14 Sep 2024 11:25:40
The team sheet is out. Did anyone expect anything else? Rashford starts
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14 Sep 2024 11:46:40
I hoped for Garnacho, but Amad does deserve to start
I hoped for Garnacho, but Amad does deserve to start
14 Sep 2024 11:47:02
Rashford had no international games, it was obvious he would play
Rashford had no international games, it was obvious he would play
14 Sep 2024 12:01:21
I was during the past 2 weeks as well. perhaps i should play instead of Onana.surely wont be any worse
I was during the past 2 weeks as well. perhaps i should play instead of Onana.surely wont be any worse
14 Sep 2024 12:01:45
That meant i was free during the past 2 weeks.
That meant i was free during the past 2 weeks.
14 Sep 2024 12:08:13
Rashford was free all summer, hasn't improved though.
Rashford was free all summer, hasn't improved though.
14 Sep 2024 12:09:40
Eriksen in midfield?? Another afternoon of being overrun in midfield then.
Eriksen in midfield?? Another afternoon of being overrun in midfield then.
14 Sep 2024 12:13:09
Farce , end.
Farce , end.
14 Sep 2024 12:17:31
Rashford starts again?! FFS!
Rashford starts again?! FFS!
14 Sep 2024 12:24:01
This has to be Rashford last chance surely??
This has to be Rashford last chance surely??
14 Sep 2024 12:25:55
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14 Sep 2024 12:26:54
Easy win coming up
Easy win coming up
14 Sep 2024 12:27:47
For the home team? ?
For the home team? ?
14 Sep 2024 12:28:03
This Southampton side is only of the worst epl squads since the epl started.
This Southampton side is only of the worst epl squads since the epl started.
14 Sep 2024 12:28:11
One
One
14 Sep 2024 12:29:40
So that’s a guaranteed win for Southampton then! Haha
So that’s a guaranteed win for Southampton then! Haha
14 Sep 2024 12:31:29
Female commentator ?
Female commentator ?
14 Sep 2024 12:32:38
What's wrong with that
What's wrong with that
14 Sep 2024 12:33:01
Shrieking
Shrieking
14 Sep 2024 12:33:12
I dislike it
I dislike it
14 Sep 2024 12:35:46
Rash found his blind alley early doors
Rash found his blind alley early doors
14 Sep 2024 12:37:46
Dalot schoolboy defending.
Dalot schoolboy defending.
14 Sep 2024 12:38:36
So, Rashford - one failed dribble and one ball given away so far
So, Rashford - one failed dribble and one ball given away so far
14 Sep 2024 12:38:47
Two
Two
14 Sep 2024 12:39:04
Maybe Rashford should put a Southampton shirt on, seems to be the only way he will pass to a United player.
Maybe Rashford should put a Southampton shirt on, seems to be the only way he will pass to a United player.
14 Sep 2024 12:40:41
lucky S’Hampton are the worst side the EPL has ever seen eh. Schooling us atm
lucky S’Hampton are the worst side the EPL has ever seen eh. Schooling us atm
14 Sep 2024 12:41:34
Or maybe it’s the kit again, like the grey from years ago. Seems like nobody for United can pass a ball to a teammate. I suggest changing the shirt to a different colour.
Or maybe it’s the kit again, like the grey from years ago. Seems like nobody for United can pass a ball to a teammate. I suggest changing the shirt to a different colour.
14 Sep 2024 12:41:52
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14 Sep 2024 12:42:27
Amad lost the ball twice in worse areas than rashford
Amad lost the ball twice in worse areas than rashford
14 Sep 2024 12:42:51
Amad isn’t a senior pro
Amad isn’t a senior pro
14 Sep 2024 12:43:54
Oh that's OK then
Oh that's OK then
14 Sep 2024 12:44:19
Once again United play at the pace of a behind closed doors friendly
Once again United play at the pace of a behind closed doors friendly
14 Sep 2024 12:44:50
It's so slow fallguy but that's what the manager bloke wants
It's so slow fallguy but that's what the manager bloke wants
14 Sep 2024 12:45:01
Poor miss
Poor miss
14 Sep 2024 12:45:07
that was better
that was better
14 Sep 2024 12:45:57
Watching a Malaysian stream and the commentator just called Zirkzee Zigzag.
Watching a Malaysian stream and the commentator just called Zirkzee Zigzag.
14 Sep 2024 12:46:11
Ah yes. Can see why, all the top teams across Europe are winning leagues and champions leagues by playing at a snails pace. Oh, wait a minute, they’re not.
