Manchester United Banter Archive December 23 2019

 

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23 Dec 2019 20:13:08
All rivalries aside, bit early but I expect to be boozed up tomorrow šŸ‘ and for such reason would just like to wish ya all a merry Christmas. See you next year for banter and p*ss taking all the best guys.

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23 Dec 2019 20:20:21
Scouse, it's amazing and thanks. Maybe this New Year you don't need a resolution to pray u win the league. Well done on becoming the friendly cup of the world winners as well. šŸ˜œ.

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23 Dec 2019 20:25:28
Top lad John. Have a great Xmas everyone.

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23 Dec 2019 22:14:39
Happy xmas john, all the best pal, best team around by a mile enjoy your successes.

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23 Dec 2019 23:02:41
Ditto john.

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24 Dec 2019 00:17:08
scouse john it will be your turn to take the piss for 30 years if we do not sort ourselves out. have a good one.

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23 Dec 2019 11:42:53
I think the posts on here about there being an attitude problem with this squad is misguided.

It seems to be more of a tactical and ability problem because we keep struggling in the same fashion against the same sort of teams.

We are unable to break down teams who play with a low block as we are unable to play with the tempo required to create spaces from which goals are scored.

Only until pogba came on did we look like creating chances from open play and that is because he is the only midfielder at the club capable of playing with the ball. Mctominay and fred have looked good in games where we sit back and all they have to do is break up play. But they are hopeless when in posession, fred in particular is a liability in possession.

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23 Dec 2019 13:42:55
The tactics are the biggest issue for me.

The two cm players are being instructed to sit deep, break up play, and pass it quickly to the 4 attacking players. This means that they arenā€™t dictating the tempo or orchestrating things. Theyā€™re being played as higher defenders.

It reminds me of Jack Charltonā€™s Irish side in the 80s and 90s. Sit deep and get it quickly to the forwards leaving the midfield almost entirely bypassed.

This is the primary reason we canā€™t break down sides that donā€™t give us the opportunity to counter attack. We build nothing through the middle, so have to rely on mistakes or moments of individual brilliance. A complete lack of competent coaching. I mean, I donā€™t think our players have enough quality to challenge, but theyā€™re good enough for top 4.

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23 Dec 2019 14:04:45
This team reminds me Liverpool when they were crap with no tactic but used to beat the big teams.

The sooner we get a proper manager and few players in the better it will be for us.

We spent 80 mill on Maguire which is shocking because he is no where near a top cb and never will be.

We also need a number 10 and i am shocked we didn't go for Bruno as desperately need him or a player like Haverts if he is obtainable.

1) New manager
2) CB
3) number 10
4) CM
5) Striker

Sooner we get these things done the better it will be.

Number 10 and CB could swap around as they both are a must for us if we are to move forward.

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23 Dec 2019 17:01:48
We are average we need 500 million spending and i wouldn't give it to OGS. We should of backed Jose and now we would be challenging Liverpool not Newcastle šŸ˜šŸ˜‚.

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23 Dec 2019 18:12:52
No point looking back bfro.
Its funny the jose out brigade thought our players were great not the players are rubbish soo its not oles fault.
We can only look forward.
The decision makers are backing ole for the moment so we can only sit back and wait for what i think its an inevitable change.

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23 Dec 2019 21:35:32
Just thinking that ken. it was all his fault and to quote some 'maybe these players aren't as bad as some posters on here think'. Well well well.

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23 Dec 2019 23:00:53
Did you not watch the game? We had 5 easy chances which we didn't convert. Lingard, Rashford, Greenwood, Pogba and Maguire all should have put them away. I would put yesterday down to very poor finishing and two huge mistakes.

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23 Dec 2019 10:21:52
Serious question - if Ole had not done what he did in 99, would he still have this much support or patience from some fans? I seem to remember Jose and LVG losing support far earlier and quicker despite being far better managers with glittering CVs. To put it simply, The nostalgic rose tinted glasses some fans have towards Ole is masked by what he did as a player. I love him for what he has done as a player, heā€™s a legend. But heā€™s a manager now.

