21 Aug 2025 06:51:08
Just for fun and banter I want everyone to reply to this post with their Manchester United "hot take".

For those who aren't entirely sure what a "hot take" is it's a strongly expressed, often controversial, opinion on a topic, frequently presented with little supporting evidence and often intended to provoke discussion.

My Manchester United hot take is that we have seen the only EPL game this season where United fail to score. I believe we will score in all remaining 37 games.

So what is your Manchester United hot take?

Also it'd be great if the Ed's got in on this.

1.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 10:36:20
Interesting take Shappy. Mine is that we will finish top 5 (I am a hopeless optimist! )

2.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 10:57:41
We win every derby apart from Leeds in the FA cup final.

3.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 10:58:32
Or big rivalry I meant.

4.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 12:32:46
A couple of hot takes for the season:

Team - we will be in the champions league positions
Player - Mason Mount will be a key player this year remaining injury free
Extra - The Manchester United Hair Guy will not get a hair cut this season.

5.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 13:01:46
Top 4 for me.

6.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 13:40:04
United to struggle without reinforcing further this window before making a few solid transfers in winter and recovering enough to challenge for Europa spots.

7.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 13:48:27
We will beat Chelsea/ City/ Liverpool/ Spurs in one of the games we play them in the PL (not necessarily at OT) and finish top 6.

8.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 14:20:34
My hot take is that Ruben Amorim doesn’t like boxers because he likes his boys to feel comfy.

9.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 15:06:38
RA don’t see out the season. (Before you all get too excited, that’s not my choice but he is doing and saying some of the same silly things as last season)

New manager takes us back to back 4, and we look sensational going forward and scoring goals then.

10.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 15:18:44
We win 2 games in a row this season.

11.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 15:25:56
Sesko will outscore Gyokeres.

12.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 15:44:16
We surprise a few by finish top 4. Mbeumo to get 20 league goals.

13.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 16:32:54
MANCHESTER UTD wins THE Lg!

14.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 16:34:18
United will finish below 10th.

This is based on the current squad. Could change with some transfers. Sesko is untested, so goals could still be an issue. The midfield is very lightweight. And goalkeeper makes me nervous whenever they are within 10 feet of the ball.

15.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 17:16:06
German will be announced as the new United boss as he obviously know more than Amorim.

16.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 17:23:05
Ruben Amorim is the manager to take us back to the top by fixing the ethos and standards. He will build this season and win the league in 2027, a year early. He will be here for years.

17.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 17:33:24
You've got to love an optimist, but if we finish top 5 I will show my Ars5 in Boots's window.

18.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 19:10:02
Germansupp will have more than 1 post that isn't riddled with negativity.

19.) 21 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 20:24:17
Sesko wins golden boot with Lammens having the golden glove on the way to UTD winning the league at a CANTER!

20.) 22 Aug 2025
21 Aug 2025 23:30:47
Hojlund will stay and score 15 goals this season from the bench.

21.) 22 Aug 2025
22 Aug 2025 07:08:12
With Rashford at Barcelona and Garnacho with one foot out the door, there will be no team leaks this season.

22.) 22 Aug 2025
22 Aug 2025 08:16:35
That Herr Maze/ German will change his profile again, but carry on trolling.

23.) 22 Aug 2025
22 Aug 2025 08:59:21
Cunha to get the Puskas award.

24.) 22 Aug 2025
22 Aug 2025 09:49:24
Onana, keeper of the season.

25.) 22 Aug 2025
22 Aug 2025 11:39:59
Hot take. utd start poorly again because of a tough start. Jim boy panics and sacks ruben in Nov international break. New manager again, have a decent Christmas this time finish 8th but win the fa cup.

26.) 22 Aug 2025
22 Aug 2025 11:50:20
Loving some of these, some I can see happening, others no chance ?.

27.) 22 Aug 2025
22 Aug 2025 11:59:46
Glazers will finally sell up.