22 Aug 2026 13:19:48
Decent team selection, and strong bench
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22 Aug 2026 13:24:57
But Rashford… ?
But Rashford… ?
22 Aug 2026 13:25:34
Indeed
Indeed
22 Aug 2026 13:25:55
Still have Amad and Baleba to add
Still have Amad and Baleba to add
22 Aug 2026 13:28:40
Amad injured
Amad injured
22 Aug 2026 13:29:20
Paddy McNair! Still playing
Paddy McNair! Still playing
22 Aug 2026 13:29:31
Rashford with the number 9 , ridiculous
Rashford with the number 9 , ridiculous
22 Aug 2026 13:30:02
Agree
Agree
22 Aug 2026 13:30:44
I still think he'll leave it's a game of chicken. And who the hell is this muppet on the loudspeaker in the ground??
I still think he'll leave it's a game of chicken. And who the hell is this muppet on the loudspeaker in the ground??
22 Aug 2026 13:30:46
Hi everyone , another season starts
Hi everyone , another season starts
22 Aug 2026 13:30:59
Agree AJH loony
Agree AJH loony
22 Aug 2026 13:32:13
That should be my new user name
That should be my new user name
22 Aug 2026 13:32:43
Loony or muppet?
Loony or muppet?
22 Aug 2026 13:33:37
Hello and welcome to a new season from Oz! Nice early game means I am not up at stupid o’clock!
Hello and welcome to a new season from Oz! Nice early game means I am not up at stupid o’clock!
22 Aug 2026 13:33:55
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22 Aug 2026 13:34:38
Hi Keefy
Hi Keefy
22 Aug 2026 13:34:54
Looney Muppet
Looney Muppet
22 Aug 2026 13:35:01
Think am on delay
Think am on delay
22 Aug 2026 13:35:13
Keefster
Keefster
22 Aug 2026 13:35:39
Me too Red Man
Me too Red Man
22 Aug 2026 13:36:02
TNT here
TNT here
22 Aug 2026 13:36:30
HBO and looks like 30 to 40 seconds
HBO and looks like 30 to 40 seconds
22 Aug 2026 13:36:35
Happy new year sh#t heads
Happy new year sh#t heads
22 Aug 2026 13:36:48
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?
22 Aug 2026 13:37:01
Fire Stick ?
Fire Stick ?
22 Aug 2026 13:41:06
Their coach is a fiery character
Their coach is a fiery character
22 Aug 2026 13:43:42
Save
Save
22 Aug 2026 13:44:20
Good hit
Good hit
22 Aug 2026 13:44:57
Good save too
Good save too
22 Aug 2026 13:45:38
Close
Close
22 Aug 2026 13:46:06
It’s his job ?
It’s his job ?
22 Aug 2026 13:46:59
Close again
Close again
22 Aug 2026 13:47:24
Bollox
Bollox
22 Aug 2026 13:47:28
1 nil.. unlucky lammens
1 nil.. unlucky lammens
22 Aug 2026 13:48:09
Embarrassing tbh
Embarrassing tbh
22 Aug 2026 13:48:22
Carrick out!
Carrick out!
22 Aug 2026 13:48:43
??
??
22 Aug 2026 13:48:46
They could have scored twice before that
They could have scored twice before that
22 Aug 2026 13:50:01
Maguire had hold of Mbuemo ??♂️
Maguire had hold of Mbuemo ??♂️
22 Aug 2026 13:50:34
Relegation battle already
Relegation battle already
22 Aug 2026 13:50:37
Despite the goal, it's good to have a decent keeper again.
Despite the goal, it's good to have a decent keeper again.
22 Aug 2026 13:50:39
It was maz i don't know what he was at?
It was maz i don't know what he was at?
22 Aug 2026 13:50:58
Yep both left the man to mark themselves
Yep both left the man to mark themselves
22 Aug 2026 13:51:26
Thought lammens was unlucky there it was a good initial save
Thought lammens was unlucky there it was a good initial save
22 Aug 2026 13:51:51
Great reactions.
Great reactions.
22 Aug 2026 13:51:59
Unlucky.
Unlucky.
22 Aug 2026 13:52:20
Well this is an absolutely shocking start
Well this is an absolutely shocking start
22 Aug 2026 13:52:35
We are passing the ball backwards on a goal kick now!
We are passing the ball backwards on a goal kick now!
22 Aug 2026 13:52:59
I don’t understand why United play at such a slow pace.
I don’t understand why United play at such a slow pace.
22 Aug 2026 13:53:31
Because we have very few fast players
Because we have very few fast players
22 Aug 2026 13:54:21
You don’t need to be fast to play the ball quickly.
You don’t need to be fast to play the ball quickly.