Ah yes. Can see why, all the top teams across Europe are winning leagues and champions leagues by playing at a snails pace. Oh, wait a minute, they’re not.
14 Sep 2024 12:46:12
Probably the most entertaining thing so far.
Probably the most entertaining thing so far.
14 Sep 2024 12:46:49
For a bloke that claims he is not a cf he has had loads of chances in the 6 yard box
For a bloke that claims he is not a cf he has had loads of chances in the 6 yard box
14 Sep 2024 12:47:06
I like his positioning
I like his positioning
14 Sep 2024 12:47:17
This should be an easy 2 or 3 nil win. And we may well win, but it will be far from straight forward
This should be an easy 2 or 3 nil win. And we may well win, but it will be far from straight forward
14 Sep 2024 12:47:18
His finishing needs work.
His finishing needs work.
14 Sep 2024 12:47:35
Me too.. clever player..
Me too.. clever player..
14 Sep 2024 12:48:08
Should have bought the Swedish striker from Sporting. Can’t spell his name.
Should have bought the Swedish striker from Sporting. Can’t spell his name.
14 Sep 2024 12:48:15
Lmao. Dude just called bim
Lmao. Dude just called bim
14 Sep 2024 12:48:22
him zigzag again
him zigzag again
14 Sep 2024 12:49:08
Deligt (rofl)
Deligt (rofl)
14 Sep 2024 12:50:24
Our manager bloke reminds me of a garden gnome
Our manager bloke reminds me of a garden gnome
14 Sep 2024 12:51:21
He will be on gardening leave soon enough, so plenty of time for him to spend time with his other gnome mates.
He will be on gardening leave soon enough, so plenty of time for him to spend time with his other gnome mates.
14 Sep 2024 12:52:55
(rofl)
(rofl)
14 Sep 2024 12:53:28
Great defending deligt. Dalot poison again
Great defending deligt. Dalot poison again
14 Sep 2024 12:54:40
How are they getting so much space down the wings??
How are they getting so much space down the wings??
14 Sep 2024 12:54:47
Rashford and dalot getting battered on our left
Rashford and dalot getting battered on our left
14 Sep 2024 12:55:16
Yep. Looking just like it’s going to be an easy win
Yep. Looking just like it’s going to be an easy win
14 Sep 2024 12:55:19
Because the gnome pushes or full backs into midfield.
Because the gnome pushes or full backs into midfield.
14 Sep 2024 12:56:07
Where is Rashford?
Where is Rashford?
14 Sep 2024 12:56:32
Not to just pick on Rashford. Mainoo has given the ball away pretty much every time he gets it.
Not to just pick on Rashford. Mainoo has given the ball away pretty much every time he gets it.
14 Sep 2024 12:56:35
Where is amad
Where is amad
14 Sep 2024 12:56:42
Everyone loves a bit of name calling. Grown up stuff ?
Everyone loves a bit of name calling. Grown up stuff ?
14 Sep 2024 12:57:09
That's right fizzy
That's right fizzy
14 Sep 2024 12:57:26
If only we had a £50m DM we could bring on.
If only we had a £50m DM we could bring on.
14 Sep 2024 12:57:33
That was really good from delight defending that current
That was really good from delight defending that current
14 Sep 2024 12:57:43
Chance
Chance
14 Sep 2024 12:58:01
Lucky there
Lucky there
14 Sep 2024 12:58:09
Was a bit worried when he got done at the far post, but he’s looked good since then.
Was a bit worried when he got done at the far post, but he’s looked good since then.
14 Sep 2024 12:58:13
Should be behind
Should be behind
14 Sep 2024 12:58:43
I’d love to be able to have an off the record chat with the bosses and ask them what they are seeing on the pitch that makes them want to give ETH more time.
I’d love to be able to have an off the record chat with the bosses and ask them what they are seeing on the pitch that makes them want to give ETH more time.
14 Sep 2024 12:59:02
They couldn’t find anybody else to take the job.
They couldn’t find anybody else to take the job.
14 Sep 2024 12:59:45
Figured it was better to save themselves £8m and bring in the right guy at Christmas or next summer.
Figured it was better to save themselves £8m and bring in the right guy at Christmas or next summer.
14 Sep 2024 13:00:20
If they can’t find anybody better than ETH then they are clearly looking in the wrong places.
If they can’t find anybody better than ETH then they are clearly looking in the wrong places.