And so he should be judged by the same stick as those before him. The general consensus does seem to be that he is not the right man, but I just donā€™t understand how some are clinging onto the idea we are ā€˜progressingā€™. We are meandering towards mediocrity and if we are not careful the damage will be so deep it will take years to recover. I must admit Iā€™ve never ever been so worried about our future as I am today. The worst thing is that Ole seems to have full support from the powers above. You have two top managers in Allegri and Poch out of a job and we are sitting with our fingers up our arses hoping it will all magically fix itself. Time to wake up and smell the coffee.

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23 Dec 2019 10:46:47
Ole is not a single issue.

- Squad has been mismanaged and left to age and stagnate.
- Poor signings have come and gone leaving a weakened team.
- No clear football strategy and amateurs running the club.

Until the above is sorted EVERY manager will fail.

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23 Dec 2019 11:12:57
He possibly wouldn't Park. Ultimately Ole has a huge amount of good will among the fans (quite rightly) for what he did on the pitch but we're not in a good state.

The club is in a difficult situation, if we sack Solskjaer, it's back to square one. However, if we don't, I think it's clear that we have a manager who isn't cut out for the job. At the moment I think the plan is to get through the next year or two with Solskjaer in charge. Possibly with reduced expectations as we are letting the younger players in the side develop at a more comfortable pace. Then in a year or two we have a more competitive team, which either thrive with Solskjaer or he is moved on and another manager comes in?

Alternative is Solskjaer goes soon and we appoint someone like Poch, Allegri etc who may get more out of the team right away but also might not? Will they want some of the players we have, will we need to switch transfer targets again? Will we actually change the structure of the club to suit a new manager as we have failed to do so with the last 4.

At this moment, I'd give Solskjaer to the end of the season. Do I think he is out of his depth, yes, is he the manager to take us forward to becoming competitive again, no, but the club has mismanaged its way into this situation and I don't think sacking him will help that despite his shortcomings.

League positions and cup runs are one thing, however, my biggest concern with the team at the moment is that we have a former CF as a head coach and none of our forwards can make a half decent run except Greenwood. We also have one of the best CM's of the PL era in our coaching squad and we haven't a clue how to play an effective pass.

The above is basically a long way of saying, the whole club is in a mess and changing manager, players, coaches might help but the main change that needs to happen is in the structure of the club to try to avoid such mismanagement for another 5-10 years.

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23 Dec 2019 12:17:11
Utd Road

He is definitely not the single issue and that is very well documented and understood by all in the fanbase. But what we see on the the pitch in terms of team selection, tactics and performance/ results is solely on Ole. We just lost to the bottom side in the league. That has nothing to do with the owners/ powers above. That is on Ole who spends the week coaching, training and supposedly meant to be improving the players so that they go out on the weekend and put in a performance to beat whoever we play.

RJ

That's a good post mate. Well balanced and thought out and I do agree in parts with you. But I cannot stand the narrative that nobody else would do better than how Ole currently is. We are so so poor and there are many managers who would get more out of this squad on a consistent basis. Yes there are problems at the top and that does need sorting, but the impact of a top manager at a club the size of United should not be underestimated. Liverpool were not exactly thriving before Klopp and look where they are now. Yes there structure has massively helped, but a manager with proven quality and ability has got them to where we all want to bed. But simply put, none of the coaching staff should be here. How a club as big as United has ended up with Ole as manager is beggars belief.

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23 Dec 2019 16:27:12
Park, I agree with your sentiments. Solskjaer is being given time due to his history with the club. I would love him to be a success, but he's shown no signs of improving the team. And more so, as I've been saying for some time, Carrick and Phelan are not up to the job either. The whole coaching staff are not of the required standard.
United Road, I take your points, however, we are on the same points total as Newcastle, are we seriously suggesting joelinton, Cameron and Carroll are the same level as Martial, rashford Greenwood and James, or the Newcastle midfield and defence st the same level as United's? I think our team has underperformed massively this year, we have not got enough to challenge, but we certainly have enough to be at the same level as leicester and chelsea. Only reason we're not, is Solskjaer and his two coaches. They are all clueless.

