Manchester United Banter Archive June 08 2014

 

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08 Jun 2014 22:07:00
Which one player that we have been linked with in the past would people have wanted us to sign in the respective time period?

For me, being only 21, it would be Steven Gerrard when he was flirting with leaving LFC. I think as a long term replacement for Roy Keane he would have been perfect. If we had got him in 2003 say, I don't think we would have gone four years without a title.

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08 Jun 2014 22:40:21
I have to agree with Bond.

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LMAOF, very good Mr Bond. National Substance Abuse helpline:)

Other Helplines are available.

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We didn't go 4 years without a title - so obvious Gerrard would have been an unnecessary signing anyway.

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Not really sure what that's meant to mean to be honest given that Steven Gerrard was quite clearly a terrific player for Liverpool and would have made a significant difference to our team, but hey ho.

Also, the 4 year mistake was a typo.

Who would you have had then, Ed007?

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{Ed007's Note - There isn't a footballer alive, dead or due in the future who could replace Roy Keane, he is by far the finest not just footballer but sportsman/athlete that will ever exist. I would have picked Gabriel Batistuta as my choice btw.}

We get linked to everyone over the years. Take your pick! Oh. you did. Zidane for me, or Gascoigne.

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Alan Shearer would be the player who I think would of won us another one are two more champions leagues if we had of got him before he went to Newcastle. What a team we would of had if we got him at the time

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Lol, cheers ed!

I'd have had Gascoigne yes, but as I say I wanted my pick to be from my lifetime where I've really watched and understood football and Gerrard would be my pick however unpopular! Ronaldinho another but then we probably wouldn't have seen Cristiano Ronaldo here. Every cloud!

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{Ed007's Note - If Utd had signed Batistuta they would have had more CL trophies in the cabinet, he was that good! And it was only the 90's when he was in his prime, I'm not that old :)

09 Jun 2014 01:06:37
Tim,

But then we might not have had ole and that nice in Barcelona, wouldn't change that night for the world.

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09 Jun 2014 09:13:22
Gazza, he would have been a fantastic player under SAF,
In your lifetime Shearer

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I've seen a lot of him on video ed, fantastic striker.

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Yes GDS2 I wouldn't either change that night. It was the best night of supporting united all these years. Are squad that year was amazing. But I would say we would of still had ole in are squad but prob not Yorke. But can you imagine having shearers goals in that squad we had in the late 90's it would of been great

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Believe we certainly did go 4 years without winning the title mate u was spot on!

2003 then we won it in 2007

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09 Jun 2014 17:34:24
Shearer in his prime - almost unplayable, and as good a centre-forward as I've ever seen.

Agree with the Batistuta shout, and would have loved to have seen Ronaldinho at OT.

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Shearer was second only to brazil ronaldo .
Best striker the epl has seen imo

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Ronaldinho, the most entertaining player this world has ever seen. Such entertaiment complimented by consistent end product. IMO, at his best, his top end is(was) better than Messi/Ronaldo. Absolutely unplayable.

Deeps

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If I could pick any striker to lead our attack now, it would be a 23 year old Ruud Van Nistelrooy.

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Yeah mate, only 3 seasons without it though as we won it in the fourth. Depends how you look at it I guess.

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Yes I have to agree there Stevie about Shearer. He was pure deadly.

Ruud was a beast aswell it's such a shame as he joined us at the wrong time. Very hard to believe he only won 1 league title in his 5 years with us

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08 Jun 2014 18:37:57
Several people were knocking Kevin Strootman the other day, so I pose a question.

Who would you prefer for the box to box role in our midfield either Kevin Strootman OR Alex Song?

And no smart arse other suggestions, just straight up choice between those two.

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Strootman is the far better player. So Strootman.

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08 Jun 2014 19:51:39
Strootman for me

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08 Jun 2014 19:54:59
Strootman

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Strootman.

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Song, costs less, available, not injured and takes less than 90 minutes to run from one box to the other.

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I would rather have a current paul gascoigne in midfield than song so strootman all day.

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Strootman and the smart arse answer Vidal

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Strootman

with some work he can become good. I don't rate song. he could not do it for barca

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08 Jun 2014 20:11:44
Strootman, never really rated song. Question for you shappy, Moreneo or indi? do you know much about the two of them? thanks

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08 Jun 2014 20:35:00
Tough one, Shappy.

