Manchester United Rumours Archive December 22 2011

22 Dec 2011 16:34:13
On skysports in November there was a news that united have beaten barca madrid etc.. to sign andreas perriera form psv. He will sign for man utd on 1st jan etc..after that there has been no news on that player is he really gonna join manchester united or not? {Ed007's Note - As far as I know it is a done deal.}

Hey people i am new over here can ne 1 tell me who is ed007 is he reporter or sumthing? {Ed002's Note - He is a cage fighter and part-time fortune cookie writer.}

Well thats a lie ed002, there is only one fortune cookie writer and he works full time.. in a garden shed in an unknown location.

Ozwald

Though funnily enough he has written a couple of articles, primarily on Scottish football, that are worth a read.

TK-Red

You should follow him on Twitter, he's saying how much he's looking forward to coming to Manchester United. Confirmation that it is a cert, he's also already said goodbye to the club and his teammates

He also came runner-up in the world musical statues championships in 1997, if it wasn't for a sore nipple he would have become champion.

Sydney!

He is 16 on the 1st January which is the first day he can officially sign but it is a done deal
ARB

Haha half of you are talking about parreira and the other half about bond. {Ed007's Note - But which is which?}

The sarcasm here is excellent! By the way I was being sarcastic!

I heard that Bond actually died a few years back, but death refuses to tell him!

G.A.G.U.S

Reports claim his birth was heralded by a swallow and caused winter to change to spring, a star to illuminate the sky and rainbows to spontaneously appear.

Could be Jong tho :-)

Flimbo {Ed007's Note - Now that's definitely not me! Have you never seen The Omen films?}

22 Dec 2011 12:15:53
Jones may be out for 6 weeks? BBC says.... Hope not, been immense.
LDP

If SAF says six weeks, it means two weeks whilst wearing a mask.

Sydney!

Jones seems a tough lad, may have a 'quick recovery' haha
LDP

Apparently its not as bad as first feared...just bad bruising. Hope its true

Fergie said it was only bruising and he will be back for the 26th December game!

He's back for the wigan game on boxing day. injury was not as serious as earlier thought. it was just bruising.