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01 Aug 2016 19:53:51
Just found a piece of paper outside Old Trafford in a bin bag (was looking for dinner) and seen that Jose wrote a note to his dog saying he was close to signing Pogba. Truth lads, 100%.


1.) 01 Aug 2016 19:59:44
You cannot beat bin food, best food in the world.

2.) 01 Aug 2016 20:40:38
Especially after a few pints.

3.) 02 Aug 2016 08:01:51
Now this is a genuine rumour I was waiting this whole transfer window. I don't believe anyone would disagree with it.

PS- These days at least you find something in the bin. I remember 3-4 years back when Anderson was still around, I always left disappointed.

4.) 04 Aug 2016 23:16:49
Why is it not an Olympic event
"And the Bindipping Gold goes to Mpez"😆😆.



04 Jun 2015 22:59:31
Rumours tonight of De Gea for Benzema, or Benzema for €40m. I'd happily do either of those two deals, would love to see Benzema at the club, and think he'd excel. Great number 9, can poach, head, and more importantly for ourselves, make his own goals.


{Ed025's Note - im a massive fan of his Mpez..

1.) 04 Jun 2015 23:50:52
This is actually one rumour I fully expect us to complete. Anything under 40 million, in today's world of inflated prices, is a bargain for a guy who is still only 27.

2.) 04 Jun 2015 23:59:15
Benzema or Higuain? Which suits United more do you think?

3.) 05 Jun 2015 00:51:25
Simon 23 is old in football terms mate

4.) 05 Jun 2015 04:27:09
Benzema by far, ODavis. Our team at the minutes problem, is that we cannot create enough chances for our forwards, which IMO is why Falcao had a dreadful season. Higuain is more along the lines of Falcao's style, whilst Benzema has everything.

5.) 05 Jun 2015 06:24:48
Jmb this is a recent trend.
Turn the clock back a few years, 26-27 was the age when players usually started to peak

6.) 05 Jun 2015 08:44:53
Roger Milla anyone? Legend!

7.) 05 Jun 2015 09:30:58
Dip - I was only joking mate. I was just having a wise crack about what someone posted a few days ago.

8.) 05 Jun 2015 10:23:49
He is the definition of being a complete number 9. A potentially awesome signing and would be the best striker in the League over both Aguero and Diego Costa. May also link up well with Di Maria.

9.) 05 Jun 2015 11:15:02
Would love us to sign Benzema but never better than Aguero

10.) 05 Jun 2015 11:25:50
Benzema would be a huge signing. The guy is a tank. Way better than Higuain Fingers crossed

11.) 05 Jun 2015 12:25:38
A fantastic signing IMO. I've said it before either Benzema or Lewandowski would be perfect for us. Both have all the attributes required and can provide something special at any given moment. If we are to lose Big Dave it would be an ideal transfer to receive Big Ben in return lol

12.) 05 Jun 2015 15:13:40
Benzema also fits the model of play at United and the PL. totally agree but wrestling him away will be a tough challenge!!

13.) 09 Jun 2015 19:09:27
I agree Benzema or Lewandowski would both suit us perfectly, and if . However, I do worry that Chelsea will snap up Falcao and he will bag a ton of goals in a team that creates lots of chances. Costa and Falcao are very similar, both have great positioning and finishing, as well great heading abilities, but rely on others to create chances for them, so I reckon Falcao would be incredibly dangerous in that Chelsea team. IF we signed Benzema, I assume that would be the end of the road for Van Persie?



24 Apr 2015 20:48:38
002, do you have any info on the news reported by Sky Sports Germany that Ilkay Gundogan to United has been agreed?


{Ed002's Note - It hasn't at this time.}

1.) 25 Apr 2015 09:51:24
Fantastic signing if it happens



31 Mar 2015 13:30:38
002, or any of the ed's who may know, bit of a lesser known player, but is there any interest from anywhere in the lad Omar Abdulrahman of Al Ain in UAE? Fella seems to be causing a bit of a stir.


{Ed002's Note - Not recently. Abdulrahman has been courted by Sporting Lisbon and Manchester City, spending time with both during the summer of 2013, Ajax, Lyon and Hamburg (and probably others) also expressed interest in the player last summer.}

1.) 31 Mar 2015 16:09:50
Is there any expectation that he'll be on the move any time soon?



