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08 Jul 2013 14:02:40
its good to see lpool under br, making some shrew signings, to fit in with our style of play, I am sure utds transfer targets have been put in place by saf, so don't think new utd manager david mcvitie picked them, plus saf did really put the final nail in rooneys utd stay before he retired, he had no need to say what he did about roon wanting to leave again, it really was a bit of payback by sir alex, the big question for me is under mcvitie this season, will utd chase games, like they did under saf, I think utd will lose more points under mcvitie simply because he is not a brave manager like sir alex, he will try to close up shop when utd have a slight lead in games, and when utd need a winner don't expect a couple of more forwards put on the pitch like sir alex did, a few games into the season and you will see I am right as usual.

1.) Oh dear, no "Mickey", Suarez leaving, Carragher gone, one of Skrtel/Agger leaving, Gerrard another year older. A load of nobodies signed. It's not a great time to be a Liverpool fan. Chin up lfc.

Sydney!

2.) Welcome back lfc - thick as usual.

As a matter of interest who are lfc going to replace Suarez with?

And do you have any plans for supporting the geriatric Gerrard.

3.) Is this the same david moyes who finished above your so called team twice in a row with a team with no money to spend oh god lfc when you going to realize that your team is just middle table team now.

if david moyes had half the money yous spend on players eveton could easily compete for a champions. league place

Moyes4ever1984

4.) Lol u have got to love the quote 'u will see i'm right as usual' when exactly have u been? U have been predicting our downfall for years pal and thus far have been proved incorrect.
Shrew signings by br? Yeh that's one way of looking at it I suppose, or u could say liverpool are at the stage where they can't even compete for the 2nd tier players anymore. I mean come on u claimed shelvey was the next Gerrard, sterling will be the next big thing etc, u are delusional as always.
CTR

5.) I hope we DO close up shop when we take a lead in the big games. Your right, Moyes will make us harder to break down and stronger defensively. Too many times we've let an early lead slip, so thanks for the encouragement. As for lfc, thought Shelvey and Spearing were the future. Whoops! Oh and 1 word. Toure! Lol.

6.) 08 Jul 2013 16:38:26
hi mike, stevie has got good advice off the old age pensioners giggs and scholes on how to extend his playing days, he's been told to take up some yoga and learn how to run backwards all the time in midfield to pass and recieve the ball, as for luis, we don't need a replacement as we will be using the spanish flase no-9 system most matches this season.

7.) 08 Jul 2013 16:56:13
yes, CTR, does that stand for one of them racing cars bye the way, but listen-up, next years england world cup squad will include shelvey, not tommy cleverley, and put some money on shelvey to score 15 goals or more this season from midfield for his new team, as for sterling, he's like only 15 or so, and he's a great player allready, so I don't know what your talking about there, but then this is a utd site, where the most coommon - sence is talked by lpool fans.

8.) Coomon sence - stunning

9.) Lol u should of left name mate. Well done, it was almost lost on me.
No signing off as CTR just save having to write out the whole name as my phone is a piece of poo.

10.) I don't want to be rude but LFC, seriously mate, have you even finished school yet? I only ask because the way you write makes me think you're about 15. Big year for you next year though; GCSEs, College applications and another season seeing yourself fighting for a Europa League place. Good luck.

Matt

11.) No-name above me, why did you sell Shelvey then if he's the next big thing? And you already ruined Sterling by playing him so much at such a young age. There is not much your club does right actually. As highlighted by your cheap, low quality signings, the rest of the league is laughing at you. Honestly, if you loose Suarez you are nothing more than a slightly harder to beat mid table squad.

As for lfc, what are you talking about with false 9? Your squad lacks absolutely every single trait required play that formation, who would play the false 9 without Suarez? Where are your world class wingers? Who has the skill required to play in the midfield to enable you to score enough goals? You talk utter rubbish.
Just a bit of a heads up, successful squads that play the false 9 effectively have HAD/HAVE world class centre forwards/CAMs playing the 'false 9' position. Totti springs to mind at Roma under Spalletti (they managed to get from 17th to 5th or something) or Messi at Barcelona all who have/had world class team mates around them. Where is your world class 'false 9' if you loose Suarez who obviously doesn't need replacing? and the squad to go with it?

