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14 Oct 2019 14:41:34
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14 Oct 2019 07:44:47
What do people think of this for a midfield 3: Saul Niguez, Ruben Neves and John McGinn? Imagine!

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14 Oct 2019 09:18:59
There's no way Aston Villa will sign Niguez and Neves!

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14 Oct 2019 09:34:00
Hahahah Betty.

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14 Oct 2019 11:42:13
Some imagination scholes. None play for the same club or country and i don't see that happening ever.

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14 Oct 2019 11:50:32
A midfield of Saul Niguez, Maddison and McTominay would be immense.

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14 Oct 2019 12:07:52
Betty they have more chance of signing them than we do.

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14 Oct 2019 12:40:16
I think people are missing the point that we desperately need a holding midfielder.

Mctominay is better going forwards, still can't pass the ball well enough to build up, better being used as a box to box midfielder.

Saul is a box to box midfielder as is ruben neves and mcginns best work is done going forwards.

We need a player in the mould of carrick, fabinho and rodri are good examples of that type of player in the premier league that we desperately need. Someone who can build up play and screen the back 4.

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14 Oct 2019 12:42:21
Since we’re playing pretend, why not bring de-age Charlton, Robson and Keane like they just did with De Niro?

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14 Oct 2019 12:57:19
DSG, I believe we can develop McTominay into a solid DM.
He is 6ft 4, can dominate players, has loads of energy and tenacity.

Other than him, only Declan Rice springs to mind to play the holding role.
Another player with huge potential who will walk into our team.

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14 Oct 2019 13:23:43
I'd give Sander Berge a shot.

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14 Oct 2019 14:38:07
What film is Sander in.

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14 Oct 2019 07:39:01
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Formula 1: Japan Talking Points

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13 Oct 2019 22:21:36
Our yearly wage bill has been released. £332 million. £85 million more than Liverpool, £90 more than City. Granted that was for 2018/ 19 season and we've got some high wages off the books.

Crazy to think what that budget could achieve if we had the proper structure in place to succeed.

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14 Oct 2019 04:22:14
85mn more than liverpool is believable but I am sure the city folk must be paying a lot of unofficial wages that aren't on their books.

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14 Oct 2019 05:59:53
Overpaid mercenaries.

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14 Oct 2019 12:45:16
Stop blaming players for the club’s stupidity.

If the club is stupid enough to throw money at players who are either not good enough, not right for the club, or just can’t be arsed, why shouldn’t they take it?

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14 Oct 2019 13:44:40
Danny. If they take those wages, they should work their ass off.
But what do we have?
Players with attitude problems and donkeys with little work ethic.

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14 Oct 2019 14:13:41
Again, that’s down to the club.

They identified the players, they gave them the wages, and they can’t get them to ‘work their assess off’.

If you keep bringing in employees who don’t work and perform to their potential, there’s either a problem with recruitment, workplace culture or both.

We kept bringing in players with poor attitudes, and this is the result. Fellaini said that most of the young lads can’t wait to get off the training pitch so they can get on social media. This is a problem with workplace culture created by the club bringing in the wrong personalities.

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13 Oct 2019 17:23:36
If you want further proof of what mediocrity looks like under the Glazers, then look no further than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers currently stinking it up in London. Can't help but think we are headed in a similar direction.

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13 Oct 2019 17:40:26
Or look at the bodies of our last 6 seasons. They are dripping with mediocrity.

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13 Oct 2019 18:48:00
I have been saying this for the last few years.


Every now and again, I post:

Tampa Bay Buccaneers folks, Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

No one ever pays attention or replies.

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13 Oct 2019 19:41:04
Jonny, only because I don't follow that made-up, girly game 😁.

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13 Oct 2019 21:51:24
Shut up about the noble sport of hand eggy head bashy Stevie.

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13 Oct 2019 07:39:02
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 13th October 2019

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12 Oct 2019 10:06:13
Hey Ed

Any ideas who the 8 first team signings United have in mind?

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{Ed002's Note - Sorry, I don’t understand the question.}

12 Oct 2019 12:53:48
Ed complete 8 signings. We will be onto manager number 8 before that happens 😂.

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12 Oct 2019 13:19:43
8 signings? We took all summer to sign 3 players. With 1 deal at a time, we LL need a year to sign 8 :)
Amateurs.

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12 Oct 2019 14:10:24
It's just paper talk mate. We often get daft stories during international break.

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12 Oct 2019 14:17:34
Apparently its 4 in summer and 4 the summer after. Pathetic ambition.

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13 Oct 2019 00:36:42
Sounds about right, hardly a huge prediction from the rags, they will have no idea who they are though, funny you actually asked Ed to tell you, imagine believing everything you read in the press, your life must be full of confusion.

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13 Oct 2019 14:03:18
Now its £300 million over 2 summers so if true that's £150 million each summer or just 2 good players in the current market. Never going to catch up.

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13 Oct 2019 14:25:07
Mort,

Never? Slightly pessimistic mate.

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13 Oct 2019 15:57:48
I wouldn't say there's a set budget like that made for two years. There's too many variables of what could happen. Regardless of what budget we have, our team of scouts have to start to leaving the country when scouting. Though there are young talented British players, Madison, Rice, Chillwell, are going to cost too much and won't get us to the challenging for league titles.

But before we start our recruitment for players, we need a coach in place that has a history of improving players. Without that piece of th puzzle is in place, you could sign Maradonna, Cruyff and Best and it would be meaningless.

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13 Oct 2019 16:58:09
No GDS with these owners and Woodward we won't catch up.

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13 Oct 2019 21:23:04
£300 Million may just get us a play off place in the championship lol.

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13 Oct 2019 23:54:19
sounds more like next seasons championships winners budget.

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12 Oct 2019 07:39:01
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 12th October 2019

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And Finally

11 Oct 2019 22:27:10
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new podcast entitled, And Finally

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