22 Aug 2026 13:56:48
Dorgu is looking totally lost out there
Dorgu is looking totally lost out there
22 Aug 2026 13:57:52
To be fair, most of them look lost at the moment
To be fair, most of them look lost at the moment
22 Aug 2026 13:58:53
Agree u 4 life
Agree u 4 life
22 Aug 2026 13:59:21
Bad miss there from him
Bad miss there from him
22 Aug 2026 14:00:39
Did we have a pre season?
Did we have a pre season?
22 Aug 2026 14:00:43
Hull look more likely to get a second. Our back line scares me
Hull look more likely to get a second. Our back line scares me
22 Aug 2026 14:01:54
It’s coming across like a cup game against a lower league club where the so called big team thought it would be easy. And it’s not.
It’s coming across like a cup game against a lower league club where the so called big team thought it would be easy. And it’s not.
22 Aug 2026 14:02:14
Our CM is soft and they look quicker to the ball all over the pitch
Our CM is soft and they look quicker to the ball all over the pitch
22 Aug 2026 14:02:59
We are letting them play how they want, letting them get crosses in
We are letting them play how they want, letting them get crosses in
22 Aug 2026 14:03:49
Not sure Dorgu is a good enough winger for this level. Yet. He might be in the future.
Not sure Dorgu is a good enough winger for this level. Yet. He might be in the future.
22 Aug 2026 14:04:39
He is having a mare fallguy.
He is having a mare fallguy.
22 Aug 2026 14:05:05
Is Bruno playing
Is Bruno playing
22 Aug 2026 14:05:07
Dorgu's going to be the first to be taken off - he's not a winger
Dorgu's going to be the first to be taken off - he's not a winger
22 Aug 2026 14:05:14
Yeah playing terribly. Rashford might come in start of second half!
Yeah playing terribly. Rashford might come in start of second half!
22 Aug 2026 14:05:15
Hes one of those players that never seems to have control of the ball.
Hes one of those players that never seems to have control of the ball.
22 Aug 2026 14:06:01
Technically deficient
Technically deficient
22 Aug 2026 14:06:33
So you could argue why is he anywhere near the starting 11 of a club looking to challenge
So you could argue why is he anywhere near the starting 11 of a club looking to challenge
22 Aug 2026 14:07:07
Mbuemo looks a lot sharper than he did in the later part of last season.
Mbuemo looks a lot sharper than he did in the later part of last season.
22 Aug 2026 14:07:24
Just standing off letting them get crosses in
Just standing off letting them get crosses in
22 Aug 2026 14:07:41
The afcon screwed him last season
The afcon screwed him last season
22 Aug 2026 14:07:53
Game over
Game over
22 Aug 2026 14:08:05
And done
And done
22 Aug 2026 14:08:07
Jesus ?
Jesus ?
22 Aug 2026 14:08:41
This is beyond ridiculous
This is beyond ridiculous
22 Aug 2026 14:09:21
Cue the club panic buying some 35 year old previous world class player at an inflated cost.
Cue the club panic buying some 35 year old previous world class player at an inflated cost.
22 Aug 2026 14:09:32
Poor
Poor
22 Aug 2026 14:09:39
We seem to start every season as a championship team!! I can't understand what happens between pre season and the first game
We seem to start every season as a championship team!! I can't understand what happens between pre season and the first game
22 Aug 2026 14:10:07
Any team starting harry maguire, luke shaw and patrick dorgu has no chance to win this league
Any team starting harry maguire, luke shaw and patrick dorgu has no chance to win this league
22 Aug 2026 14:10:08
Waited all close season for this. V disappointing
Waited all close season for this. V disappointing
22 Aug 2026 14:10:08
The last pre season game wasn’t any better sadly.
The last pre season game wasn’t any better sadly.
22 Aug 2026 14:10:34
We haven't string together one coordinated attack. And we are defending like school boys
We haven't string together one coordinated attack. And we are defending like school boys
22 Aug 2026 14:11:15
Are we the newly promoted here?
Are we the newly promoted here?
22 Aug 2026 14:11:24
My dead gran could play better than Dorgu.
My dead gran could play better than Dorgu.
22 Aug 2026 14:12:00
Based on xg hull shouldve come 22nd in the championship last season
Based on xg hull shouldve come 22nd in the championship last season
22 Aug 2026 14:12:02
If we had Mourinho, dorgu would have been substituted by now
If we had Mourinho, dorgu would have been substituted by now
22 Aug 2026 14:12:39
Eddie Howe is waiting by his phone! LOL
Eddie Howe is waiting by his phone! LOL
22 Aug 2026 14:12:39
Need a goal before half time
Need a goal before half time
22 Aug 2026 14:12:43
It’s okay. It’s a normal United performance against a “lesser team”.