12.) 1 Raheem Sterling is 18, not 15
2 shevley?, let's but a bet for 5, let alone 15 lol
so much for common sense, its hardly common these days

13.) Shelvey may indeed get an England call-up - international managers tend to take more notice of players when they're at the bigger clubs.

14.) I really hope no name was just joking. lol I've took as sarcasim am I wrong? No one could really be that stupid yeh?

15.) Comedy gold! maybe we should combine the utd and Liverpool sites. we don't have nearly this much fun on our own

03 Jul 2013 14:36:05
HOW TO GET ROONEY/ANDERSON FIT IN TIME FOR KICKOFF.
get a large mobile catering van, put loads and loads of the following in it- kentucky fried chicken, burgers, chips-extra large portions offcourse, pot noodles, vodka, red bull, chocolate, crisps, cigarettes, nicotine gum, staff it with two scantily clad women, drive it round carrington all-day, everyday for 6 weeks, make sure it goes at a good speed so ando and roon would not catch it, say 10 miles per hour, and they will be in the best shape of thier lives come kickoff.
ps, good luck to utds new manager david mckay in his first season, he's going to need it lol.

1.) Your banter is so bad.

2.) We'd have to pop over to Liverpool City Centre to pick a van like that up, there must be plenty to spare there.

3.) Its ok we can win the league with fatties mate, you would struggle to win a point if Stevie put on a few pounds. How are Henderson and Downing? have they learnt the art of football yet or are they still learning to run with a ball?
ps. have fun without the zombie.

1redarmy

4.) You should spend more time in thinking of ways to get Looserpool out of mediocrity.

5.) I wondered how long it would be until lfc returned. Must be very disappointed with Liverpool's business so far this summer? Gerrard doesn't look very impressed either does he?

Sydney!

6.) 03 Jul 2013 16:49:29
I wondered how long it would be until we saw you again. But i'd have thought you'd have come up with better banter than this during you hiatus. For shame lfc.

7.) Lads lfc is dissapointed because they have just sold the next gerrard I've heard them call him to Swansea!

8.) Why David McKay? Seriously. Is that meant to be a joke?

Da Rob Man

9.) 03 Jul 2013 17:18:13
Sydney Liverpool are so bad even Lord Voldemort has jumped ship to swansea. Wasn't he supposed to be the next big thing? MrE

10.) Apparently Shelvey Craved European Football, so felt it was time he moved to a bigger club with ambition to match his.

RRED7

11.) Wouldnt work having such a van in scouse land because all the wheels would be nicked within a day

12.) I was thinking that, wasn't he ment to be the next big thing lfc. ?

hmmm. kinda makes me doubt the suso and sterling being future worldclass claims by your fans.

13.) Apart from the manager name pathetic aim at banter the rest was pretty good although I wouldn't want it gonig at only 10mph

14.) If your standard of banter was reflected in a league table it'd be as lowly as Liverpool's standing in the EPL!

Mid table with Suarez, I dread to think where you'll finish without him.

15.) Read somewhere that you guys will get relegated next season! Not sure if this would be much of shock to anyone here tho.
RumourNo. 1

19 May 2013 18:27:06
high five to utd, lol. , see you next season utd.
ps, end of an era, it can only go downhill from here, with moyles in charge.

1.) That 1-0 thrashing you lot dished out on relegated qpr was impressive. Next year is obviously your year!

2.) So much talk for a club entering the Europa. oh wait. a. sec.

3.) Lol u been going down hill for years mate and always will be united will always be winning cups u will end up like the arsenal cupless

4.) Hmmmm, I think you scousers would have learnt your lesson by now. Remember "come back when you have won 18 Fergie?"

