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05 Aug 2018 18:30:05
Anyone know a bar in las americas Tenerife with mutv?


1.) 05 Aug 2018 18:50:04

2.) 05 Aug 2018 19:29:28
I have MUTV but they are not broadcasting the game.

3.) 05 Aug 2018 21:09:20
Found one

4.) 05 Aug 2018 21:29:09
@porsche993 Please do yourself a favor and enjoy the day with your family or gf or by yourself instead, believe me you aren't missing anything.

5.) 05 Aug 2018 22:05:04
The wife was desperate to see it. Luckily ( or not) it was on in the English Rose, a bar we use to watch footy, when there. Am I fortunate that she’s a Utd nut?

6.) 05 Aug 2018 22:22:26
You are very fortunate, yes sir. But you are in Tenerife on vacacion ( i supposed) its not worth 2 hours of your time getting frustrated watching very, i mean very defensive footy play by one of the wealthiest footy clubs in the world. Change the manager, get someone with modern ideas because our current manager has stuck in time. I still don't understand how this guy managed the greatest club in the world ( when it comes to trophies) Real Madrid.

7.) 05 Aug 2018 22:55:46
The problems will continue with the next manager.

And Tenerife is the worst place I've been on holiday.

8.) 07 Aug 2018 11:28:08
I'm watching it in Malaga and it says MUTV in the top corner 😆😆.



06 Mar 2016 20:28:17
Just watching Valencia v Athletico and Gary Neville has shown more passion in 2 minutes than Lvg And Giggs have in 2 seasons. (That's excluding Giggs and anyone's wife)


1.) 06 Mar 2016 21:14:39
Passion doesn't equal performances unfortunately.

2.) 06 Mar 2016 22:09:42
A bold move by G Nev but ultimately should have taken the Fulham io which was apparently offered him. Nice club, bit of cash, speak English and build your reputation. Taking on a basket case in Spain always going to be tough. Fair play to him and will be a great experience but not the answer for us just yet. Neither is Giggs for that matter either.

3.) 07 Mar 2016 08:22:20
The only reason neville took the valencia job is because of his mate lim. I think he already said he doesn't see his long term future in managing. Or unless he thinks he thinks with a bit of experience he might be in with a better chance than giggs for the job with us after lvg goes.



06 Mar 2016 18:08:48
I think that Matas foolishness will come back to hit him hard. 4th will probably now be gone. Lvg will probably now be gone (towards the end of the season) Mourinho will probably now be coming in ( if he wasn't already) meaning Mata will probably be gone.
I've never really got carried away lately as the only decent team we've beat is Arsenal. i'm afraid we're on a downward spiral, after poor appointments and terrible transfer dealings. It seems very similar to the 70s, Sir Matt sat in the stands watching his empire crumble ( now Sir Alex) . Really hope the next manager is the right one. For me it's Mourinho as this is now a massive job, not the time for a sentimental gamble. I honestly believe that Gary Neville will learn the game pretty quick and prove that he may be worth a chance in a few years. Hope I'm wrong on all counts and Lvg brings us 4th and 2 cups.


1.) 06 Mar 2016 18:24:43
Fergie crumbled his own empire.

2.) 06 Mar 2016 19:02:22
Yes partdingle, but he did it and left us as champions!

3.) 06 Mar 2016 19:57:49
Partdingle: Fishing I assume? or clueless?



13 Dec 2015 21:51:54
Hi Ed
Do you know a rough timescale for all the injured players to be available again?


{Ed007's Note - Have a gander HERE. It's not 100% but it'll give you a general idea buddy.}

1.) 13 Dec 2015 22:54:53
Just looked at that Ed, surely its wrong, Phil Jones ain't in there.

{Ed007's Note - I don't think breast augmentation is classed as an injury mate, did you see the size of his moobs yesterday? I know woman that don't even pack that much!}

2.) 14 Dec 2015 00:20:39
Maybe he should grow feet out those moobs so that when he falls over he can keep running.

{Ed007's Note - I don't know, if Ed002 ran she'd give herself a couple of black eyes so God knows what damage Jones would do with feet there - he'd probably get more use of them there than at the end of his legs right enough.}



13 Dec 2015 18:30:45
Another good display from Fletcher and Evans and a Chico hat trick.


1.) 13 Dec 2015 19:52:34
So we shouldn't have sold them? The abuse Evans and Hernandez were getting on here was huge. Are you now saying they would be in our team. How about Cleverly, he played well yesterday.