It’s okay. It’s a normal United performance against a “lesser team”.
22 Aug 2026 14:13:00
I said earlier in the week that Hull could cause us problems with set-pieces.
I said earlier in the week that Hull could cause us problems with set-pieces.
22 Aug 2026 14:13:01
Exactly - at the very least there need to be changes at H-T.
Exactly - at the very least there need to be changes at H-T.
22 Aug 2026 14:13:07
I'd be surprised if we see Dorgu in the 2nd half.
I'd be surprised if we see Dorgu in the 2nd half.
22 Aug 2026 14:13:24
I wouldn't be. We are very soft
I wouldn't be. We are very soft
22 Aug 2026 14:13:26
Getting mauled by the tigers, you’re getting mauled by the tigers
Getting mauled by the tigers, you’re getting mauled by the tigers
22 Aug 2026 14:13:38
But I hope better sense prevails
But I hope better sense prevails
22 Aug 2026 14:13:44
Hey shappy. Awfully quiet in the WhatsApp group buddy
Hey shappy. Awfully quiet in the WhatsApp group buddy
22 Aug 2026 14:13:58
Why are we waiting for half time to make a change
Why are we waiting for half time to make a change
22 Aug 2026 14:14:06
We’ve had all preseason and our attacking tactic is get it out wide right and drilled it low and hard into the box
We’ve had all preseason and our attacking tactic is get it out wide right and drilled it low and hard into the box
22 Aug 2026 14:14:20
The manager doesn’t want to upset anybody
The manager doesn’t want to upset anybody
22 Aug 2026 14:14:29
Good tactic that 2tom
Good tactic that 2tom
22 Aug 2026 14:14:34
And with that drilled in, there is no one ever at the first post for it
And with that drilled in, there is no one ever at the first post for it
22 Aug 2026 14:14:48
So not sure what's the point
So not sure what's the point
22 Aug 2026 14:15:07
Wow what a header!!
Wow what a header!!
22 Aug 2026 14:15:30
From 6 yards away, he managed to miss by 10 yards
From 6 yards away, he managed to miss by 10 yards
22 Aug 2026 14:15:33
This is partly why they need a new striker. Nobody in the box.
This is partly why they need a new striker. Nobody in the box.
22 Aug 2026 14:16:07
I’ve a question. Rashford starts for à la liga winning Barca team, but is behind a left back in Dorgu at United. What’s the thoughts behind that?
I’ve a question. Rashford starts for à la liga winning Barca team, but is behind a left back in Dorgu at United. What’s the thoughts behind that?
22 Aug 2026 14:16:26
Neither Rashford or Sesko have had any pre season minutes
Neither Rashford or Sesko have had any pre season minutes
22 Aug 2026 14:16:42
Ah okay ??
Ah okay ??
22 Aug 2026 14:17:01
Benny, Rashford shouldn’t be in the squad
Benny, Rashford shouldn’t be in the squad
22 Aug 2026 14:17:09
Shouldn’t even be there
Shouldn’t even be there
22 Aug 2026 14:17:20
No I agree Redman. But he’s more useful that Dorgu surely ?
No I agree Redman. But he’s more useful that Dorgu surely ?
22 Aug 2026 14:17:45
Shouldn’t even be an option
Shouldn’t even be an option
22 Aug 2026 14:17:46
If there are no changes at half time, it tells you all you need to know about Carrick.
If there are no changes at half time, it tells you all you need to know about Carrick.
22 Aug 2026 14:17:49
What made Dorgu effective last season was that he played as a winger and had a striker looking to get on the end of crosses. I have no idea why he’s playing so centrally, or why Cunha is the central striker
What made Dorgu effective last season was that he played as a winger and had a striker looking to get on the end of crosses. I have no idea why he’s playing so centrally, or why Cunha is the central striker
22 Aug 2026 14:17:56
No not with his attitude
No not with his attitude
22 Aug 2026 14:18:27
That was terrible, absolutely terrible
That was terrible, absolutely terrible
22 Aug 2026 14:18:34
Only Tielmans played decent. Rest all different levels of crap
Only Tielmans played decent. Rest all different levels of crap
22 Aug 2026 14:18:47
That good RM
That good RM
22 Aug 2026 14:19:16
Rashford hat trick incoming...
Rashford hat trick incoming...
22 Aug 2026 14:19:34
Get rash on
Get rash on
22 Aug 2026 14:19:45
While we were all discussing and fighting over new signings, we fought we had Carrick. Same game as the last season.
While we were all discussing and fighting over new signings, we fought we had Carrick. Same game as the last season.
