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17 Dec 2017 13:57:21
Man Utd want Jonny Evans back.


1.) 17 Dec 2017 14:43:38
Not happening.

2.) 17 Dec 2017 20:33:45
Better than Smalling, Jones, probably on par Lindelof and Rojo.

3.) 17 Dec 2017 21:20:23
Probably pay ยฃ30m and throw in Lindelof.

4.) 17 Dec 2017 21:43:47
I think he is probably better than all bar Bailly so I could see why he is being linked. That said when fit Jones has been excellent of late.

Personally I wouldn't look to bring Evans back. I'd sell Smalling and Rojo who can be liabilities with the ball at their feet, and both have a tendency to switch off or suffer from brain farts at vital moments. I would then go all in for Laporte. Laporte and Bailly would be a great duo, with Lindelof, Jones and Tuanzebe covering. Or play three at the back in which case chuck one of Jones, Lindelof or Tuanzebe in with Bailly and Laporte.

5.) 17 Dec 2017 18:14:07
Quite happy if he came back but not sure heโ€™s really required as we are well covered there. Mids, full back need strengthening.

6.) 18 Dec 2017 10:28:54
Shouldn't have been sold IMO. Although he was quite injury prone. Not sure bringing him back now is of any use though. I think that ship has sailed and we should focus on what we have.

More of an issue is having a more creative outlet. I can see Jose focusing on another attacking midfielder or/ and a winger. Our issue isn't defending goals, it's the other end and keeping the foot on the gas. We need a more direct player who is going to give more service. I don't want to see lukaku coming outside that box looking for the ball, I want to see him receive balls into the box aplenty because he will score. He doesn't make any contribution when coming outside that box, so we need him to get more service when he is in it.

7.) 18 Dec 2017 13:21:44
Decent player but got absolute dogs abuse on here when he played for us, one of the 'deadwood' we needed to rid the team of. Amazing how players who play for other clubs are better than what we have.



17 Dec 2017 13:54:36
Rumour has it, the scuffle which happened between Utd and City after the match last week was sparked by the City players chanting "park the bus" over and over like the fans during the game.

Also a video came out after the Spurs game of the same chanting.


1.) 17 Dec 2017 16:12:37
I hope that's true. May give the players and manager some extra motivation.



30 May 2017 18:00:33
greizmann handed transfer request in or is it bull pony?


1.) 30 May 2017 18:39:42
Is he a respected journo?

2.) 30 May 2017 19:37:54
My mate Bernard has a daughter who works the company which supplies United shirt numbers and they have just put in a large order for the letters Z, N and the number 7, apparently they have not seen an order this large for the letter Z since the days of Kuszczak, Tevez and Heinze.

3.) 30 May 2017 20:05:08
We clearly are signing zidane then grim is not dead? i liked jose, but in zidane we trust now.

4.) 30 May 2017 20:12:55
We are clearly signing zaza to take penaltys and there's 2 z' s in his name. see I solved it.

5.) 30 May 2017 20:53:32
Oh no! Zaha is coming back!

6.) 30 May 2017 21:37:43
Not getting the sarcasm tbh.

7.) 30 May 2017 22:55:14
Haha. Kuszczak could have been spelled zzzzzzzz and we'd still only have needed a handful of z's in the club shop.

8.) 30 May 2017 23:21:05
That's what they all had on their shirts under LVG wasn't it?

9.) 31 May 2017 00:01:26
my dog is friends with a cat that is freinds with a swallow that is mates with a swift who flys to spain every year to eat the snails on athleticos pitch and the news from him is wait and see.

10.) 31 May 2017 04:16:52
Yeah, and funny that we sold a ton of shirts last season with a Striker whose name started with Z and ended with an N. May be Zlatan is staying after all.

11.) 31 May 2017 08:53:51
Shan, Zlatan had IBRAHIMOVIC on the back of his shirt. All season. No Z's or N's there my friend.