I'm not a big fan of either tbh, but I feel Song would be the more creative and pacier of the two - he's capable of playing further forward - whilst also being more effective at protecting the back 4.

I don't get the whole Strootman thing, but LVG obviously rates him.

As a multi-trophy winning manager, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt :)

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We've had Carrick in our midfield for years now, he isn't exactly quick is he? Personally I think Vidal, Herrera or Koke are the best options. But Strootman is a better player than Carrick with the potential to be much better and certainly better than Song.

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08 Jun 2014 21:07:03
I don't know a great deal about Moreno as I don't watch much Spanish football as its a very uncompetitive league and has too much publicity. I prefer watching leagues that have a tactical interest and ones that nurture young talent. As a result I watch a fair bit of Dutch and German football along with some French football when I get a chance. Each of those leagues are good at bringing though young talent and there is a lot of tactical diversion in them.

With that I have watched a fair bit of Bruno Martins Indi and can say he would be an excellent signing. He has pace and good positional sense, is strong in the tackle and has very good passing and vision. The fact he can play at LB is an added bonus( although he isn't great at LB).

Imo he is one of those players who in the past we look at then decide not to take the plunge only to sign them 2/3 years later from another club for three or four times that they paid for him.

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Syd, the question was who is a better box-to-box player, and Carrick most certainly isn't that. Strootman is not dynamic enough to play that role in the EPL either. He's suited to the pace in Italy, but would be another waste here.

Song is an average player, I wouldn't have him as a transfer target. But if the choice is between him and another overhyped, injured, £30m player who looks like he's running in quicksand. I'll take Song every day.

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Strootman. Although Song is a good player and PL proven, he is not as suited to the box to box role as Strootman is imo.

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"he's capable of playing further forward - whilst also being more effective at protecting the back 4."

I think Strootman fits this description better than Song does Stevie mate :)

Song would be 3-4 times cheaper than Strootman though. It's rumoured Barca want £8m.

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Why is everyonene obsessed with Luke shaw. One good season for Southampton. For me Ben Davies of Swansea would be better value and better player.
Anyone agree disagree?.

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Strootman - although to me the question is the equivalent of asking whether I'd like a kick in the balls or a punch in the face.

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Neither but if it sis song for about 10 to 12 or strootman for 25 plus then it is a no brainer. Song all day.

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Song for me.

Draig - Ben Davies isn't Utd quality imo, he won't lift us a level, would rather Evra. I agree Shaw is overpriced considering what he has done.

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09 Jun 2014 17:35:33
Nope, Syd. You're wrong. Deal with it :)

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I heard Louis Van Gaal would look good in a 3 man midfield. I think we might go for a player/coach thing with him.

Deeps.

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08 Jun 2014 16:46:44
Since the Eds of our beloved Rumours page can add pages and remove them when its appropriate to do so, I was thinking that it would make their day a hell of a lot easier if they were to.

1. Create a page solely based on MUFC transfer targets or players of interest.

2. If the page was created and whoever the players were added to it then beside the Players name have some form of box or activity mark that could tell of how high or strong the interest is. or maybe use arrows, 1 example would be green, yellow & red arrows. The Green arrow pointing up meaning interest is high, Yellow meaning interest has not moved forward or totally gone and red to say interest has gone.

3. Introduce infractions to the site, When trolls don't bother to RTFP then eventually too many infractions would ban them.

4. don't publish any request

I believe this would help this page greatly and also give the eds a break and stop Spam on our banter page

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{Ed001's Note - it is nice in theory mate, no 2 I mean, but it takes so much time and effort keeping on top of it that it becomes more work than it is worth. Things change so often and so quickly that it would require someone just altering that full time to keep on top of things.}

Ed001

Is it true you have moved to Dubai?

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{Ed001's Note - yes mate, I thought we had already discussed it? I am living in JLT for now. Probably won't be able to afford it next year though!}

Would it not be worth posting up some form of guidelines/codes of conduct.

I know we're all supposed to be adults but their are some children and younger fans who post on here, as well as a few inpatient adults.

