple don't look so good in my opinion.

30 Aug 2018 21:06:35
Sailor, "move on with ease"? Are you serious? Have you seen us playing the past 4 months? It always amazes me the over confidence of some of our fans.
We should qualify, but I'll be delighted if we do qualify.

31 Aug 2018 01:07:49
The way we are playing at the moment we will not qualify. Juvr are a better team and Valencia are no slouches. That said we qualify if we improve and play to somewhere near our potential.

30 Aug 2018 17:58:39
{Eds Note - Ed001 has created the following on the Football Player Ratings site over the last week:

Andres Iniesta v Luka Modric
Kevin Keegan v Kenny Dalglish
Cristiano Ronaldo v Lionel Messi
Rivaldo v Kaka
Neymar v A Very Large Girl's Blouse
Daley Blind v Mr Tumnus
Jose Mourinho v Mark Hughes

30 Aug 2018 18:41:42
Can't believe you Ed, comparing Neymar to a Girl's blouse is embarrassing, a blouse is 10x the man lol.

{Ed001's Note - good point.}

30 Aug 2018 18:46:10
Donatello! 😂😂😂 Absolutely savage reviews Ed, had me cracking up!

{Ed001's Note - cheers mate.}

30 Aug 2018 19:57:23
Ed, how about Albert Steptoe v Jamie Vardy?

30 Aug 2018 19:56:31
Cough cough 🙄.

31 Aug 2018 06:50:47
Or Phil Jones Betty.

31 Aug 2018 07:43:04
Phil Jones v Inspector Clouseau
Vinny Jones v Robin Friday
Eric Djemba Djemba v Kleberson
Billy Brenner v Sergio Ramos
Graham Souness v Yosser Hughes
Ferenc Puskas v Pele.

Just a few daft suggestions. There a great read anyway Ed, very funny.

{Ed001's Note - cheers mate have added them. Always good to have some suggestions as my mind always goes blank when I try to think of some pairings!}

31 Aug 2018 09:35:30
Ray Parlour v Charlie Dimmock
Georgie Hagi v Hristo Stoichko
Ronaldiho v Buggs Bunny
Robbie Savage v Lassie
Peter Schmeichel v Edwin Van Der Sar.

{Ed001's Note - cheers betty. All these ideas are lifesavers.}

31 Aug 2018 09:37:17
Did you mean "Phil Jones, Betty's or Phil Jones v Betty?

If the later I am very upset?