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23 Dec 2019 16:29:26
Until a DoF and a restructure up above us done we could have Pep, Klopp and Fergie in the dugout and we would flounder.
Poor recruitment and strategy are to blame, Ole is not the ideal manager either but he is and a lot players are simply not good enough.
As per my post yday, change will breed more instability, why we should've stuck by the LVG > Allegri plan, and Ole has bought 3 players, all good signings imo and needs by us and the club to be allowed to have Jan and the summer to continue the long needed transition.
The club have found a man in Ole who can transition the club without fans on their or his back and hopefully he can bring in the right players if only to hand over to someone who can then take us on.

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23 Dec 2019 18:38:42
Park3Lung, I totally agree mate. Many posters on here would say that we would not take Steve Bruce, Roy Keane, Mark Hughes or Gordon Strachan. All were great United Players, but rubbish managers. Why is OLE any different.

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23 Dec 2019 18:54:29
WRD

Seriously, you think ā€œthe club have found a man in Ole who can transition the club without fans on their or his backā€?

The longer this goes on the greater the risks and if we miss out on proper managers whilst this farce continues the club would deserve the mess.

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23 Dec 2019 20:04:17
Top post AAA I couldnā€™t agree more.

Cantona - I agree mate. At the end of the day Ole is Ole the player, he is now Ole the manager. Itā€™s his job to sort these boys out and get the playing at the standard which is expected at this club. If he canā€™t do it, which in all honesty itā€™s obvious he cannot, then he must go. You could give him 10 more windows and we wouldnā€™t be challenging.

WRD - whilst I agree changing and sacking managers can breed instability, sometimes keeping someone longer than their sell by date is even more damaging than keeping them. What we are seeing is not a transition, itā€™s a decline. Transition means there is change but there is a way to a bigger plan or objective. You can see the steps that must be taken to get to where you want to be. I cannot see any steps, progress or signs of what we are trying to do, and even worse, where we want to be. We are leaderless, rudderless and disgraceful at the minute. Red man is right, keeping him increases the risk of losing out on a top manager. We will be in the wilderness for years if that happens. I agree managers need time, but they donā€™t when they are clearly the wrong fit and choice for the club.

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23 Dec 2019 23:15:51
Not here to bash anyone and I respect everyone's opinions on here. All I want is consistency from posters. So those bashing Ole, we all no that the inevitable will happen, but I will like that you'll bash him when we win also and not only when the side loses a game. be consistent okšŸ˜.

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24 Dec 2019 10:37:15
St Lucia - bash Ole when he wins? I don't really know what you are trying to say but nobody on this thread has said anything that is not backed up by reason or evidence as to what they have been seeing. When Ole got us the wins against Spurs and City, many posters including myself, praised him but were aware that those wins only papered over the cracks. So just because we criticise now does not mean we are 'inconsistent'. It seems if you say anything negative about Ole then the 'OleIn' brigade will jump all over you. It is so odd tbh. Ask any united fan and of course they want Ole to succeed but it is quite clear and obvious he does not have the ability to do so. Anyway merry xmas and here is to a better 2020 for United.

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24 Dec 2019 12:54:44
Am definitely not part of the Ole in brigade. I personally want him gone (sooner the better) cuz his ideology is stuck in the past. All he talks about is his days under Sir Alex. What worked for Sir Alex back then doesn't mean it will work now, plus Ole doesn't have the necessary skill set to implement Sir Alex's methods. All this talk of the past is why we're stuck in this rut. We need a forward thinking manager and forward thinking board.

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23 Dec 2019 07:57:15
Man oh Man.
Where do you start?
Since becoming manager full time ole has only won 7% of games where we havnt scored a penalty.
His team, his tactics, his formations bare little ir no fruit.
10 points from 30 against bottom half teams. This season, yet we try the same things over and over again. It's like grounding day.

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23 Dec 2019 09:09:19
Ken - I'm sick of analysing this Utd team or making excuses let's just agree they are absolutely rubbish.