12.) 31 May 2017 12:59:23
I think he's a striker for Atletico Madrid WRD :)



21 Apr 2017 17:58:28
Zlatan out for rest of season.




13 Mar 2017 17:43:55
Rashford travelled down to London separate.





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12 Mar 2018 18:59:27
If you haven't seen Jose presser today, watch Frank De Boers terrible post match punditry on Rashford, then watch Joses response. Ouch!


1.) 12 Mar 2018 19:15:43
Jose did not delay him with his withering response. I found it hilarious.

2.) 12 Mar 2018 19:16:49
Worst manager in prem history ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ jose on form.

3.) 12 Mar 2018 19:19:27
I saw that he rippes him into bits. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ.

4.) 12 Mar 2018 19:19:40
Fantastic response, dare I say it but Jose appears to be just enjoying himself a little at the moment.

5.) 12 Mar 2018 20:01:36
I thought that GDS2.

For a secod or 2 i saw old jose ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป.

6.) 12 Mar 2018 20:22:51
True gds, is it just me or has Jose slowly started slipping back into the Jose that we are used to.

7.) 12 Mar 2018 20:50:39
Was hilarious. Certainly can't think of anyone with a worse record.

8.) 12 Mar 2018 21:32:06
Childish and distracting before a big game.

Just let the comments slide or talk at the right times.

9.) 12 Mar 2018 21:38:17
If there was ever a mic drop moment then that was it. Agree GDS he looks very calm and it seems for the first time that he properly trusts his players. The squad seems very harmonious if you get a chance watch the clip of our training session today and the squad morale looks very high which is great at this time of the season. Seeing a bit of the old Jose which is great to see.

10.) 12 Mar 2018 21:49:11
Christopher welcome back๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’im pretty sure jose has enough big game experience and knows what he can say.

11.) 12 Mar 2018 21:53:47
Yeah Jose isn't great pre big game comments. ๐Ÿ˜‚

I think it's a masterstroke. everyone talking about Jose, I think it takes pressure off players particularly the likes of pogba. good move.

12.) 12 Mar 2018 22:09:24
I donโ€™t know why people continually want to take on mourinho in the press, 99% of the time he wins, look at Chelseaโ€™s form after his spat with conte, itโ€™s just not worth it.

13.) 12 Mar 2018 22:30:03
Would prefer he concentrates on our game that's all.

It's massive for united.

14.) 12 Mar 2018 22:42:20
I think he usually comes out top in these spats, because he goes lower than most of the rest are prepared to go! :)

15.) 12 Mar 2018 22:56:29
I think its safe to say jose won't be found wanting for preparation.

16.) 12 Mar 2018 23:38:57
I'm sure CTR Jose has not realized this game is massive, thanks for pointing it out.

& now he loses concentration trying to get back at De Boer, hope he remembers where he stopped in training and tactics preparation.

17.) 13 Mar 2018 05:26:28
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ yaz.

18.) 13 Mar 2018 06:48:05
Time will tell, but I'd just rather he concentrate on a game we have to win rather than take shots at a bloke as irrelevant as FDB.


19.) 13 Mar 2018 14:26:31
CTR then i hope Jose don't eat, sleep and talk (unless it's about the game) until the Sevilla game because he would just lose focus.

20.) 13 Mar 2018 17:48:24
Cyclo, if u can't see the difference between using your presser to call out a manager not even managing and maintaining focus then u are lost.



26 Feb 2018 21:16:35
Have you noticed all the rubbish about Pogba and Jose beef has vanished since he started and played well yesterday. Shows how much bullscrap flys about.


1.) 26 Feb 2018 21:23:28
Itโ€™s funny how one result can change this FZZ. I jut saw in the express now a report saying the Man Utd board regret signing Sanchez. Talk about using united to sell copies.

2.) 26 Feb 2018 21:29:52
Yeh, and we all know that's nonsense as well, as just the other day reports came out that Ed Woodward was purring over how many shirts Sanchez had sold. Anything just to like you say sell papers or get clicks.

3.) 26 Feb 2018 21:31:32
I sqw the same report Park3lung and it just makes you laugh and realise how much bs there is in the media.