14 Sep 2024 13:00:24
Dalot
Dalot
14 Sep 2024 13:00:28
Dalot is having a mare
Dalot is having a mare
14 Sep 2024 13:01:00
Southgate so much better than eth
Southgate so much better than eth
14 Sep 2024 13:01:16
He has been garbage fallguy
He has been garbage fallguy
14 Sep 2024 13:01:29
Swap him to RB
Swap him to RB
14 Sep 2024 13:01:48
He is crap there too
He is crap there too
14 Sep 2024 13:02:45
Dodge one there
Dodge one there
14 Sep 2024 13:02:48
Good save
Good save
14 Sep 2024 13:02:50
Thank god for that
Thank god for that
14 Sep 2024 13:02:52
Poor pen
Poor pen
14 Sep 2024 13:02:55
That’s been coming. We’ve been getting bullied down that wing all game.
That’s been coming. We’ve been getting bullied down that wing all game.
14 Sep 2024 13:03:11
Crap keeping ?
Crap keeping ?
14 Sep 2024 13:03:18
Changes needed. We got let off the hook big time there.
Changes needed. We got let off the hook big time there.
14 Sep 2024 13:03:56
The gnome will come up with a plan
The gnome will come up with a plan
14 Sep 2024 13:04:13
He doesn’t do plans. Only excuses.
He doesn’t do plans. Only excuses.
14 Sep 2024 13:04:37
Good play
Good play
14 Sep 2024 13:05:09
I’m sure I’ll get abuse for this, but I’ll stand by it. Zirkzee will never make it. You can tell by his technique he isn’t a top level player and never will be.
I’m sure I’ll get abuse for this, but I’ll stand by it. Zirkzee will never make it. You can tell by his technique he isn’t a top level player and never will be.
14 Sep 2024 13:05:15
Lol.. trust the process.
Lol.. trust the process.
14 Sep 2024 13:05:17
Deligt
Deligt
14 Sep 2024 13:05:21
Boom
Boom
14 Sep 2024 13:05:26
Get in
Get in
14 Sep 2024 13:05:42
Queuing up at back post
Queuing up at back post
14 Sep 2024 13:05:46
Gonna bounce till half time. Am a good two minutes behind.
Gonna bounce till half time. Am a good two minutes behind.
14 Sep 2024 13:06:05
The new Steve Bruce
The new Steve Bruce
14 Sep 2024 13:06:30
Good goal
Good goal
14 Sep 2024 13:06:37
Lovely cross from bruno
Lovely cross from bruno
14 Sep 2024 13:09:26
I disagree fallguy I think his tekkers are very good. High end
I disagree fallguy I think his tekkers are very good. High end
14 Sep 2024 13:10:03
Fair enough. I hope I’m wrong. I just don’t see it.
Fair enough. I hope I’m wrong. I just don’t see it.
14 Sep 2024 13:10:41
Should score there rash.. Great support run
Should score there rash.. Great support run
14 Sep 2024 13:11:15
Smashing it
Smashing it
14 Sep 2024 13:11:18
Goal!
Goal!
14 Sep 2024 13:11:20
The pace of play is catching him at the moment fall guy but technically good
The pace of play is catching him at the moment fall guy but technically good
14 Sep 2024 13:11:25
No way lol
No way lol
14 Sep 2024 13:11:28
Rash boom
Rash boom
14 Sep 2024 13:12:10
Easy won incoming. Awful Southampton defending
Easy won incoming. Awful Southampton defending
14 Sep 2024 13:12:43
Should be an easy win. But not sure I’d be comfortable even if the lead was 4-0
Should be an easy win. But not sure I’d be comfortable even if the lead was 4-0
14 Sep 2024 13:12:57
Will we just sit back, or push on a get more goals.
Will we just sit back, or push on a get more goals.
14 Sep 2024 13:13:22
Push on
Push on
14 Sep 2024 13:13:42
Good save
Good save
14 Sep 2024 13:13:51
Keep going. Could get some goals here.
Keep going. Could get some goals here.
14 Sep 2024 13:14:43
Be nice to not have a negative goal difference for a chage
Be nice to not have a negative goal difference for a chage
14 Sep 2024 13:15:37
;-)
;-)
14 Sep 2024 13:17:20
Afternoon fellas
Afternoon fellas
14 Sep 2024 13:17:34
This whole winning lark feels nice
This whole winning lark feels nice
14 Sep 2024 13:18:05
P issing around
P issing around
14 Sep 2024 13:18:18
Pleased for Rashy too, he needs that. How's he playing in general?