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23 Dec 2019 09:20:31
DLIB, and the manager? Do we agree on that he is rubbish too?

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23 Dec 2019 09:31:18
Dlib. Ole would struggle with the tactics of putting together a 12 piece jigsaw puzzel for under 5's.

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23 Dec 2019 10:03:48
Ole has lost more EPL games than Tim Sherwood.

This isnā€™t a rebuild or a reset. Itā€™s a persistent march to mediocrity. The club need to admit they made a mistake, and do what they should have done last season: hire a DoF and complementary manager, and replace the entire recruitment team.

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23 Dec 2019 10:10:29
Players arenā€™t great but theyā€™re not as bad as what we are seeing. The manager is painfully out of his depth and itā€™s clear the players arenā€™t being coached properly. You could give ole 10 years and we still wouldnā€™t challenge. Anyway merry Xmas to you all and I hope the new year brings some new hope and enjoyment for us as supporters. Iā€™m not holding my breathe šŸ˜‚.

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23 Dec 2019 10:18:25
Like a lot of us I was delighted after the Spurs and City games. I posted the day after the City game the big test would be the 4 Xmas games . could the players see that 4th place could be in reach, even if we were off the pace by 1 or 2 points, would they now impose themselves . I think we ve seen the answer in last 2 games and with a revitalised Newcastle and then a probable fiesty scrappy derby v Burnley who will see us as there for the taking we will likely be well and truly stuck in 8th or 9th with the feel good factor disappearing with the Xmas decorations. i'm afraid Ole s comments are fast becoming the same as Juan Matas. for the last 3 years. "the lads are disappointed but. blah blah blah"

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23 Dec 2019 10:48:17
Ole should be doing be better but donā€™t kid yourselves a new manager will fix anything.

We need signings and a football management structure in place ASAP!

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23 Dec 2019 16:35:36
Ken and Park, you're spot on. The coaching is shocking. And this team is nowhere near as bad as people are making out. We should be comfortably in the top 4. Instead, we're slipping towards the bottom half of the table, and still, many on here can't see the worrying slide. Players are not always to blame, the manager and coaching staff are to blame.
Question, put our players in the hands of Pep, Klopp, Rodgers and even Chris Wilder, do you honestly believe these same players will still be on 25 points alongside Newcastle? Anyone who still think that Solskjaer is the answer are kidding themselves.

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23 Dec 2019 19:03:24
I think Chris wilder has done a fantastic job at Sheffield United even though not much is expected of him with the blades he wouldn't do any worse than ole IMO.

But for me phelan McKenna and Carrick have as much to blame. Especially phelan his track record is awful in recent times with regards to his last few jobs. Carrick massively inexperienced to be alongside another rookie in mkenna and ole.

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23 Dec 2019 05:37:39
Emotions are running high as would be expected after such an abject performance. Playing against the worst team in the league we simply didnā€™t show up, didnā€™t press, didnā€™t harrie, didnā€™t have energy, a very flat and poor performance. However, the ā€˜we are an average teamā€™, ā€˜our players are poorā€™, and ā€˜Ole outā€™ refrains are perhaps not accurate.

We play well against the top teams, we are right up there in the top 6 league and the displays against Spurs and City show what we are capable of. Yet put us up against an ā€˜averageā€™ team and we look bereft of ideas. But is that true? The biggest difference I have seen in games against top vs ā€˜averageā€™ teams is one of application, energy, passion, and commitment. That isnā€™t about physical attributes, or playing badly, or ability, that is a mental issue that needs to be urgently addressed. Against City we pressed them, chased them, broke at pace, and left them floundering for the first 45 minutes. Liverpool struggled against us, the only team who has taken points off them this season. Yet against Bournemouth we looked disinterested and lethargic, same today. These are the same players, this is not about quality, this is about mentality.

Is this down to Ole? Probably. Did Jose have the same issue? Yes he did. Do I have any idea how to solve it? Absolutely not.

