15 Jan 2014 21:37:33
FAO ED04,

Ed,

As an editor of this site you get Carte Blanche to do as you will and say what you like in relation to posts submitted, obviously with some restrictions on really saying what you want to say on occasion.

Now earlier you commented on one of my posts and also mentioned me on one from Valley Gooner, using on both occasions the term bitter.

Now you can I'm sure look through any or all of my posts and perhaps you could enlighten me as what you perceive to be bitter. As a Chelsea fan I have zero to be bitter about. Roman saved my club from Christ knows what and through his love of football has brought us more Trophies over his term than Sir Alex has brought to United in that time. So being bitter doesn't add up. I might not agree with everything he does but Chelsea is my club, end of.

Now on the other hand reading your page over the last 6 months and seeing so much coming back to bite you boys in the ass is a beautiful thing and I have made the most of that. You may recall that I'm a fan of cut and paste; I'm sure if not Brendan81 will remind you.

So what I have had the great pleasure in doing over the last few months is saving a lot of the gems posted on here from a variety of posters then cobbling them together and reposting with the wording changed slightly so it's not so obvious. Maybe at the end of each I should have given a list of credits. Lol.

Thus you gentlemen then lay into me slagging what you've already said yourselves, or you ignore the relevant points and simply pick up on your clubs history, I'm classless etc etc. It really is as simple as that and to see so many things come back to haunt you guys is I have to say bloody fantastic.

It was only in the summer it was all City have wasted £90 million on crap players, oh no they haven't have they, Sydney! And his fantastic predictions, CTR and his belief he is the king of all posters and the world's greatest speller.

I mean, never in my wildest dreams did I think you'd be struggling to make top six no matter how poor your squad really is. That was another gem of Syds! Agreed with by many of this strongest squad bollox or that your squad was better than Arsenal's but they were just playing better.

Simple truth is you guys have dished it out over many of the pages, where are Sydney! and CTR on the Liverpool page now. Nowhere.

I do have to be honest and say you have some great posters on here, genuine fans who are honest, say it like it is and don't get wrapped up in the cr4p, Johndenton, Danny Pughunited, Mick, Peashooter, Nomidfield, Deeps, redseven, Honeybadger, Shappy and many others, I'll even include AJH although he painfully missed the stats post. Another thing you guys love to use when it suits and I've had great fun with.

I don't think for a minute that United won't come back but whilst you're down people are going to give you some stick. Like Ed02 has said to many on here, Suck it up!

So don't make the mistake of thinking I'm bitter, not an ounce of it, just making hay whilst the sun shines.

{Ed004's Note - Bitter can be described as 'Resulting from or expressive of severe grief, anguish, or disappointment'. The fact that you relish in trying to put utd fans down while their team is performing badly IMO shows how disappointed you were in the achievements of your team last year and the grief amongst Chelsea fans that are throwing hundreds of millions around they could only achieve 3rd in the league. Ask Ed 2 have showed signs of doubting Moyes but I still 100% support him and feel we will get through this hard time and will come back stronger. I think now shows what fans truly are bitter of utds success by the way they come onto this site now and try to take pride or a sense of achievement from us struggling. I've never called anyone bitter who has delivered a balanced argument or had a civilised discussion about utd or other clubs ie banter. However, since you looked back at Brendan former posts
"mean seriously, you lot or Bayern Munich. You really need a reallity check and I've got a great feeling "this is your year" to get it!

David Moyes. That is a beautiful thing!"
And
"Having blocked attempts to safe guard Old Trafford, when they sell it where do you imagine the Glazers will put the new stadium.

I would think further south to be honest to save all that travelling. Do you guys remember when we battered you up at Old Trafford at the end of last season and all you lot were leaving early and we were singing, "Race you back to London""
Now how do those not stink of a fan who is bitter? They offer no constructive criticism, they offer no banter, they are just petty digs to get a reaction}

1.) 15 Jan 2014
Tssss.

2.) 16 Jan 2014
Yep you're right, you don't sound bitter at all.

3.) 16 Jan 2014
Worst case of PMT I've ever seen, Marcellus.

4.) 16 Jan 2014
Wow this guy has issues lol

{Ed007's Note - I don't know about being bitter but he must be one of the creepiest posters I have ever came across! His folks must have blocked the naughty sites so he has nothing else to do after school:

'So what I have had the great pleasure in doing over the last few months is saving a lot of the gems posted on here from a variety of posters then cobbling them together and reposting with the wording changed slightly so it's not so obvious. Maybe at the end of each I should have given a list of credits. Lol.'

What normal person does stuff like that?}

5.) 16 Jan 2014
Wow, what a ride. must of been so fun.

I bet you went through a lot of tissues when editing your months worth of posts you've been saving.

You're a very sad, disturbed individual. with way too much time (among other things) on your hands.

{Ed007's Note - I've locked the doors and checked Ed002's chastity belt is secure, we're safe for now.}

6.) 16 Jan 2014
You have too much time on your hands. you're likely reading this in your dark room as you hang old posts from Sydney up to dry. stalker

7.) 16 Jan 2014
Marcellus, can't believe you took time out of your day to write that pile of crap

8.) 16 Jan 2014
Re worded what this really says is '' damn I've had a right couple of months here with my intelligence or lack of it being highlighted for all to see, I won't mention last friday when I announced my leaving after another mauling, so ill carefully pretend everything I have written is just a re-worded posts for u lot.'

Lol king of posters really? I have never claimed or acted like that, but the fact u come on here saying that gives us a litte insight into your bitter filled mind dnt u think?

Likewise I never really posted on the liverpool sight, not saying I ain't but never made it a habit to do so.

Im getting kind of worried now young chap, u seem to be stalking me and memorizing my posts.

Love love the way u still lobby others on here through either fear of being found out for what u are or maybe u dnt have many friends either is quite sad.

Although I could be totally wrong which would make your post even more embarrassing lol.

Gd bye mate we prob won't se u again for a while ;-)

9.) 16 Jan 2014
Bond,

Fantastic reply to possibly the most bitter post I have ever seen. I don't even think he will understand the irony behind anything he wrote either which makes it even better.

I read something the other day that said 'the only thing that annoys me about other clubs fans taking great success from united playing badly is that I wasn't more of a gloating tw*t over the last 20 years.' I don't 100% agree with this as I think quietly being on the higher ground is the best place to be, but it did make me smile.

I spoke to a Liverpool fan yesterday who said if they finished 5th and we finished 6th he would see it as a successful season, sums them up perfectly to me.

10.) 16 Jan 2014
My god I was joking in past posts about having a stalker, but now i'm genuinely scared :-) this guy is seriously weird. don't know about Marcellus Wallace, more like Chip Douglas in the film Cable Guy.

{Ed039's Note - LMFAO ..... good one)

11.) 16 Jan 2014
What does marcellus wallace look like?

12.) 16 Jan 2014
I could try and post a picture but the moderator will not allow it :)