So maybe giving people clear guidelines as to what can and cannot be asked, etc.

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{Ed001's Note - I thought there was one you agree to when you register? I will have to get that added if it is not there.}

Nice idea yes. but writing code for what would be an ever changing set of parameters would require an incredible amount of time on someone's behalf!

The best solution is for people to be patient and not ask speculative questions about transfers! Most of the questions that get answered by the Eds (I don't even want to think about the amount that don't because they're just plain silly) are direct questions about a certain player or situation (i.e if a club are willing to let someone move on). not will we sign anyone or how much will the club spend.

Keep the questions appropriate and the response will be as well! P.s I'm not using your post as an example Reddevilfan, just a response to your ideas!:)

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No problem Andy

I am just hoping that we can come to some arrangement that stop the trolls spamming the pages and then ( Shilling ) when they Know their upsetting people.

if things look bad now . imagine july 1st

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Ed001

Let me know if you fancy a drink.

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{Ed001's Note - I don't actually drink mate, but we could meet up for a coffee or something. Or you could just do the bevvying for me! Whereabouts are you based?}

08 Jun 2014 14:12:46
Dejavu

LOL the same person who was criticising Moyes training method is now criticising LVG and guess what he also does not want Rene back.

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With Moyes I thought he had a point. Now I think he's just full of sh!t

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08 Jun 2014 13:50:26
This question is open to everyone. Who are the 3 players you would bring up from the under 18's/21's in the next couple of seasons, or at least, would like to see have some first team involvement? For me, I'd say :
1) Andreas Pereira
2) Saidy Janko
3) Ben Pearson

I didn't say Tom Lawrence or James Wilson as they made their first appearences for us in the main squad. I'm sure Van Gaal will keep close tabs on their development anyway!

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I think those who have been given a couple of games already need to be included in a discussion like this! For me I would like to see Pearson, Ekangamene and Wilson involved in the first team over the next 1/2 seasons. Goss, Janko and Pereira I could see being involved at some point too, and rightfully so.

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08 Jun 2014 10:30:19
Ed002 I know you are getting frustrated with the same question over and over so how about an update on who we are looking at I see lots of names get thrown about on here I aswell as others would like your input on this. I understand you are busy but if you have the time it will be much appreciated.

Thanks.

Hopefully if you do respond you might get a break from the repeated questions.

Thanks

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{Ed002's Note - It makes no difference at all. It doesn't stop people asking the same question over and over.}

08 Jun 2014 09:41:43
Simple questions for the eds do you believe we will sign anybody before the world cup?

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{Ed002's Note - I cannot answer questions about timing.}

Do you think we will sign anybody - anytime?

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{Ed002's Note - Yes, of course. I have explained that there is interest in a number of players we know of and I have explained where players are no longer available to the club for one reason or another. There have been recent enquiries about centre backs, and others. Don't worry.}

08 Jun 2014 09:00:04
I'm really gutted by the fact that Roy Hodgson was not available to manage United next season. Would of gotten us playing exciting football with fresh modern tactics!

No seriously, how boring is England to watch? It reminds me of how United have been performing lately, especially under Moyes. Players running around not having a clue what their role in the team is, it's a bit worrying.

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I've not given a toss about England since the 'fans' booed United players.

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The wc is a week away players are just looking to get minutes under there belt and no injuries .
For the first time in about 10 year i'm quite excited about this england team I think they will surprise a few

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This is by far the weakest England team I have ever watched. Player for player in every department is weaker than the team of 2004. If England get out of the group I will be very surprised.

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08 Jun 2014 11:44:28
I'm with carloto I have to say. The whole Beckham witch-hunt was bad enough. But to be at wembley, with at least 4 united players on the pitch giving their all and hearing people doing the stand up if you hate man u, whilst waving their Torquay and Hereford England flags was frankly pathetic. Given the amount of players we have supplied the national team over the years and to get that was embarrassing. You expect it off Liverpool and city fans as their direct rivals but Torquay and Hereford?

Jred its the worst England team I have seen in 35 years. Its worse than the south Africa team. The only chance of getting out the group is sticking as many past costa rica as they can and hope our competition for 2nd scored less. Which will be a struggle as we don't loon like we have that many goals in us.