22 Aug 2026 14:19:48
Hull making us look like the newly promoted side
Hull making us look like the newly promoted side
22 Aug 2026 14:20:00
Agreed. Rashford the only one there with any proper silverware. Need the leaders and natural winners on
Agreed. Rashford the only one there with any proper silverware. Need the leaders and natural winners on
22 Aug 2026 14:20:01
*eck Rashford
*eck Rashford
22 Aug 2026 14:20:05
Danny, we played with Mbuemo up top all pre-season until Milan. And looked decent. Don't understand it.
Danny, we played with Mbuemo up top all pre-season until Milan. And looked decent. Don't understand it.
22 Aug 2026 14:20:49
They look nervy and disorganised. We should have been out of the traps yet passed it around slowly like prime ETH
They look nervy and disorganised. We should have been out of the traps yet passed it around slowly like prime ETH
22 Aug 2026 14:20:59
Bored with this season already
Bored with this season already
22 Aug 2026 14:21:04
Mbeumo upfront is ok against teams tbat
Mbeumo upfront is ok against teams tbat
22 Aug 2026 14:21:12
Get rash on
Get rash on
22 Aug 2026 14:21:59
Rashford is the toxicity the team really needs
Rashford is the toxicity the team really needs
22 Aug 2026 14:22:08
Treble looks unlikely I guess
Treble looks unlikely I guess
22 Aug 2026 14:22:15
Cunha is much more effective out wide.
Cunha is much more effective out wide.
22 Aug 2026 14:22:20
Okay RM ?
Okay RM ?
22 Aug 2026 14:22:42
Fizz Hull treble looks possible
Fizz Hull treble looks possible
22 Aug 2026 14:23:11
Interesting to see if Carrick is decisive. That was awful, changes needed immediately
Interesting to see if Carrick is decisive. That was awful, changes needed immediately
22 Aug 2026 14:23:14
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22 Aug 2026 14:23:39
Carrick has a habit of being slow to change things - there should be several changes at half-time.
Carrick has a habit of being slow to change things - there should be several changes at half-time.
22 Aug 2026 14:23:45
Be practical lads. As long as he's here we may as well utilise him. Especially when we're 2-0 down at Hull.
Be practical lads. As long as he's here we may as well utilise him. Especially when we're 2-0 down at Hull.
22 Aug 2026 14:23:59
Let's see ajh..I think he will. Dorgu may as well come off
Let's see ajh..I think he will. Dorgu may as well come off
22 Aug 2026 14:24:18
Nou, he's class, exactly what we need
Nou, he's class, exactly what we need
22 Aug 2026 14:24:40
Please no
Please no
22 Aug 2026 14:25:26
Well this is bad. Need Sesko on I feel. We're set up for counter attack. And I'd bring Licha on at half time too. Mainly the issue is intensity
Well this is bad. Need Sesko on I feel. We're set up for counter attack. And I'd bring Licha on at half time too. Mainly the issue is intensity
22 Aug 2026 14:25:32
Middlesbrough fans all said that Carrick is limited. Has one plan and doesn’t want to or know how to try something else.
Middlesbrough fans all said that Carrick is limited. Has one plan and doesn’t want to or know how to try something else.
22 Aug 2026 14:25:42
As long as they don't renew his contract if he does get a hat trick, Angel ?
As long as they don't renew his contract if he does get a hat trick, Angel ?
22 Aug 2026 14:25:56
Give carrick the pen. Let him write any number he wants. We are back baby
Give carrick the pen. Let him write any number he wants. We are back baby
22 Aug 2026 14:26:10
Well we aren’t getting any new attackers so might as well use rashford.
Well we aren’t getting any new attackers so might as well use rashford.
22 Aug 2026 14:26:14
Rashford warming up, lovely
Rashford warming up, lovely
22 Aug 2026 14:26:20
Good
Good
22 Aug 2026 14:26:34
Good player Rashford. Should be captain
Good player Rashford. Should be captain
22 Aug 2026 14:26:36
Spot on donred
Spot on donred
22 Aug 2026 14:28:02
Carrick has posters of Slot I heard. 0 intensity that first half.
Carrick has posters of Slot I heard. 0 intensity that first half.
22 Aug 2026 14:28:13
People have no idea what a bad egg does to the spirit , If Rashford scores hope it helps sell him. There is a reason no one wants to buy him and it isn’t salary
People have no idea what a bad egg does to the spirit , If Rashford scores hope it helps sell him. There is a reason no one wants to buy him and it isn’t salary
22 Aug 2026 14:28:35
?
?
22 Aug 2026 14:28:58
Sesko on bench?
Sesko on bench?