4.) 26 Feb 2018 21:48:33
Whatever gets them clicks they will post. Funny how we havenโ€™t heard anything about pep wearing his yellow ribbon. I know he got charged but he still went on and wore it. Personally I think the rule against wearing political slogans is a bit silly but rules are the rules. But obviously there is one rule for pep and another for the others.

5.) 26 Feb 2018 23:21:25
To be fair, I've read numerous stories on Pep and his ribbon, today in the press. And I don't think there's one rule for him, Park - he's accepted that fines/ bans might be coming his way, and he's prepared to face that. Wonder what the City hierarchy might have to say on the matter, tho, if the team never has a manager on the touchline, because he's being constantly banned. No doubt, a subtle backtracking will be in order somewhere down the line.

{Ed001's Note - actually there is one rule for him, no other manager has been warned repeatedly before the punishment. They normally are charged immediately. He has been spoken to, then warned twice.}

6.) 26 Feb 2018 23:29:07
You should read or see the post match interview Pep gave, he was on about freedoms of the Catalonians, then a reporter asked him about the freedom of people in monsours country and he basically said it was fine, just reeks of hypocrisy.

7.) 27 Feb 2018 10:11:16
Yeh I saw that FZZ the hypocrisy is astounding. Iโ€™m afraid I agreed with ed on this one Nou if this was any other manager they would have been reprimanded.

8.) 27 Feb 2018 10:26:59
Ed001, I don't know if there is one rule for him only because I can't actually recall any other manager displaying overtly political symbols in England to be able to compare him too. That said, I'm old and my memory is shot, so I'm sure people will remind me.

{Ed001's Note - I don't see the relevance of what it is about, any manager breaching FA laws of any kind has never been given the kind of leeway Pep has been given. Just as any manager who acts the way he has acted this season would have been sitting in the stands most of the season.}

9.) 27 Feb 2018 10:54:28
Fair enough. I was only referring to the political symbol issue. Unfortunately, Ed001, this is the problem that arises when the FA opened up a can of worms with their rules on poppies. Am I right in thinking UEFA have different rules on political symbols? ie. As long as they're not considered offensive.

{Ed001's Note - they have now, but UEFA was the same. Be interesting to see what would happen if Man City faced Madrid, as the yellow ribbon would be considered offensive to them!}



24 Feb 2018 16:38:21
If Utd don't finish 2nd, Jose needs to go.


1.) 24 Feb 2018 17:27:41
How about FA cup, UCL and 3rd? Would you let him stay?

2.) 24 Feb 2018 17:35:49
Dodgy the way we are playing, you can forget the CL.

3.) 24 Feb 2018 17:43:20
the way we are playing you can forget 3rd.

4.) 24 Feb 2018 17:47:55
๐Ÿ˜‚ see things are still as positive as ever on here.

5.) 24 Feb 2018 17:53:44
Gds it's as positive as our football.

6.) 24 Feb 2018 17:59:25
I'll be happy if we finish in the top 4. Not looking to good when you see the way we play.

7.) 24 Feb 2018 18:23:48
One Home defeat in 18 months makes me think we will probably be ok.

8.) 24 Feb 2018 18:37:13
Haha gds ๐Ÿ˜‚.

9.) 24 Feb 2018 19:43:06
We'll see if that stat stays intact after Chelsea, Sevilla and Liverpool come knocking over the next few weeks. If so then maybe we'll see a bit more positivity on here, if we lose all three then expect WW3.

10.) 24 Feb 2018 20:22:33
Did Liverpool score lots of goals again? We're all doomed! If we Lose or draw against Chelsea tomorrow I think I'm going to have to take a few weeks off. Can't bear anymore of this doom and gloom.

If we every get anywhere near the relegation zone I think we would have to dish out Samaratans cards to people on here. (I am not mocking them btw, fantastic organisation)

11.) 24 Feb 2018 21:04:04
See you in a few weeks DodgeyBanter.

12.) 24 Feb 2018 22:48:43
I hope it doesn't come to that FZZ!

Scrapping win will do me.