The Italy game will be a draw, England traditionally draw the opening game and Italy traditionally are slow starters so I'm going 0-0. Uruguay it depends on Suarez fitness. If he doesn't play England will lose narrowly as Uruguay will cope with conditions better and score on the break. If Suarez is fit then its a bigger loss. It all comes down to costa rica as by my reckoning we need to win to tie with second on points and out score them, and hope for a Uruguay win. They could draw and out we go.

I'm not really sure what your expecting. Hart is too easily beaten on his near post for a supposed world class keeper. Johnson is poor defensively. Jagielka and Cahill is the worst centre back partnership I've seen. England have always had a world class centrehalf in tournaments, butcher, Adams, Campbell, Rio, even terry was called world class. At least Baines is a decent left back. Midfield is poor, no spark at all. It really is a poor team. And you can see Hodgson knows it.

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Sydney, are you kidding mate? This is the an exciting England squad, full f pace and raw talent. A top manager - with the type of players' England have at the moment at his disposal - would be able to field a team that could give anyone a game. I mean, look at pace the current England team possess; it's scary. Alas, Roy will pick the so called reliable ones - including bamby - and f things up.

I would love for England to do well. I mean the group we are playing in is winnable. Italy are poor IMO, and Uruguay -apart from the front two - are an ageing team that can be got at.

I suppose having no expectation is a good thing; but I suspect we might prove a few people wrong.

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Samthered,

What are you smoking? This is an even poorer side that the last 3/4 major tournaments. Not one world class player in the side. I'll be amazed if they make it out the group

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I am pretty embarrassed by how dire our national side is at the moment. We will make minimal goalscoring chances so Sturridge better improve on yesterday's guff that he produced. Rooney has looked so average I cannot see if it's him or Milner on the ball. Slow and the touch and control of a donkey. I know he hasn't been the same player for 4-5 years now, but he implodes when it's WC time. Surely he's due a good tournament? Gerrard looks like his best days are well beyond him. Baines looks like he's slowing slightly, probably a lucky break not signing him last summer. Johnson, WOW, worst player in the squad by some distance. I would prefer the other Liverpool RB, the one that looks like he's hit every branch on the way down from the ugly tree. Wilshere is as injury prone as Hargreaves. Jagielka is as quick as Steve Bruce is now, running on marmite on a comedown. Lallana, good player but overrated. If he's a £30m player then so is Welbeck. Hopefully they can all play well as a team and do the unthinkable, but individually these players are average.

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08 Jun 2014 14:08:17
Sydney is spot on. this is an uninspiring squad. i'm usually very excited about the wc and euro however could not care less this time round. don't look capable of beating anyone. I wish thr team the best but I imagine the England's time in it will be short lived. ill be using the opportunity to watch some other nations. Infact more excited to watch Holland lol.

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Sydney
What aload.of tosh, that is all

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On paper there good on the pitch Hodgson is tactically weak and man management is non excistint Barkely Oxlade Chamberlaind and Sterling behind Sturridge is fast fluid and would be fit in brazil heat

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Actually think this is a better England squad then the 2010 and 2006 world cup all over the pitch, for one we actually have a good goalkeeper haha

our defence prob not as good mind, can't beat a rio/terry/cole at the back in there prime but the midfield and attack are miles better c'mon don't be daft we was using crouch and defoe before haha how rubbish is that lol now its a Sturridge, welbeck and lambert mile better.

centre mids of old gerrard lampard they never could play together add boring milner and barry not much to be excited about, now its same old gerrard and lampard but don't play them together now added with young Henderson Wilshire barkley and Lallana.

it is insane to me that some people think this team is not better then teams of old

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I am not smoking anything, Stand United. I just know good players' when I see them.

Some need to remember that those players' play in the PL alongside some of the best talent in world football. They are every inch as good in many cases. Because they are badly managed and coached at international level is not their fault.

Ironically enough, the poorest player in an England shirt of late is Rooney. The guy looks a shadow of his former self. I just hope he has a good world cup and doesn't embarrass himself too much.

We all have our views. Some of the views aired on here are totally nonsensical; but that is life.

I am pretty confident England will get out of that group.