22 Aug 2026 14:29:07
Dorgu cunha been useless today so far I hope either or both are hooked at half time
Dorgu cunha been useless today so far I hope either or both are hooked at half time
22 Aug 2026 14:29:11
Think he might get 4 actually....
Think he might get 4 actually....
22 Aug 2026 14:29:15
Yes nev
Yes nev
22 Aug 2026 14:29:44
Cunha left mbuemo right sesko up top, replace dorgu
Cunha left mbuemo right sesko up top, replace dorgu
22 Aug 2026 14:29:55
Have no one up front fs
Have no one up front fs
22 Aug 2026 14:29:55
**** Tumbleweed!
**** Tumbleweed!
22 Aug 2026 14:30:15
Rm you haven't a clue about Rashford and what sort of egg he is ?
Rm you haven't a clue about Rashford and what sort of egg he is ?
22 Aug 2026 14:30:35
Not sure why my comment got censored - I was saying I agree Ken!
Not sure why my comment got censored - I was saying I agree Ken!
22 Aug 2026 14:31:12
Maybe a typo u4l
Maybe a typo u4l
22 Aug 2026 14:31:16
Would like both Dorgu and Cunha to be replaced
Would like both Dorgu and Cunha to be replaced
22 Aug 2026 14:31:22
angel, you love Rash and won’t see any wrong in anything he does
angel, you love Rash and won’t see any wrong in anything he does
22 Aug 2026 14:31:39
Cunha needs a chance on the left
Cunha needs a chance on the left
22 Aug 2026 14:31:54
remove dorgu absolute dog shi.t
remove dorgu absolute dog shi.t
22 Aug 2026 14:31:57
I hope does score 3. Just for the craic ?
I hope does score 3. Just for the craic ?
22 Aug 2026 14:32:17
Benny, remind me where you lot finished last year
Benny, remind me where you lot finished last year
22 Aug 2026 14:32:18
I don't care who scores
I don't care who scores
22 Aug 2026 14:32:19
Yeh same
Yeh same
22 Aug 2026 14:32:29
He will come off for rashford
He will come off for rashford
22 Aug 2026 14:32:48
It’s a bad day when Rashford is coming on. Hopefully he does okay and attracts a buyer.
It’s a bad day when Rashford is coming on. Hopefully he does okay and attracts a buyer.
22 Aug 2026 14:33:01
same keefy
same keefy
22 Aug 2026 14:33:15
We are playing crap as a team. But most of the discussion is about Rashford ?. I am hoping he leaves too, but right now I think we need to figure out of we can salvage something out of this. At least a decent performance in the second half
We are playing crap as a team. But most of the discussion is about Rashford ?. I am hoping he leaves too, but right now I think we need to figure out of we can salvage something out of this. At least a decent performance in the second half
22 Aug 2026 14:33:32
Wow. You’d think rashford murdered someone.
Wow. You’d think rashford murdered someone.
22 Aug 2026 14:33:48
Having said that I agree with Ken, dont care who scores!
Having said that I agree with Ken, dont care who scores!
22 Aug 2026 14:33:49
That shirts absolute ✊?
That shirts absolute ✊?
22 Aug 2026 14:34:05
Realistically, he has no future at the club. But if he can do a job in the meantime.
Realistically, he has no future at the club. But if he can do a job in the meantime.
22 Aug 2026 14:34:13
Im not a fan but team comes 1st certainly above my preferences
Im not a fan but team comes 1st certainly above my preferences
22 Aug 2026 14:34:24
Need 3 points idc who scores
Need 3 points idc who scores
22 Aug 2026 14:35:08
Won’t be getting 3 points today. I just hope for some improvement in performance
Won’t be getting 3 points today. I just hope for some improvement in performance
22 Aug 2026 14:35:31
I wouldn't give up on it Fallguy. Up the intensity and see what happens
I wouldn't give up on it Fallguy. Up the intensity and see what happens
22 Aug 2026 14:36:39
He gave up years ago don
He gave up years ago don
22 Aug 2026 14:36:46
Maybe they can score 2. But can they keep hull out?
Maybe they can score 2. But can they keep hull out?
22 Aug 2026 14:37:12
Not sure what goes thro the managers head not starting a striker
Not sure what goes thro the managers head not starting a striker
22 Aug 2026 14:37:43
Guess he had no choice. Only one striker on the books and he’s not players for months.
Guess he had no choice. Only one striker on the books and he’s not players for months.
22 Aug 2026 14:38:16
Not at all?
Not at all?
22 Aug 2026 14:38:40
Nope. Sesko has been out since may I think.
Nope. Sesko has been out since may I think.