01 Feb 2018 19:14:49
So everyone here rates our back 4 from last night?

2 midfielders and 2 shambles of defenders.


1.) 01 Feb 2018 21:38:30
How many goals have we conceded this year? Shambles.

2.) 01 Feb 2018 21:53:43
How many times they get found out by good sides.
Arsenal had 30 odd shots, there crap finishing saved us.
City walked through them.

3.) 01 Feb 2018 20:39:19
How many did we score last night.

4.) 01 Feb 2018 20:52:45
Part of the reason pogba isn't suited to a 2 man midfield. with that lot behind them.

5.) 01 Feb 2018 20:58:46
I know we've got a good defensive record, But against the Top teams We struggle, Fergie thought Jones and Smalling, would take over from Rio and Vidic, But nowhere near that standard, they make too many mistakes and not really comfortable with the ball at their feet, as it showed when Spurs pressed them last night, As for the 2 fullbacks, Fergie bought them as attacking wide players, Valencia to replace Ronaldo (Yeah), They are not able to defend when put under pressure, they'll get pulled around in the Champions league, it's just not their instinct to read trouble, We wouldn't of been happy with Giggs and Beckham fullbacks, I know the game as changed but uve got to be able to defend, That 4 won't win you Big Trophies.

6.) 01 Feb 2018 22:56:46
So pogba struggles because he can only play in a midfield 3, the players around him are not good enough and that lot behind him?
Should maybe get a player who can play well regardless Leahy?

The fact is our defensive record is pretty good even if our defenders haven't got fancy names .

Our cm yesterday was terrible, not bad players but very poor .

Switch it around maybe they struggled with that lit in front of them?
Even tho they cost a lot of money and have fancy names they never played well yesterday .
Probably Tony fault, because he use to be a winger and been at the club a while .
Pogba subbed after an hour and getting a bollocking on the pitch .
Jose saying today Sanchez never played or done what he was asked?
First time since he come to the EPL he never had a shot in a game? Strange stat .

Team game tho, average day at the office move on .

7.) 01 Feb 2018 23:25:39
The defence against weak times is fine but we are not wanting to be judged against them. When it comes to the top teams we are consistently found out in midfield and defence. (Arsenal are not a top team) . Against Liverpool we resorted to parking the bus. This is not the Utd way. Against Spurs last night we should have lost by three or four.

Our midfield does not dominate against against the too teams and this obviously puts pressure onto our defence. Smalling is not good enough. Tony V is not and never will be a top right back although I admire his work ethic and professionalism. Jones has the potential but by now should be consistently reliable. He is not.

Luke Shaw is good enough and needs to be left to make the position his own. City just bought Laporte. He is a top defender. Walker is a top defender. City spent big and have a very solid base. When our defensive basis is really solid and we find a counterpoint for Pogba then we will fight them.

8.) 01 Feb 2018 23:59:37
In the summer there was big long thread on here about aurier being the best right back in the epl .

People don't always appriciate what they have and any fancy name is better.

9.) 02 Feb 2018 08:44:15
Defence has overall been quite food this year.

Jerd, relevance of the goals scored against spurs when criticising the defence?

10.) 02 Feb 2018 09:54:53
Because our cm and attack had a pretty off day .
But people are obsessed with having a go at the same players .
Excuses after excuses for a fancy name but the moment a player like Jones (who has been very good ) has one iffy game he is thrown under the bus .

11.) 02 Feb 2018 10:02:51
I find it funny how people slate Valencia for being a former midfielder, yet I expect everyone would jump at the chance to sign David Alaba to sort out our left back problem. Who himself is a former midfielder.

Many players switch positions throughout their career, sometimes it is to adapt to a change in their ability such as losing pace, sometimes it to adapt to a change in the footballing landscape. Like playing a winger as a wing back to accommodate a formation change or a shift in football tactics.

Many great full backs were wingers earlier in their careers, Roberto Carlos and Dani Alves as obvious options. Some full backs move the other way, take Lahm for example moving into midfield in his thirties.