Pleased for Rashy too, he needs that. How's he playing in general?
14 Sep 2024 13:18:45
Quiet
Quiet
14 Sep 2024 13:19:02
Delighted for him to score..
Delighted for him to score..
14 Sep 2024 13:20:23
Nice ground st Mary's.. tremendous the dell?
Nice ground st Mary's.. tremendous the dell?
14 Sep 2024 13:20:58
Remember the dell? It was tiny and fans were so close to the pitch
Remember the dell? It was tiny and fans were so close to the pitch
14 Sep 2024 13:22:00
Him quiet, or all quiet?
Him quiet, or all quiet?
14 Sep 2024 13:23:14
Him and Dalot getting toasted
Him and Dalot getting toasted
14 Sep 2024 13:23:39
hello folks. Ty Onana. Football is a game of moments. no one knows what would happen if that goes in. would be good to get ugarte on the pitch for 30 minutes and get garna some minutes. its perfect for garna. game a bit more open and space to run into second half.
hello folks. Ty Onana. Football is a game of moments. no one knows what would happen if that goes in. would be good to get ugarte on the pitch for 30 minutes and get garna some minutes. its perfect for garna. game a bit more open and space to run into second half.
14 Sep 2024 13:23:42
He was quiet they were better team for 35 min.. missed a pen and we were 2 up 8 mins later.
He was quiet they were better team for 35 min.. missed a pen and we were 2 up 8 mins later.
14 Sep 2024 13:24:22
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14 Sep 2024 13:25:33
dalot having a very hard time against their right winger. no idea who he is. Delighted for rash and De ligt.
dalot having a very hard time against their right winger. no idea who he is. Delighted for rash and De ligt.
14 Sep 2024 13:29:48
Great to see 2.0 score see you all in a bit
Great to see 2.0 score see you all in a bit
14 Sep 2024 13:34:23
2 more this half and we will have a positive goal diff
2 more this half and we will have a positive goal diff
14 Sep 2024 13:34:48
Even the garden gnome can't screw this up
Even the garden gnome can't screw this up
14 Sep 2024 13:36:45
I’d like to see Ugarte and Garnacho soon
I’d like to see Ugarte and Garnacho soon
14 Sep 2024 13:38:05
Yes amad been poor
Yes amad been poor
14 Sep 2024 13:38:29
Ericksen been good
Ericksen been good
14 Sep 2024 13:44:33
Maz is the 1st good cool back we have had for 10 years on either side
Maz is the 1st good cool back we have had for 10 years on either side
14 Sep 2024 13:44:42
Full back
Full back
14 Sep 2024 13:49:28
Slow and boring
Slow and boring
14 Sep 2024 13:52:43
Enough about yourself fizz what do you think of the game(rofl)
Enough about yourself fizz what do you think of the game(rofl)
14 Sep 2024 13:53:30
Gnome fnar fnar ?
Gnome fnar fnar ?
14 Sep 2024 14:01:00
Hopefully the subs shake it up a bit
Hopefully the subs shake it up a bit
14 Sep 2024 14:01:16
Why is he changing the centre backs again?
Why is he changing the centre backs again?
14 Sep 2024 14:01:56
Ah. Martinez is injured. Fair enough.
Ah. Martinez is injured. Fair enough.
14 Sep 2024 14:02:10
Martinez injured again
Martinez injured again
14 Sep 2024 14:03:03
I love a nasty Uruguayan
I love a nasty Uruguayan
14 Sep 2024 14:03:22
Huh. Took the right back off.
Huh. Took the right back off.
14 Sep 2024 14:04:07
Moaned all last season that he had to change his back 4 he has done it voluntary every game this season. Dope
Moaned all last season that he had to change his back 4 he has done it voluntary every game this season. Dope
14 Sep 2024 14:09:40
Bad tackle
Bad tackle
14 Sep 2024 14:10:45
Couple of late goals now please for us
Couple of late goals now please for us
14 Sep 2024 14:11:16
Clearly red
Clearly red
14 Sep 2024 14:13:37
Not sure Garnacho needed to keep rolling half way back to Manchester but a fair red card
Not sure Garnacho needed to keep rolling half way back to Manchester but a fair red card
14 Sep 2024 14:15:04
De ligt injured. So back CB’s off injured.
De ligt injured. So back CB’s off injured.
14 Sep 2024 14:15:06
deligt hamstring. damn
deligt hamstring. damn
14 Sep 2024 14:15:28
Noooo
Noooo
14 Sep 2024 14:16:26
running off well for a hammy strain
running off well for a hammy strain
14 Sep 2024 14:16:27
It’s gonna be another season of Maguire and Evan’s isn’t it.
