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15 Jan 2018 13:24:51
Reports from Chile saying that Sanchez to utd deal is stuck because mkhi doesn't like Arsenal and is not keen to go, so unlike mkhi to completely mess up a good move.

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1.) 15 Jan 2018 22:07:03
Maybe Mhki is returning to Dortmund with Aubameyang off to Arsenal.




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30 Jan 2018 16:59:55
Wow sane injured for a few months and the great inventor of football is ready to chuck 60mn for mahrez, unless we use some kind of an editor even FM does not allow such spending.

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1.) 30 Jan 2018 17:26:26
He is God. because of Messiah. And we have seen without him. he is just an another manager who heavily depends on spending. and yesterday he was holding us for buying league. since last many years all are watching who bought league. We have just started. with our own generated money. and we will continue to be the force. If glazers have backed SAF in his last year's we wouldn't have heard No Value In the Market Phrase more. we wouldn't have faced that difficult transition.

2.) 30 Jan 2018 17:26:54
I love how the bitterness flows through them. They hate us so much they have resorted to praising a team that currently does many of the things they have previously thrown at us as insults.

We bought league titles, yet its Pep who is winning everything despite being hamstrung by the tiny budget available at City.

I just laugh, let the hate flow through them as they turn to the dark side. lol.

With Sanchez the fact is he cost us Mkhitaryan, for a EPL proven player that is a bargain. let's forget the agents fees and the wages. Pep said they couldn't afford to sign a player who would have cost them 35m then he spends a club record on a unproven young player from a foreign league.

The ABU's have suddenly come out of the wood work again, they went away during Moyes' reign. They honestly believed we would collapse never to be seen again after Sir Alex retired. Do a Liverpool and never recover.

Yet now under Mourinho they can see that it isn't going to happen, that we will still be a force and the bitterness is eating them up.

I'm absolutely loving it, every anti-United article, post, podcast, interview or biased commentary is filling me with joy as its the clearest sign yet that we are on our way back to where we belong.

3.) 30 Jan 2018 17:57:31
Sane will be back in 2 weeks because of pep's dodgy docs. Only gets anywhere because of financial and medical doping.

{Ed025's Note - ooooh bitchy mort..

4.) 30 Jan 2018 18:01:39
Good post Shappy πŸ‘πŸ‘
Especially love the last paragraph πŸ‘πŸ‘.

5.) 30 Jan 2018 18:12:18
Correct Mort, he'll be back in no time after he visits the drip doctors in BarcelonaπŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰.

6.) 30 Jan 2018 18:24:25
We have just bought Sanchez. What's the problem .
Or is all to do with cost?
City have spent x amount United only y amount .

We have pulled of the best deal of the transfer window .

7.) 30 Jan 2018 18:25:46
Off to Barcelona for the world's most magical of magic sponges mort 😁 how could they possibly complain about getting Sanchez and then pay Β£60 mil for mahrez?! If you ask me mahrez is the worst kind of mercenary πŸ˜‰.

8.) 30 Jan 2018 19:09:05
Great post shappy. As you have said the media can sense that we are getting stronger. Us fans can feel it and we haven’t felt this way since Sir Alex left. This is the best squad we have had since that amazing 2008 squad. It is quite clear that Sanchez snubbed city once he heard united were interested. And for me, that makes the signing all the more satisfying. I hope we back Jose to the hilt this summer and really put the noisy neighbours and there Monopoly money back in their place.

9.) 30 Jan 2018 20:47:14
No jred its more the point he loses a player for a few weeks an runs for the cheque book. What about their brilliant youth system.

10.) 30 Jan 2018 22:20:00
Sanchez costs us his wages plus the un-amortized part of Mhki's transfer fee, which would be about Β£16k, plus all the other fees folks are just guessing at. Not that we're going to do it, but with the lengthy contract we now have with him, we could probably get Β£60m+ at the end of the season. Seems like good business to me.

11.) 30 Jan 2018 22:39:00
Pep is the messiah
When he went up to Redmond and said attack us, your a good player, shouting at the boy. and disrespecting the boys manager.
If Jose did that I can just imagine the headlines.

12.) 30 Jan 2018 22:51:45
Shaw you forgot about the costs for Sanchez dogs 🀣🀣🀣.

