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17 Aug 2016 18:07:08
Southampton have said that fonte is going nowhere! Interview with sly sports.


1.) 17 Aug 2016 18:25:51
That's usually code for 'we want more money'

2.) 17 Aug 2016 18:58:40
Yep! let's just gy manolas!

3.) 18 Aug 2016 07:25:23
I belive font would give us decent cover at the back. Also reports suggesting that we may be in for Fabhino, Never seen him play if I'm honest. just hope it does not put TBH way down the pecking order.



27 Jul 2016 08:57:29
JM to pull out of PP deal (partly to stick it to Juve and partly because there are other just as viable options) and he will sign Matuidi!

you heard it here first.


1.) 27 Jul 2016 09:39:10
I read this morning that PP's agent had cancelled the medical in Miami. I really hope so. It's not my money so I don't care how much we spend on players. What I do not like is being held to ransom by agents wanting ridiculous fees. Let Pogba go, not sure he really wanted the move back, despite what has been said. Let's move on to JM's other targets.

2.) 27 Jul 2016 09:49:40
We didn't, we heard it in about 20 different places over the last month yet it still seems like we are looking at the player, strange isn't it?

3.) 27 Jul 2016 10:16:45
I hope you're right EZRS. I feel really strongly about his potential transfer - I know it's not my money and United are rolling in cash/ premiership fees going up with Sky money, but:

1. Hate the idea of United looking like mugs, paying over the odds for a player who isn't worth the fee yet - plus (it appears, though could be wrong) being manipulated by an avaricious agent who wants 20% of the fee.

2. If I'm right about the agent, then he'll surely push Poggers into agitating for another transfer in a few years - pocketing yet another mountain of money. Reminds me of Anelka and his charming brothers who kept him on the move - £120m fees accumulated I believe. So 20% of that. (Apologies for crude calculations - sure it's much more complex! ) I know we also have Mino's Zlatan and Micki T but, even if they were fee-hunting also, I'm guessing the money won't be so much.

3. While we definitely need more energy in midfield, I believe that we are in more desperate need of a DCM such as Carvalho, Matuidi, Matic -or even TFM - to protect the unforged defence. This is made for Carrick but he's surely only part-time now. A CDM would then allow us to get the best out of Schneiderlin who played his best box-to-box football at S'oton with Wanyama behind him.

4. Thus (and I know I'm playing football manager here! ) if we pay £30m for a CDM, this could even free up some money to buy another more creative MF such as Kroos, if he could be persuaded to come. So rather than one B2B MF I'd rather have a CDM/ MF for the same money, which would give us a more balanced team.

5. Finally I'd like to see Juventus fall flat on their face and be stuck with PP just for being so greedy! Media (lol! ) report that they are demanding £100m PLUS United pay agnt's fees.

4.) 27 Jul 2016 10:20:50
1. JM wants Pogba over Matuidi so the only reason we would pull out of the Pogba deal is because Woodward doesn't agree with the price, that's not a JM decision
2. This so called doctor said he had no idea about a medical he was supposed to be conducting, confirming the Spanish papers to be nothing more than comic books spreading Spanish propaganda as per usual.

There has been an outline agreement for this deal since before the euros according to someone who works at a marketing company connected with United. Pogba is on board with moving to United. Juve are just holding out for as much cash as possible, that's all that's holding this up. If Real can sell to raise money then they might be able to join the fight (Pogba would prefer Madrid at this moment in time) but that seems unlikely at this point.

5.) 27 Jul 2016 11:03:22
Does anyone else feel that the only real reason that is holding up the deal is that the player is still away on holidays.

We might not even know what the actual negotiations are on about. The fee, we might never know what we actually pay for Pogba, if we do sign him. All the 100-145M talk is in the papers. Yes, we are a bit desperate in the market and pay over the odds but still there are a lot of catches when it comes to Finances involved.

I have the money and want to drive a Ferrari, so I will buy one and not compromise on a Minardi just because that is cheaper and supposedly I can buy 3 of those. That is why Jose isn't looking at Kroos.

6.) 27 Jul 2016 11:14:50
Zzzzzzzzzzz 😪😪😪.

7.) 27 Jul 2016 11:42:55
Who is this Pogba guy anyway?

8.) 27 Jul 2016 12:15:29
never heard of pogba :) but why go for a player who wants to join madrid doesn't make sense.