It’s gonna be another season of Maguire and Evan’s isn’t it.
14 Sep 2024 14:16:45
its a difficult physical league. easy to say throw them in.He is gone for a few 6/8 weeks if its a hamstring.
its a difficult physical league. easy to say throw them in.He is gone for a few 6/8 weeks if its a hamstring.
14 Sep 2024 14:18:54
Fizz the issue is if its a strain and you play him thinking its gone, they do it properly on the next injury. I have just had wrist surgery thinking my wrsit starin was fixed.
Fizz the issue is if its a strain and you play him thinking its gone, they do it properly on the next injury. I have just had wrist surgery thinking my wrsit starin was fixed.
14 Sep 2024 14:19:42
hope we just get through the next 10 minutes without any more injuries
hope we just get through the next 10 minutes without any more injuries
14 Sep 2024 14:19:53
All I said was that he jogged off well to say he had a hammy strain
All I said was that he jogged off well to say he had a hammy strain
14 Sep 2024 14:20:09
Saying it was cramp apparently
Saying it was cramp apparently
14 Sep 2024 14:20:29
you might want to exercise your wrist less vigorously ?
you might want to exercise your wrist less vigorously ?
14 Sep 2024 14:20:35
Fizz nothing meant fro it. sometimes it looks better than it is. all i am saying
Fizz nothing meant fro it. sometimes it looks better than it is. all i am saying
14 Sep 2024 14:20:44
Fizz lol
Fizz lol
14 Sep 2024 14:21:15
its the left wrist. i am right handed. zirksee needs some finishing work. rudd get to work
its the left wrist. i am right handed. zirksee needs some finishing work. rudd get to work
14 Sep 2024 14:22:02
This constant wasting of good chances is going to cost points in many games.
This constant wasting of good chances is going to cost points in many games.
14 Sep 2024 14:22:30
Apparently lying on your arm till it goes numb then it feels like somebody else ?
Apparently lying on your arm till it goes numb then it feels like somebody else ?
14 Sep 2024 14:22:59
even though we did not score. much better second half. very controlled and a bit wasteful. bruno is not in good form imo.
even though we did not score. much better second half. very controlled and a bit wasteful. bruno is not in good form imo.
14 Sep 2024 14:23:11
this ref sucks
this ref sucks
14 Sep 2024 14:24:11
No injuries at all
No injuries at all
14 Sep 2024 14:24:26
the headlines will be southamptons missed opportunity and pen btw. we move on
the headlines will be southamptons missed opportunity and pen btw. we move on
14 Sep 2024 14:24:40
We had to try harder to score more...
We had to try harder to score more...
14 Sep 2024 14:24:48
maguire injured
maguire injured
14 Sep 2024 14:25:19
you can't write this script. 3 cb's
you can't write this script. 3 cb's
14 Sep 2024 14:25:36
Ready win in the end against an awful team we were slow starting but were much better in 2nd half. 3 nil
Ready win in the end against an awful team we were slow starting but were much better in 2nd half. 3 nil
14 Sep 2024 14:25:37
Goal
Goal
14 Sep 2024 14:26:00
Deligt had cramp not injured
Deligt had cramp not injured
14 Sep 2024 14:26:09
Great goal... Ball by cas
Great goal... Ball by cas
14 Sep 2024 14:26:18
Nice1
Nice1
14 Sep 2024 14:26:32
(clap)
(clap)
14 Sep 2024 14:26:33
Cas would be in my team every week
Cas would be in my team every week
14 Sep 2024 14:27:30
Laters
Laters
14 Sep 2024 14:27:43
Easy win good stuff
Easy win good stuff
14 Sep 2024 14:28:57
Ken, I'd have him in there if the system suited him
Ken, I'd have him in there if the system suited him
14 Sep 2024 14:29:26
Cas ugarte mainoo 3 in midfield for me
Cas ugarte mainoo 3 in midfield for me
14 Sep 2024 14:29:40
Bruno out on right or on the bench
Bruno out on right or on the bench
14 Sep 2024 14:30:15
That would work, but you sacrifice bruno
That would work, but you sacrifice bruno
14 Sep 2024 14:30:41
To make the team better
To make the team better
14 Sep 2024 14:30:58
I'd sell him in the morning tbh
I'd sell him in the morning tbh
14 Sep 2024 14:33:08
I know you would ?
I know you would ?