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So Sturridge and a 28 year old Rooney is better than a 26 year old Owen and a 20 year old Rooney? Is Henderson better than Hargreaves? Is this worn out 42 year old Gerrard better than Gerrard in his prime? Is Lallana & Welbeck better than Beckham & Joe Cole (24)/Lennon (19) or Walcott (17)?

Joe Hart is better than Robinson. That is all you have got RD0690.

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For a second there I thought you meant our Young, Red Devil, haha.

We have the potential to be explosive, but if we go that route we have no experience and if we go experience we plod as usual. We lack players in their mid 20's that can take a game by the scruff of the neck. Now its plodville and rely on Rooney for some crazy reason.

Johnson has been slated by the scousers all season, yet he starts for England, joke.

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08 Jun 2014 17:20:56
Syd you on a wind up?
beckham could not beat a man.
so basically we had lampard gerrard and beckham all tring the same thing.
hollywood passes. long ball.
this team can pass round players move fast which is the way to play of late.
Walcott biggest let down ever.
he can run but so could carl lewis. don't make a footballer. his ar$e fell out infront of goal.
Owen my god. again more pace than brain. i'd say 80 percen of his shots came off his shins. then the inevitable fall over.
Joe cole hardly set theworld light i'd say wilshire is miles better!

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LOL, I thought Sam's post was being sarcastic. I didn't believe he was serious. Sorry Sam but this is a shocking England squad. Pitiful.

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08 Jun 2014 17:14:04
im with you reddevil
every position looks exciting.
people who think the friendlies are how we will play is the same as saturday are deluded.
Why on earth would anyone risk anything on a friendly.
Lalana sturridge sterling ox barkley all can beat a man,
now last world cup who could do that?
joe cole?
crouch?
heskey
LOL

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08 Jun 2014 18:20:13
I reckon Northern Ireland would give you a game :)

"David Healy! What a goal!"

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Don't get me wrong when the 2016 Euros come along we will be a much better unit with better individuals. Players like Shaw, Jones, Stones, Sterling, Barkley, AOC, Wilshere etc will be a couple years older and ready. I think we will see Wilson in the squad then if he can keep up his good work. But at this moment in time we are pretty poor and I would be surprised if we make it out of the group.

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Sydney!

actully yeah I do prefer Sturridge and 28 year old Rooney, or should I say a fully fit Rooney, 2006 he was not fit
so had a bad tournment, 2010 he was banned 2 games and was cheating on his wife lol mind not in the game bad tournment
now he is hungrey to to have a good tournment I think might be his second best he performed on the big stage, (not sure he
beat 2004 euros) owen wasnt all that at that time either.

actully forgot about hargreaves my bad he was one of our better players in 2006, and older gerrard might do more for
the team now, won't score as much but will help out at the back.

Welbeck prob just as good if not better then cole out on the left, lot faster, will work hard for the team, can cause
defences a problem
Lallana crossing wise no were near as good as beckham, but I think Lallana will do good for us and the inter changing
with Rooney and welbeck will cause teams a problem.
Lennon vs the ox? who wins the ox! Lennon is fast that is about it haha
is there a point in mentioning walcott? he didn't even get a subbed on lol
Sterling vs walcott? only one winner Sterling

add Wilshere and barkley to the mix we got a exciting team

RD

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Any team with any sense will get at England and they won't have an answer, especially down their right hand side. How Glen Johnson ever made it to the top level of football as a full-back I'll never know. He is truly woeful.

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Some people have a very high opinion of this England team. We are not clever enough simple. There will be a lot of diving/play acting and I'm pretty sure we will have someone sent off in the group games. Costa Rica will be no push overs and I think we will possibly draw all our games. Glen Johnson well, I've seen frigates turn quicker. Ricky lambert is never international class either otherwise he would have been in there years ago. He got a goal the other night but offered nothing else. It's an average team and will be exposed.

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Fellas at least your team has a chance to get out of the group stage. my mighty team(australia) will be lucky to get a point. bugger it, australia to win the world cup (in the next 20 years).

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08 Jun 2014 01:25:45
The World Cup correct score comp is now up and running. Everyone is welcome to join in just simply follow the instructions on the World Cup comp site.

Cheers
Ed 003

*please don't reply to this-take any questions to the world cup site*

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