22 Aug 2026 14:39:21
Nobody been worse than bruno today's assist from dorgu
Nobody been worse than bruno today's assist from dorgu
22 Aug 2026 14:39:46
Apart from
Apart from
22 Aug 2026 14:40:07
Blimey but this has been a long season already
Blimey but this has been a long season already
22 Aug 2026 14:40:16
His legs gone or he always been that slow?
His legs gone or he always been that slow?
22 Aug 2026 14:40:28
In pre season the team actually looked better before all the big names came back. Granted they were La
In pre season the team actually looked better before all the big names came back. Granted they were La
22 Aug 2026 14:40:42
Well the choice was they decided not to strengthen before the season started and we still don’t know if they will buy a striker. Suggestions they won’t buy one. Like I said over the last few weeks we have taken this and Ipswich for granted
Well the choice was they decided not to strengthen before the season started and we still don’t know if they will buy a striker. Suggestions they won’t buy one. Like I said over the last few weeks we have taken this and Ipswich for granted
22 Aug 2026 14:41:12
Who nev,
Who nev,
22 Aug 2026 14:41:14
Screws my fantasy team up. Had 3 United players in there!
Screws my fantasy team up. Had 3 United players in there!
22 Aug 2026 14:41:21
Bruno
Bruno
22 Aug 2026 14:41:42
Not fit
Not fit
22 Aug 2026 14:42:10
Cannot say that Nev Bruno must be worshiped
Cannot say that Nev Bruno must be worshiped
22 Aug 2026 14:42:57
Completely over worshiped
Completely over worshiped
22 Aug 2026 14:43:08
I’d take Tielmans off for Mainoo
I’d take Tielmans off for Mainoo
22 Aug 2026 14:43:21
Rashfords really changed the game since coming on
Rashfords really changed the game since coming on
22 Aug 2026 14:44:08
Tielmans and Santos been poor
Tielmans and Santos been poor
22 Aug 2026 14:44:18
Aye. Amazeballs ?
Aye. Amazeballs ?
22 Aug 2026 14:44:26
Take them a while
Take them a while
22 Aug 2026 14:44:29
Do we reckon Bruno could be off before the end of the window?
Do we reckon Bruno could be off before the end of the window?
22 Aug 2026 14:44:31
Bruno needs taking off for mainoo not teilemens
Bruno needs taking off for mainoo not teilemens
22 Aug 2026 14:45:10
Can’t take Bruno off. He had the second most assists ever last season.
Can’t take Bruno off. He had the second most assists ever last season.
22 Aug 2026 14:45:19
Bruno has been super casual. Not at all what the captain should be doing
Bruno has been super casual. Not at all what the captain should be doing
22 Aug 2026 14:45:40
Bruno doesn’t look committed tbh
Bruno doesn’t look committed tbh
22 Aug 2026 14:45:49
He's been really poor today
He's been really poor today
22 Aug 2026 14:45:56
Need 1 to change the game
Need 1 to change the game
22 Aug 2026 14:47:20
Hull play really good football tbf. Did they win the championship I can’t remember
Hull play really good football tbf. Did they win the championship I can’t remember
22 Aug 2026 14:47:37
Not even close
Not even close
22 Aug 2026 14:47:44
They got in by default
They got in by default
22 Aug 2026 14:48:00
What do you mean nev?
What do you mean nev?
22 Aug 2026 14:49:24
That's a poor ball by Tielmans
That's a poor ball by Tielmans
22 Aug 2026 14:49:30
They beat middlesbrough in the final, but mboro got through as soton got removed for spying on the training, so not exactly by default
They beat middlesbrough in the final, but mboro got through as soton got removed for spying on the training, so not exactly by default
22 Aug 2026 14:49:46
Tielmans is having a shocker of a game
Tielmans is having a shocker of a game
22 Aug 2026 14:50:17
If someone gets expelled for cheating then nobody has got anything by default
If someone gets expelled for cheating then nobody has got anything by default
22 Aug 2026 14:50:30
No i was mistaken tw
No i was mistaken tw
22 Aug 2026 14:50:33
Tactical errors by our manager, we are letting them put cross after cross in
Tactical errors by our manager, we are letting them put cross after cross in
22 Aug 2026 14:50:36
If you watch Bruno off the ball, he’s hardly trying.
If you watch Bruno off the ball, he’s hardly trying.
22 Aug 2026 14:50:45
Getting shown up in every department.
Getting shown up in every department.
22 Aug 2026 14:50:50
soton shouldve played hull in the playoff fimal but they were expelled
soton shouldve played hull in the playoff fimal but they were expelled
22 Aug 2026 14:51:14
Bruno has been our worst player today after dorgu
Bruno has been our worst player today after dorgu
22 Aug 2026 14:51:29
And rightly so nev
And rightly so nev
22 Aug 2026 14:51:33
Agree ken
Agree ken
22 Aug 2026 14:51:42
Massive competition in the who has been worse department!!