9.) 27 Jul 2016 12:50:30
My problem with this is that yet again we will waste time trying to get big name players all summer and end up failing and if we need him to complete the team jigsaw then we should go all out to get him.

10.) 27 Jul 2016 13:46:44

The problem is that whatever happens the club can't win. A lot of people think the price is too high already, then ohter people think we should get this deal sorted straight away and get the player in. Obviously the club is trying to do this but there is a negotiation process that we have no idea about and no information on. The newspapers don't help with made up and twisted stories.

This morning, for example, Zidane said Pogba is a top player but that he wasn't discussing him as he isn't a Madrid player. The next minute I see headlines saying 'Zidane confirms Madrid are trying to do a deal for Pogba'. I read the quotes and no he didn't, but people will believe the headline.

11.) 27 Jul 2016 16:58:32
The main problem is people believing as gospel what these click baiting journalists and media outlets are reporting. For all we know a deal may have been done days ago. Until we here from Pogba or Jose I wouldn't take any stock from the drivel reported.

12.) 28 Jul 2016 11:29:48
The whole saga is boring me to death.
We should of done our business early and bought Kante and Miralem Pjanic snd still had change from 100 million.

13.) 28 Jul 2016 13:11:49
Simmo we got 3 first teamsters in weeks ago. Are you real? The impatience of some fans is embarrassing!

14.) 28 Jul 2016 13:58:54
This is the problem with early signings. Everyone then want more and more, wait and see how frustrated people will get when we have a boring deadline day.

15.) 28 Jul 2016 14:06:58
^^^ and these will be the same people who have previously slated us for not getting business done early enough.

16.) 28 Jul 2016 16:08:27
Wazza. i'm as real as they come.
I have no problem with the three signings made at such an early stage, it was good business.
My problem is paying fat cats like Mino Raiola 20 million pounds to sit on his fat arse and hold a club like our's to ransom. If your happy with that then good on ya!



13 Jul 2016 12:40:10
Hi all,

Rumours coming from the red tops (i know i know) are that Barcelona are interested in Memphis.

I genuinely think he will come alive under JM because of the style of play changing under the new boss. And also JM won't let the Rools Royce, nice aprtment etc side of Memphis to take over and distract him from his job as a first team player!


1.) 13 Jul 2016 13:47:20
My gooner mate says he's going West Ham!
Ramsey was on our radar allegedlly.

2.) 13 Jul 2016 14:33:53
I think Hammers would benefit massively from Memphins under Billic.

We really need to keep him this season and see him under JM, he could be world class with the right mentor!

3.) 14 Jul 2016 00:33:02
Funny you mention this. I was trying to relieve my midsummer football withdrawal with some YouTube and watched one of those top 15 United goals of 15/ 16. I know that anyone can look amazing on YouTube (hi Nani! ) but like half of the goals were from Memphis. So he's capable of incredible things, but needs to find consistency, reliability and the willingness and understanding to make the right pass at the right time. My point is that those things can hopefully be taught to him by JM but you can't teach those moments of genius. I for one think that he was hurt by lvg and a lack of consistent match fitness and minutes, and could be the forgotten man who blossoms this upcoming season. Or so I hope.

4.) 14 Jul 2016 22:55:17
Unfortunately I don't think he's Mourinho's type of player. Too unpredictable and likes to play his own game. I really like him and would love to see him progress at United (which I think he really could) but I don't think Mourinho likes that type of player.

5.) 16 Jul 2016 18:02:33
He will be a bench warmer and sold at the end of the season. Nothing like a Mourinho player who insists on players doing their part defensively as well. If we can get most of what we spent on him I would move him now.




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20 Jun 2017 13:34:30
Off topic slightly

Assuming let's say we sign Morata and martins or Bellotti and semedo (no more than 2 more players in) and we get them boxed off early.

What score do you predict for us against RM in the cup final?


1.) 20 Jun 2017 13:36:46
3-1 Madrid, I think we still have a long way to go!

2.) 20 Jun 2017 14:11:42
Is this a serious question?

3.) 20 Jun 2017 14:25:36
Yes, why would it not be?

4.) 20 Jun 2017 15:16:13
3-3. Ronaldo Hatrick.