11 Dec 2014 06:22:02
002, you mentioned the possibility of Bale being moved on (if they can do so), so may I ask where may lie interest in GB? Would a return to the premier league be most likely? Would we be interested? Would we be capable of getting him?

Cheers in advance!


{Ed002's Note - I am not aware of any interest in him at the price they would ask.}




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13 Mar 2018 22:00:43
I've never felt as embarrassed by anything as being a Manchester United fan has made me tonight. Incensed is an understatement.


1.) 14 Mar 2018 11:42:00
i don't know mate. that 6-1 drubbing by city and the david moyes press-conference where he said some crap was quite embarrassing too.



06 Nov 2017 12:03:34
To be frank the slating of Lukaku is annoying as hell, both from fans and pundits. As a striker myself, I know how aggravated he must be with the way we play.

We all know Romelu Lukaku isn't a hold up striker, nor is he an Aubameyang-esque in behind type striker. He's a jack of all trades, but a master of none in reality.

However, when critcised for "going missing in big games", it's genuinely mind boggling as to how we set up to play to almost get nothing from him.

If we plan on lumping it up to him to head it, we must have wingers running in behind, or another striker playing off him. which we never f**cking do. Then we switch it up, and lump it 30 yards ahead of him to chase against 2/ 3 centre backs, with no body else putting similar pressure on the open spaces.

It's almost as if our team is set up to lump it, then if we retain the ball the players think "oh f*ck Rom actually got to that one, best try and get up there to help", in which time the opposition have also got back.

Our style of play is ridiculous. Look at the players we have, top coaches would love to work with a lot of them, and would have them playing great, attacking football against any opposition.

One thing about Mourinho is that he is a manager, but by all means he isn't a coach. He knows how to field a team of good players, but that's where he stops. He doesn't really have any upstandintg tactical implementation other than 10 behind the ball and run. He puts his team out and let's them do the work, but putting 11 different pegs in 11 square holes just doesn't do much good.

Our team currently seriously lacks in personality, and I hate to blow his trumpet too much, but Pogba seriously drags us through in the pizzazz his play style brings. We would be truly woeful without his influence in the side.

Mourinho's inconsistency shows he isn't the right man for the job, but yet his ego just keeps him coming back. The man talks the talk, but he kinda just stumbles the walk, yet somehow gets there. I've been naive in thinking Mourinho would be the right one, hell any doubts I had were overshadowed immediately by the trophies we won last season.

I miss Manchester United, and everything this club has become is a facade of what and who we are. So, i'll ask the question. Is being successful all that good, when you aren't having fun in doing so?


1.) 06 Nov 2017 13:01:37
Totally agree Mpez - We could have Messi, Ronaldo or whoever up top it would be similar, been saying it since RVP, Falcao etc all flopped with this attack with 3 men maximum philosophy - even Ibra didn't excel as well as he is capable of.

Problem on top for Lukaku is that he is a bit of a donkey on the ball to be fair, so it was a ridiculous signing considering the way Jose wants us to play. With proper wingers and a creative midfielder that gets the ball in space he would be a revelation and great value for money, but as it is he just compounds the problem because he struggles to control a ball and isn't sure where he should be half the time (nor would I be because it's helter skelter behind him) . I feel sorry for Lukaku, bit similar in some ways to when Liverpool signed Carroll, totally the wrong striker for the way they wanted to play.

Great points on Jose - the mojo he had has gone and it's all far too predictable. We lack personality throughout the team, almost everyone seems to be going through the motions.

2.) 06 Nov 2017 13:16:24
When Lukaku was scoring he was brilliant and it was a joke that we re-signed Zlatan, now he's had a bit of a bad patch he is a ridiculous signing.

3.) 06 Nov 2017 13:35:12
No one has scored more goals from open play in the league this season than lukaku .
We are second in the league, poor performance yesterday beat spurs last Sunday.
Chelsea excellent yesterday awful against Roma on Wednesday.

4.) 06 Nov 2017 16:57:47
I think what we have got with Lukaku is exactly what we thought. Quality striker who will score a shed full of goals but may go missing against the big boys. Also he is someone who needs service.
All of which we have seen.
With Pogba back I think he will get back on track, I also hope this is the case for Mikki too.

5.) 06 Nov 2017 17:18:42
Lukaku had such bad service and only thing coming his way was a high ball with 2 or sometimes 3 defenders around him and rash seemed so far away to provide him an outlet. He is not a donkey and its mick's job to orchestrate play and provide him with better service but at the moment he is quite poor. Can't even remember a single telling pass from mick to lusaka yesterday as he was losing the ball or watching fabregas run past him.