Massive competition in the who has been worse department!!
22 Aug 2026 14:51:47
Playing like someone who wants to go
Playing like someone who wants to go
22 Aug 2026 14:52:00
We haven’t addressed the lack of athleticism at United, any team that works hard will cause us heaps of issues
We haven’t addressed the lack of athleticism at United, any team that works hard will cause us heaps of issues
22 Aug 2026 14:52:16
McNair ?
McNair ?
22 Aug 2026 14:52:21
This Herrington kid is good
This Herrington kid is good
22 Aug 2026 14:52:25
I feel like this has been the same opening day loss for over 10 years
I feel like this has been the same opening day loss for over 10 years
22 Aug 2026 14:52:40
For 18
For 18
22 Aug 2026 14:52:44
Rashford still not tracking back
Rashford still not tracking back
22 Aug 2026 14:52:47
Good lad fizz.. met him a couple of times.
Good lad fizz.. met him a couple of times.
22 Aug 2026 14:52:47
Not sure if there is any agenda Red man. Bruno tends to have many such games across the season. He manages to mostly compensate for it with magic moments
Not sure if there is any agenda Red man. Bruno tends to have many such games across the season. He manages to mostly compensate for it with magic moments
22 Aug 2026 14:53:12
The performance in defeat, is similar for last 12 years.
The performance in defeat, is similar for last 12 years.
22 Aug 2026 14:53:28
Doing his normal in terms of defensive work. Strolling waster
Doing his normal in terms of defensive work. Strolling waster
22 Aug 2026 14:54:43
Who's coming off teilemans and cunha?
Who's coming off teilemans and cunha?
22 Aug 2026 14:55:06
It’s bad that Sesko is our only option and hasn’t played in pre season
It’s bad that Sesko is our only option and hasn’t played in pre season
22 Aug 2026 14:55:44
I hope we are patient....
I hope we are patient....
22 Aug 2026 14:55:45
Keefy,which is what I have gone on about for weeks
Keefy,which is what I have gone on about for weeks
22 Aug 2026 14:55:56
How patient ?
How patient ?
22 Aug 2026 14:55:59
Santos and Tielmans off
Santos and Tielmans off
22 Aug 2026 14:56:28
Ask positivity merchants benny
Ask positivity merchants benny
22 Aug 2026 14:57:13
Not much positives today United
Not much positives today United
22 Aug 2026 14:57:35
None
None
22 Aug 2026 14:57:43
There havent been style wise for the past 7 months....
There havent been style wise for the past 7 months....
22 Aug 2026 14:57:51
No matter how many players we have purchased over the last decade, we always look 4-5 players short of a good squad
No matter how many players we have purchased over the last decade, we always look 4-5 players short of a good squad
22 Aug 2026 14:58:04
We still haven't had one decent attempt at goal. There seems to be just no attacking patterns of play.
We still haven't had one decent attempt at goal. There seems to be just no attacking patterns of play.
22 Aug 2026 14:58:29
Can’t wait for CL games ?
Can’t wait for CL games ?
22 Aug 2026 14:58:31
We dont have a decent manager nobody seems to point that out
We dont have a decent manager nobody seems to point that out
22 Aug 2026 14:58:36
Shaw getting the ball on the overlap is the best we have mustered so far
Shaw getting the ball on the overlap is the best we have mustered so far
22 Aug 2026 14:59:07
Shaw should be with keane neville and Wright on the overlap
Shaw should be with keane neville and Wright on the overlap
22 Aug 2026 14:59:08
UA, ahem
UA, ahem
22 Aug 2026 14:59:18
Were totally fcked without a striker
Were totally fcked without a striker
22 Aug 2026 14:59:25
Because you keep buying dross to be fair. Santos didn’t play for Chelsea. Sesko was the 4th choice of the cf merry go round, dorgu pointless, cunha a contract merchant bound by a head loss at any moment, tielmans up and over his peak, only decent signing has been Mbueno
Because you keep buying dross to be fair. Santos didn’t play for Chelsea. Sesko was the 4th choice of the cf merry go round, dorgu pointless, cunha a contract merchant bound by a head loss at any moment, tielmans up and over his peak, only decent signing has been Mbueno
22 Aug 2026 14:59:44
But no comment at this stage of the season UA
But no comment at this stage of the season UA
22 Aug 2026 15:00:18
Forcing heaven into the team even though he’s been terrible but there seems some
Forcing heaven into the team even though he’s been terrible but there seems some
22 Aug 2026 15:00:22
fixation with him
fixation with him
22 Aug 2026 15:00:46
Heaven is excellent he is not the issue
Heaven is excellent he is not the issue
22 Aug 2026 15:00:56
Just from an outsiders point of view. Apologies if blunt. But you’ve not made a single signing where I’ve thought, that’s big that
Just from an outsiders point of view. Apologies if blunt. But you’ve not made a single signing where I’ve thought, that’s big that
22 Aug 2026 15:01:15
Come
Come
22 Aug 2026 15:01:26
Come on red man… you can’t think that really
Come on red man… you can’t think that really
22 Aug 2026 15:02:01
Benny, yes Heaven is not the issue
Benny, yes Heaven is not the issue
22 Aug 2026 15:02:41
Maybe not the issue per se, but to say he’s excellent? Is he is the bench mark at United these days then yikes
Maybe not the issue per se, but to say he’s excellent? Is he is the bench mark at United these days then yikes
22 Aug 2026 15:03:03
Heaven isnt the issue. Its the game plan that is hell
Heaven isnt the issue. Its the game plan that is hell
22 Aug 2026 15:03:27
Do you reckon there is any chance of them creating a chance in the second half??
