31 May 2013 14:24:03
When Suarez goes to Spain and if he bites someone there - that will three leagues he has bitten someone in.

For a hat trick of bites -

Does he get to keep the teeth?


1.) 31 May 2013
Well. they would be his teeth?


2.) 31 May 2013
'if' he bites someone. The precedent for Suarez would suggest 'when' is more applicable.
DHK


3.) 31 May 2013
31 May 2013 15:40:41
If he bit me he wouldn't get to keep the teeth. Lol.


4.) 31 May 2013
Come on lads, the poor guy has been treated so poorly by the English media. They have hounded him out of Liverpool, it has nothing to do with the fact they are a p1ss poor side and look like getting worse by the year.

Sydney!


5.) 31 May 2013
I heard he was going to Bayern? He fancied a leg of Lahm!


6.) 31 May 2013
Hoppy. best post of the year!