Im not saying it will be easy and there is going to be tears, blood and sweat shed along the way. But we are a far superior team and club that you dirty scouse persons will ever be, so maybe come back this time next year and let's chat.

Red (the real REDS) Pedro

5.) If Chris Moyles was in charge maybe but David Moyes is taking over so we may have a better chance you knob

6.) Just a tad immature to post something like this.

Show some respect to the footballing community as this has been an emotional day for us. Banter is alright in a time and place but it would have been a little more mature and humble of you to show your respects or not even post.

We're the ones laughing.

7.) You guys are so easily wound up. Lfc is not stupid, he knows Manchester United are superior and is just saying stupid things to get a reaction. Some would say a troll.
Just ignore him.

Doni

12 May 2013 17:13:04
watch out next season for the three bandidos, the deadliest trio since the wild west, yes its
danielon hot shot sturridge.
luis el pistolero suarez.
philippe skill will kill coutinho.
ps, paul scholes, what a player, utd or not, one of the best english footballers of all-time.

1.) Lfc this will probably be the first and the last time I agree with you.

Not the deadly trio joke.

The Paul Scholes part.

2.) Don't know about that but obviously next year is your year lfc, your right about Paul Scholes although I'd have as one of thee best playmakers in my lifetime, I have him up there with zidane, platini and Xavi.

Supasub

3.) Nice one Jake :)

shahram

4.) Better than Xavi.

Ste.

5.) Haha, the words "next season" sound a little bit familiar coming from a Liverpool fan.

09 May 2013 18:50:35
so baines and big hair fellaini to come in and wayne the pain rooney back to everton, utd to change style to a boring davy moles 550 formation, o happy days, the tide is turning.
ps, I feel sorry for scholes and giggs, knowing moles, he will increase thier training, less skill more work-rate, at least fergie played attacking footie to watch, this page will be the grumpest on the site to read next season lol.

1.) This is the same Moyes who's club finished above you, lol. Poor banter.

2.) And once again we will finish above the greasy haired, shell suit wearing, council house dossers that are Liverpool.

3.) And let me guess. it's your season next season and your be there or there abouts. 30 points. Think about it 30 points.

Red Snapper

4.) 09 May 2013 19:28:25
Nah that'll be yours still especially when the Colgate Kid leaves, and you struggle to make the top 10.

Never mind I hear Brenda is after Titus Bramble to replace Jamie "should be on the Lions tour as that's the only tackle he can make" Carragher.

5.) Are you by any chance talking about the "David Moyes" who has supervised Everton's emergence as the best club at Mersyside? Twice in 2 seasons? Ohh my, don't worry, next season will be yours. Do you think you lot will avoid relegation? Is poor Brenton still so far up FSGs arse? The tide sure is turning.

Deeps.

6.) Eds, this isn't even banter, how does it get onto the site?

Anyway, the tide turned a long time ago and you lot got washed away.

Everton are above you in the table aren't they? You should be quaking in your boots. I don't think Moyes spent a half on his team than what you spent on Carroll and Henderson. Yet they are STILL above you.

7.) Now that Moyes has left Everton you might be above them next year

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08 Jul 2013 16:38:26
hi mike, stevie has got good advice off the old age pensioners giggs and scholes on how to extend his playing days, he's been told to take up some yoga and learn how to run backwards all the time in midfield to pass and recieve the ball, as for luis, we don't need a replacement as we will be using the spanish flase no-9 system most matches this season.

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27 Apr 2013 21:53:53
i argee dodgybanter, good to hear a utd fan with a bit of common - sence.

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Dont be a fool marky mark, its april.

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18 Mar 2013 13:29:21
GALWAY RED, its good to see your english is improving immensely, now if only carrick could speed up his game a little, well a lot lol, everything would be hunky dory, would it not.

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18 Mar 2013 13:05:06
now aaallj5, when steve lifts the prem title in the next couple of seasons, I hope you will come on here and apologise. also lpool are like betamax, while utd are like vhs, we all know vhs is more popular, but betamax is better
quality.