5.) 20 Jun 2017 15:23:13
Hatrick for who? UTD or RM? ;-)

6.) 20 Jun 2017 16:16:39
Ronaldo has been given time off anyway so as far as I am aware will not be available for the super cup.

7.) 20 Jun 2017 18:27:17
I'd say with four new players we'll run out 5-1 winners. They are bound to score one with Ronaldo in the team.

8.) 20 Jun 2017 18:32:57
Oh Ronaldo isn't playing? 5-0 then.

9.) 20 Jun 2017 19:47:53
Because it's predicting a score for the super cup. Which is still a little way away isn't it? I'd say 2-1 to us once Ramos is sent off after the Mourinho out fly by. I don't care as long as we win but if anyone has some inside info then let me know.

10.) 20 Jun 2017 22:17:48
A game in which Ronaldo will be in the limelight from the get go and folk thinks he will miss it. Bitch please.



16 Jun 2017 11:28:28
lots of jibber jabber in the papers today.

One rumour that caught my eye is that PSG are moving away from a deal with aubenyemadingdong.

Lots of if's and buts BUT IF this is true, and IF he would look to move to the prem and UTD. Would he fit in our side? Some have argued for and some against.

For me its a yes. And his price tag doesn't seem as ridiculous as some this window.


1.) 16 Jun 2017 12:03:52
i like him . Money divides everyone on here but he looks better value for money then Morata . and when the press is reporting Morata is going to get 350 grand a week. then this lad looks a better bet . very good player.

2.) 16 Jun 2017 12:04:24
I'd love him here. He reminds me a bit of Eto'o. So quick and strong, finds the net from anywhere.

Ed said he went on a night out while Dortmund had a CL fixture. Granted that's totally unacceptable and he should be fined or whatever, but what sort of management even allows that to happen.

Jose certainly wouldn't stand for it and if he could get Aubameyang focused we'd have a real game changer in the side.

3.) 16 Jun 2017 12:06:00
He is a young Jamie Vardy in my eyes. Would be perfect if put in the right system.

4.) 16 Jun 2017 12:14:13
One issue that i do have is if he hits the ground running and scores lots of goals -

How much will it cost extra to have his name on my shirt? I'd much rather Eto.

5.) 16 Jun 2017 12:25:03
Just get his initials: pea 😂.

6.) 16 Jun 2017 12:29:36
hahaha PEA it is :-)

7.) 16 Jun 2017 12:38:25
A young Vardy is a bit of an overstatement. He's only two and a half years younger.

Very good player, but if a cash flush Chinese club is balking at the transfer fee and wages, it looks like it would be a nightmare transfer.

I mean I'm not entirely convinced by Morata, but he's Jose's top target and we just have to accept that.

8.) 16 Jun 2017 12:46:09
Aubameyang is like the ultimate form of Rashford :-P in Pokemon terms it's Vardy --> Rashford --> Aubameyang.

9.) 16 Jun 2017 13:51:35
Well a Pokemon reference on here, never thought i'd see that but it does make sense.

10.) 16 Jun 2017 14:22:45
Tell you what I know about Pokemon.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

You poke em on.

Zing, I've got at least two more 90s dad jokes that I'll sell for 20p.

11.) 16 Jun 2017 14:33:13
I will give you 10p each and my spare Ryan Giggs shiny?



11 Jun 2017 21:22:40
Evening gents

Seen on here that Morata is done but not seen it anywhere else, even in the fairytale land that is the red tops.

Have i missed something?


1.) 11 Jun 2017 22:47:13
Most of the spanish papers including madrids mouthpieces have reported that we have an agreement with morata and that we just need to haggle on a fee which shouldn't be too difficult.

2.) 12 Jun 2017 10:59:01
Thanks DSG.

3.) 12 Jun 2017 22:49:36
morata, bale and fabinho according to reports.



09 Jun 2017 16:03:18
Its been done to the death but il ask anyway.

Including ed004, who would you rather Morata or Belotti?

I have no idea which is better so without the cash aspect, who is better for us?


{Ed004's Note - I have no idea who is better but it looks like it'll be Morata}

1.) 09 Jun 2017 16:24:00
Yeh it does look that way ed

i have no stance on which i'd prefer as i don't know enough about both to make an informed decision.

It seems like a 50/ 50 split on here.