2.) 13 Dec 2015 20:18:58
I defended Hernandez a lot on here. He was unlucky as he hardly got a run in the team and was given 5-10 mins every 3-4 games. When you spend £29 million in RVP and have Rooney there as well. Throw in the home grown Wellbeck it was always going to be difficult from that point onwards.

I'm glad he is doing well. The abuse he received on here was harsh and unjustified. He spent most of his time on the training pitch, so to expect him to be match sharp etc was always going to be tough. You can't substitute training with time on the pitch.

3.) 13 Dec 2015 20:56:53
They haven't been replaced by anyone better and Cleverly can pass it sideways better than anyone.

4.) 13 Dec 2015 22:07:26
I'm not saying he should have stayed, though I can't think of too many better than him in the team at the minute. But I'm chuffed to bits that Evans is doing well.

So many players leave our club, and whether or not it's a psychological thing taking a step down, they seem to struggle.

He's a good lad, and a decent player, who I thought deserved better than he got on here.

5.) 13 Dec 2015 22:17:27
he is a better cb than blind, rojo or jones.
i still think jones could be a decent player if he could get a full season injury free in.

6.) 13 Dec 2015 22:41:11
It's a team game. Chicharito would probably not have been scoring for us, because we wouldn't have been creating the chances for him. In retrospect we could have done with keeping Evans, but let's face it he'd been playing very poorly, giving the ball away in terrible positions, and had spent a lot of time injured. Meanwhile while Cleverley is performing quite well at Everton, that's as much to with the style as anything. He's still not what United quality should entail, and while Everton are good they are hardly lighting up the league; their much vaunted defence with Stones, Jagielka and Coleman has conceded 9 more goals than our pathetic one.

{Ed025's Note - thanks for pointing that out shaw...i have a nasty cut on my hand if you fancy rubbing some salt on it mate..

7.) 14 Dec 2015 01:49:24
Well Ed, I'm a kind person and wouldn't dream of doing something like that. It was the unintended consequences of pointing out to our whining red army that sometimes the other man's grass is not greener. May all be healed.

{Ed025's Note - i know that mate.. :)




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06 Jun 2017 20:36:34
Smalling plus cash?


{Ed025's Note - if you want sanchez it will be £80m porche, if its sanchez and you give them smalling..its £85m.. :)



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09 Mar 2017 19:58:18
With a squad full of dross, why not sign another, if we can beat Bayern and Barcelona to his signature.




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18 May 2016 08:42:20
Agree entirely. We might also be able to keep De Gea and Martial, otherwise I think they'll both be on there way, before too long. We're miles behind Madrid, Barcelona and Munich, it's time to stop kidding ourselves otherwise. Another season of Lvg and we'll fall even further!




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28 Nov 2015 19:21:05
Good job we haven't got any of the worlds best players then!




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21 Sep 2015 12:01:00
A swap at the end of the season for Stones sounds good to me. Don't know if Martinez will see it that way





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02 Dec 2018 14:14:45
Try and swap pogba for varratti, the type of player we've been missing a long time. Is Sarri a fan of Kante? doesn't seem like he wants to use him in his preferred position, instead playing Jorghino there. that's my xmas list anyway, don't think santa will deliver!




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29 Sep 2018 14:36:50
Regardless of manager, tactics, team selection, this is a very average squad of players. Only de gea would have got into past united teams. Unbelievable considering the obscene amounts some of them have cost. Hope some of you younger fans don't have to endure the 27 years us older ones did but at this moment there doesn't seem to be any sort of plan or direction. Things can only get better ( although they might have to get worse first)




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22 Sep 2018 18:06:40
I think our attack is more of a problem than our defence.
Never been a fan of Lukaku, Sanchez doesn't seem to fit in and Rashford Martial and Lingard are nowhere near good enough. It never really looks out me we're going to tear anyone apart.




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05 Aug 2018 22:05:04
The wife was desperate to see it. Luckily ( or not) it was on in the English Rose, a bar we use to watch footy, when there. Am I fortunate that she’s a Utd nut?




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05 Aug 2018 21:09:20
Found one