13.) 30 Jan 2018 23:05:30
Back to where we belong 12 points off the lead that what upsets me when our fans start boasting city fans laugh at us we need to challenge them head on next year it's going to be a big season for Jose no excuses.

14.) 31 Jan 2018 12:00:48
Tcre you must be really fun at parties.

15.) 31 Jan 2018 16:01:07
He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†.



18 Jan 2018 12:19:35
Found this on twitter, a very accurate description of media

Media reporting transfers:
Walcott: transfer fee
VVD: transfer fee
Coutinho: transfer fee
Keita: transfer fee

Alexis: transfer and agent fee + wages + signing and performance bonus + house + car + electricity and telephone bill + pet food + cost of items required to clean a dog's arse.

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1.) 18 Jan 2018 12:43:19
Haha very true but this is also because of our well known brand.

Media companies will probably make a lot more money on fabricating stories about United then any other club.

2.) 18 Jan 2018 13:09:55
We are judged against the high standards we set.

Other clubs with no recent history or recent success seem are judged on different scale.

3.) 18 Jan 2018 13:11:33
U clearly forgot to mention tissue paper incentives.

4.) 18 Jan 2018 19:43:52
Barcelona have no recent history or success?



18 Jan 2018 09:01:12
So Sanchez's wages started around 350k moved onto 400k then to 450k and are now 500k, I hope we have this wrapped this week because if it continues I am sure the media will have us pay him a few million a week next week.

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1.) 18 Jan 2018 09:14:43
Don't forget the Β£100k a week vet fees for his dogs and the Β£200m fee to his agent.

2.) 18 Jan 2018 09:41:42
It was a bargain when city were buying him and now it's costing us 180m πŸ˜‚.

3.) 18 Jan 2018 10:14:54
I swear if this is just a straight swap ed Woodward should be knighted πŸ˜‚.

4.) 18 Jan 2018 12:16:45
Exactly Angel. Pep's true genius isn't his coaching ability or the lovely jumpers he wears, it's his ability to make United look like the ill gotten money bags club through his sheer presence.

5.) 18 Jan 2018 12:19:06
That's what happens when you miss out on Salah.




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18 Jan 2018 04:25:37
Benny by that logic why has van dijk signed for Liverpool instead of city, last I checked you have as many trophies in last 5 years as likes of Stoke and westbrom is he too a mercenary.

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31 Jan 2018 09:42:44
I am not bothered by the players city are signing, laporte or Mahrez won't really much of a difference the way Sanchez would have. But the scale of it is disgusting, to spend 60mn for a player who will be a benchwarmer after 1 month.

Since St. Pep has arrived at city they have spent more on defense in a year than 52 actual countries if that isn't disgusting I don't know is, what's worse is earlier it was just billionaires like abrahomovic however much they spent one could see even they had limits and we could compete against them, but how do you compete against a country and that's what the PSG's and City's are, state funded institution and all this without getting into the other spending that those states are known to make and these football clubs are basically good publicity machines for some really despicable regimes of the world.

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30 Jan 2018 14:14:13
Come on scholes give guardiola his deserved credit, don't you know laporte is playing for free because he is a true footballer who wants the tutelage of st. pep not like that hack mercenary Sanchez. Also don't believe the 60mn nonsense that is just anti city media spreading fake news, laporte paid the 60mn fee himself as he really repents not signing for them when pep wanted him earlier afterall it is his great luck that he gets to join the ranks of greats like Shaun goater, niall Quinn and Richard dunne.

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24 Jan 2018 17:27:35
Personally not a big fan of laporte, he is decent but nothing great, he lacks pace and everytime I have seen him he seemed to get out performed by either that Nunez kid this year or yeray last year.

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19 Jan 2018 11:10:13
But sanchez has played on rw too, i think he will play on the right with martial on the left.

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19 Jan 2018 10:38:48
Amazing thing ed001 is we still don't have a sleeves sponsor yet? One thing for sure whoever it is, is going to pay through the nose with woody involved.

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{Ed001's Note - maybe no one thinks the asking price is worth paying? I never even noticed you didn't have one, does seem odd considering the eighty five thousand other endorsement deals you have!}