6.) 07 Nov 2017 00:44:54
Most of the centre of the pitch where mimi should b was empty for a good portion of the game. i'm a fan of miki but he's costing us points now.



01 Sep 2017 10:28:24
So Ed's any chance of a Sharkopod for January? ;)

On a serious note, congrats on getting through another window haha! Hopefully we weren't as bad this time as previous occasions! Thanks for all yous do!




26 May 2017 10:34:22
I notice on the City page on the post about potential incoming players, there are a few similarities between the two Manchester clubs. Maybe getting Champions League football was even bigger a requirement than we may have even realised. I think it's fair to say there will be a huge outgoing of money from Manchester this summer, and potentially a lot of back and forth for players between United and City.


1.) 26 May 2017 11:35:00
Yeah says semedo is there first choice also, griezmann possible for city too, Fabinho another looked at by both, a titanic battle ahead.



24 May 2017 12:16:52
Came across this video on the ever famous Youtube, a compilation of chances created by our very own Polly Pogs. Some of the chances that have been fluffed on the end of his passes are verging on criminal. Almost hurts watching some of the misses in games where we dominated the game yet dropped points.


1.) 24 May 2017 13:28:45
He'd be top assister is Zlatan/ Lingard/ Rash/ Mata/ Rooney knew how to finish.

We need someone who just puts chances away in the summer. Javier Hernandez type.

2.) 24 May 2017 14:18:10
I can't get over the amount of poorly taken chances there are in this video.

3.) 24 May 2017 15:30:51
If we had goal scorer like Kane, with the amount of chances we create we'd of been challenging Chelsea.

Just had a look to see how many LEAGUE goals Kane has scored over the last three seasons; 75 goals in 102 games, fair play to the lad. He's also showing progress over that period
2014-15 = 21 goals
2015-16 = 25 goals
2016-17 = 29 goals.




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24 Jan 2018 16:04:23
Smashing player, but Sergei Milinkovic-Savic is the one for us. £100m? sod it, annoy the media and opposition fans once again. Pay him a mil a week for all I care.




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01 Sep 2017 10:25:27
I believe we ended up going bare foot in the end, couldn't find a suitable perosoc's.




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11 Aug 2017 19:32:51
Which Ed cut that you cheeky git hahahaha.




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11 Aug 2017 14:38:18
I believe it stands for "Rainfish Trombone Feels Porpoises".




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14 May 2017 22:39:58
I'm sorry, find me another team that produces 1 or 2 players every few years. If you actually bothered to watch our youth teams you'd know that we have some brilliant players, however them taking the next step is a whole different ball game. I think the 'Class of 92' may have spoiled your view on this matter.





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09 Mar 2018 01:54:41
@Beast, should have a night out in Belfast when the GAWA are playing. You’ll never see a night like it. You’d have been amazed if you followed us during the Euro’s, Nice became a BTEC Shankill.




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19 Jan 2018 16:35:21
Can’t see both of SMS and Jorginho coming when one will not be a starter, aka Jorginho.

Laporte is slowly becoming a dud, would much prefer Inigo Martinez if it was that style of CB we’re looking. The best move would have been Akanji from Basel, however Dortmund have already snapped him up which is a great move.

Happy to see Mourinho’s comments on Luke Shaw today, about time too. I think Tierney is a ‘bhoy’ through and through, can’t see him moving for some time.

Also, not sure I see the point in Belotti now we have Lukaku.




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15 Jan 2018 21:44:01
There’s 2 types of “on their day” type of player.

The first is a player who will consistently perform at a 7/ 10, then on occasion, or for spells, perform at 9-10/ 10. This is your Pogba, De Bruyne etc.

The second type is a player who will either perform sub-5/ 10 or 9-10/ 10. This is your Henrikh Mkhitaryan.

For a club at the level of Manchester United, player number 2 is just not enough.




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15 Jan 2018 00:10:00
Brendan’s banter went straight over your head WRD. Off to bed you pop.




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05 Oct 2017 12:50:35
Wasn't there a BT game recently where Robbie Savage was joined by Michael Owen and Owen Hargreavesx. Travesty.

I don't know who is the worst of the three. Hargreaves is that bloke who if you told him you've been to Tenerife, he's been on an all inclusive trip to Elevenerife. Top prick that bloke.