2.) 09 Jun 2017 16:46:48
I'd prefer Morata, mainly because Jose is familiar and from what I've seen of him I believe he would be a great presence up top.

I think he'd be perfect for the premier league.

3.) 09 Jun 2017 17:26:52
Happy with Morata, don't see any1 better available. Dybala, Griezmann, Kane, Ohmydingdong, Lukaku all unavailable/ going elsewhere.

Most importantly Jose wants him it would seem.

4.) 09 Jun 2017 18:08:19
I reckon we will try for both.



06 Jun 2017 13:32:09
Who on here would have been happy with us buying Van Dijk?

Probably most of us but if reports are true or even close to true, would we have been happy to pay £60m for him? i'm not so sure with that valuation.


1.) 06 Jun 2017 14:04:51
I think he could be a great Partner for Bailly for years to come he gets his head on everything in both boxes ( we miss that from our set pieces) is fast and strong, distribution is decent too-

The money issue is always the big question . will 55-60 mill seem expensive in 2 years from now? If we sold Jones or Smalling and Rojo and bought Vdijk and Lindleof 100 mill outlay is crazy money -but its a net spend of 70 mill (this window) for a defence of Bailly, vDIJK, lINDLEOF . I don't know, is that value for money?

Morata, Mbappe, Rodriquez, Lukaku, Mendy . value for money? Subjective I guess.

2.) 06 Jun 2017 14:07:40
I think he's the best CB out there right now and he could form a formidable partnership with Bailly for 7+ years. The thought of those two as a CB pairing is mouth watering, so much pace, power, height and athleticism between them.

For £60m? I wouldn't really care. The money in the game is ridiculous now so I don't see why we should be bothered about it. The price is the price so if the club want to pay it, that's up to them.

Looks like he's Scouse-bound if reports are to be believed.

3.) 06 Jun 2017 15:28:47
He would be a good signing. Personally I rate him highly and hoped we would have signed him. Nevertheless £60m for a CB is a massive outlay. If it was £30/ 40m then I'd be more concerned we haven't looked at him more seriously but we could get Lindelof and another player for that money.

4.) 06 Jun 2017 16:44:15
Van Dijk to Liverpool?

5.) 06 Jun 2017 18:56:00
Not for me.

Would have had to see him with Fonte organising him.

6.) 06 Jun 2017 20:07:26
Not for me. Always been overrated and personally think there are better options. Jose knows defenders more than any position - whoever we buy will be awesome and it won't be VVD and Liverpool won't be world beaters with him either. Talk about over hyping a player! Never worth 50, 60 whatever million. Liverpool is his level and that's why he's going there.

7.) 07 Jun 2017 00:52:10
Shot on eric. But prices are outrageous. i'm not sure what vvd does that warrants that sort of fee. He is no jap stam or vidic that's for sure. Good oh the ballbut often caught out positionally. Has good attributes but some glaring defficiences to be the most expensive defender in the world.




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21 Jun 2017 13:36:36
I know people say looking at our rivals and their signings is pointless but if he were to move to Chelsea it would be a sad day IMO. Obviously its his choice but he's an absolute beast of a player to lose to a rival.

Bailly and Lindelof will be busy against CFC if he goes to London.




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19 Jun 2017 13:47:24

"If he wants to throw his panties out his pram then RM will most certainly flick him the bird and send him on his way. "

Brilliant, made me laugh that statement has :-D.




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16 Jun 2017 14:35:28
I would be p*ssed if he signed for Citeh or Chelski or any other prem team TBH.

If he moves and its not to us (which i'm sure it won't be) then i hope he goes to the USA.




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10 Jun 2017 11:52:59
Timothy fosu tornado? Surely u have all heard of that little whirlwind?




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06 Jun 2017 21:21:52
😂 ed.





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23 Jun 2017 09:09:58
Closet fan?




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23 Jun 2017 08:48:09
Its Jose's fault!




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22 Jun 2017 16:08:10
NOOOOOO not Teilmans :-)




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22 Jun 2017 14:19:33
Ken hit the nail on the head there with the low risk comment.

Although Matic may not be as youthful as some and may have already peaked - he is very low risk because he knows the prem (big hurdle for a lot of new players) and he knows Jose.




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21 Jun 2017 14:46:18
And there are the winning 2 posts of the day :-D - RWWD and BFBW.