Valencia since he has adjusted to the full back position has consistently been one of the best right backs in the league over a 4-5 year period. Yes occasionally he makes a mistake like all footballers do every weekend, I don't think it's fair to blame every mistake he makes on him having previously been a winger.

I don't think any of the criticism is fair to be honest. In a world of money grabbing footballers Valencia has shown great loyalty. He had a serious injury, he fought hard to come back from that, was then asked to change his position and rather than sulking he just got on with it, and worked hard. He never gives less than 100% for the club and he even sacked his agent citing he had no need for one as he doesn't want to leave the club.

He should be one of the few players we aren't critical of.

12.) 02 Feb 2018 10:21:39
Good post but Tony has been at the club a while and people are a bit bored off him.

13.) 02 Feb 2018 10:26:42
jred, one iffy game?

14.) 02 Feb 2018 11:01:03
Jred if its any consolation, and it helps dry your eyes, Valencia is the only one that's decent in his position. The other 3 are terrible.

15.) 02 Feb 2018 12:37:17
Dry my eyes? I'm not crying over one game and spitting my dummy out because we lost a game.

16.) 02 Feb 2018 12:57:07
Jred it was an important game against a top 4 rival. We win we push them back.

17.) 02 Feb 2018 13:03:19
Completely agree jred. I think the defence has been very solid. But people going mad again.

18.) 02 Feb 2018 13:38:19
Not sure anybody could name a mistake Jones has made this season before Wednesday, but we all know on here people are judged on their last game.



31 Jan 2018 21:57:36
Worst performance I think I have ever seen for Man Utd. Credit Spurs were up for it tonight. Wow too much to say but can't be bothered to moan about it.


1.) 31 Jan 2018 22:21:25
Our players dissappear in the bigger games. Yes you could pick holes in the way we set up and tactics but our heavy hitters underperform in almost all of those top 6 games.

Martial was in some really dangerous positions tonight and he fluffed hus lines on every occasion.

You feel for Lukaku in games like this when the service is minimal but then his link up play is so bad that you can't feel sorry for him.

I know everyone is jumping on the Lingard band wagon the last couple of months but he is a really poor footballer. He's popped up with some vital goals but watch him for 90 minutes and it's like playing with 10 men.

Pogba again with another big game passing him by. When he's not moaning by throwing his hands in the air when he doesn't get decision it's his lethargic movement.

As for the defence, i could right a whole post on how Smalling isn't cut out for football at this level but i wouldn't waste my time. We honestly could do with a whole back 4 and I dread what state we'd be in if De Gea decides to leave.

The bar is being set really high and we have too many inconsistent passengers in our team. That's not to say we can't reach those lofty heights but there's a lot of work to be done!




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06 Apr 2018 11:55:02
You make it sound likes its as easy as swapping football stickers.




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14 Mar 2018 12:16:05
I liked you post until you said Simeone, wow he is ultra defensive. Please no more (pray hands on knees)




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05 Mar 2018 19:19:02
Ok haha, no I don't get them.




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05 Mar 2018 17:59:53
type of urges are you referring to?




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13 Feb 2018 15:10:13
Barce trying to renew Umtitis contract to remove the clause.





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25 Apr 2018 18:42:56
According to BBC

Lingard and Rashford both have more goals than Martial.




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25 Apr 2018 11:15:26
I don't really care if Martial leaves, just like Chelsea fans won't have cared De Bryune and Salah left when they did.

Lets go through the 3.

De Bryune didn't want to work and put the effort in, **sound familiar? So was allowed to leave. (Jose didn't sell him the club did)

Salah, only bought him so Liverpool didn't (my opinion) . Did Jose buy him? Doubt it, I imagine he was a club buy. Also never really pulled up trees in his early Chelsea career, did he?

**Martial (similar to De Bruyne) at a young age can't be bothered to work that extra bit for the manager, may go on to be world class in a side that ships 4 but maybe scores 5 because he doesn't want to work back.




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23 Apr 2018 19:35:12
Killing what? The crap jokes day?




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23 Apr 2018 12:34:00
This "joke" is ZZZ.




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23 Apr 2018 09:09:17
Boring now.