Ole has shown himself to be tactically astute on occasions, but then against Watford (and other lower teams) he seems to have no idea how to change things. I love the average age of the team. I love that Lukaku and Sanchez have left, I love watching us when we are on fire, but the inconsistency is driving me potty.

DDG is on borrowed time for me, this is the second season when he has looked decidedly dodgy. Lindelof is unconvincing, Maguire has not had the impact we hoped he would (has he had any impact? ), James drifts in and out of games, Jesse has energy but not much else, and Martial is a passenger for 95% of the time.

4th place is there for the taking, even 3rd in what is a poor league with only 2 stand out teams. That means we should be able to experiment and integrate some youth whilst still competing yet we look bereft of ideas against anyone other than the top 6.

Iā€™m at a loss, I think this team is good enough to be 3rd but inconsistency around attitude and commitment is killing us.

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{Ed047's Note - seriously, you guys can write all the long stories you like but you are a poor team.

I donā€™t speak from strength as an Arsenal supporter but how many excuses are you going to make about this side.

I seriously would want but maybe two of them at a push in my side.

When Arsenal were languishing this far behind you when you were last winning titles did you think no actually they are quality, our usual 2 players away from being great, no Iā€™m sure you didnā€™t.

The squad is just so poor AJH, miles away with a hopeless manager who gets it right on occasion as have other mid table managers.

We are both as sorrowfully bad as each other and you can big up players after a decent game or constantly believe someone like Martial is going to do it, but itā€™s not happening.

23 Dec 2019 06:27:50
I put it down to attitude. I think there's to many who think there to good and when they play lesser teams they think they don't have to turn up, yet when you play the bigger teams they perform well.

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23 Dec 2019 06:58:12
The club needs to stop this utter baloney of a culture reset under this Manager. We are heading in a direction that no one knows whether it will be the right one. We are letting a totally failed manager give direction to one of the worlds biggest clubs, then wonder why yesterday happened. Reset is needed, start by reviewing the present direction and immediately make logical not sentimental decisions over the capabilities of the tactically inept manager.

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23 Dec 2019 07:33:54
OLE has no clue when it comes to trying something different, he just can't get over 4-2-3-1. One-dimensional approach won't last long with average players at his helm, Pogba is the only world class talent we have who showed that last night and he deserves to leave and play for a better club (slate him as much as you want but he is World Class) .

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23 Dec 2019 08:17:36
I didn't get the chance the see the game yesterday as I'm away for a couple of weeks, so I followed the BBC text commentary, the amount of comments about the poor quality of the passing was overwhelming. These are technical basics. I saw an interview recently, I can't remember from who, but they mentioned that football basics are not covered in training as they are meant to be a given. We have players who for some reason are very short on the basic technical aspects of football. After the Everton game Old said he instructed the players to play with pace, one or two touches then pass, but they lingered on the ball, he believes it's about time and the players learning, but I just think they do not have the ability to play that way consistently. The big side performances seem to see players pushing beyond (their passing is still rather poor, but they show more fight) .

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23 Dec 2019 09:01:02
Liverpool fan in peace guys. Really don't know where you guys get this world class tag for pogba from. From outside looking in he seems to be the root of the problem at Manchester United. Both he and his agent have on more than one occasion disrespected your club. He has created a divide in the playing staff which can be traced back to Jose's time. Players like mctominay etc might never had his ability but you can rest assure he will leave everything he has out on the pitch. How often has the world class pogba done this? . To me a world class player rallies the troops when things are down or who grabs a game by the scruff of the neck when its slipping away from you. Pogba might have world class ability but he rarely brings it for Manchester United. Come to think about i actually don't think he ever wanted a return to United and when he didn't get his move to madrid he seen the chance of a big payday.

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23 Dec 2019 09:39:39
Redmick. Most don't think he is world class. Just the odd one.

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23 Dec 2019 10:31:19
Ed, I did point out half of our first team arenā€™t doing it right now. Irrespective of how good or bad we are, the difference in effort and application is unacceptable.

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23 Dec 2019 10:52:48
Lingard is world class :)

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