Do you reckon there is any chance of them creating a chance in the second half??
22 Aug 2026 15:03:36
Of course he is not excellent he is a 19 yo kid playing too many games too early. Decent prospect that's priced nothing yet
Of course he is not excellent he is a 19 yo kid playing too many games too early. Decent prospect that's priced nothing yet
22 Aug 2026 15:03:49
Proved nothing
Proved nothing
22 Aug 2026 15:03:52
Thanks for some logic Ken
Thanks for some logic Ken
22 Aug 2026 15:05:17
He won't be 1st choice when the midge is fit but that brings smoother set of problems
He won't be 1st choice when the midge is fit but that brings smoother set of problems
22 Aug 2026 15:05:20
Heaven is not the issue, jeez we can’t create or score despite having the heroes Bruno and Rashford on the pitch, had to take both new midfielders off. Shambles
Heaven is not the issue, jeez we can’t create or score despite having the heroes Bruno and Rashford on the pitch, had to take both new midfielders off. Shambles
22 Aug 2026 15:05:25
Another
Another
22 Aug 2026 15:05:51
Had to score
Had to score
22 Aug 2026 15:05:55
Save
Save
22 Aug 2026 15:05:58
Red Man both new midfielders arent good enough
Red Man both new midfielders arent good enough
22 Aug 2026 15:06:00
Fck me
Fck me
22 Aug 2026 15:06:11
I don’t think the game plan had a mega effect Red. They’ve scored 2 set pieces… I think it’s because one again, you’ve spent money and not improved the squad ??♂️
I don’t think the game plan had a mega effect Red. They’ve scored 2 set pieces… I think it’s because one again, you’ve spent money and not improved the squad ??♂️
22 Aug 2026 15:06:20
Nobody saying heaven is the problem but just saying he is not excellent
Nobody saying heaven is the problem but just saying he is not excellent
22 Aug 2026 15:07:10
Good ball, Mbueno unlucky there
Good ball, Mbueno unlucky there
22 Aug 2026 15:07:40
He wasnt unlucky he should do better there
He wasnt unlucky he should do better there
22 Aug 2026 15:08:16
Think a few of our players think they are still on holiday.
Think a few of our players think they are still on holiday.
22 Aug 2026 15:08:19
zirkzee might as well leave. Lacey came before him.
zirkzee might as well leave. Lacey came before him.
22 Aug 2026 15:08:26
Controversial but I’d take Bruno off he’s been gash today
Controversial but I’d take Bruno off he’s been gash today
22 Aug 2026 15:08:32
He will leave
He will leave
22 Aug 2026 15:08:36
Maybe he is leaving
Maybe he is leaving
22 Aug 2026 15:08:46
Off balance Ken due to good pressure.
Off balance Ken due to good pressure.
22 Aug 2026 15:09:03
Zirkzee. More wasted money.
Zirkzee. More wasted money.
22 Aug 2026 15:09:37
This is worse than watching Amorim ball
This is worse than watching Amorim ball
22 Aug 2026 15:09:56
This is worse than watc5any type of ball
This is worse than watc5any type of ball
22 Aug 2026 15:09:58
Where’s ugarte?
Where’s ugarte?
22 Aug 2026 15:10:10
Ugarte out for season.
Ugarte out for season.
22 Aug 2026 15:10:26
Read the room rohan???
Read the room rohan???
22 Aug 2026 15:10:51
There’s at least one positive then Rohan ??
There’s at least one positive then Rohan ??
22 Aug 2026 15:12:03
That was nice from rashford
That was nice from rashford
22 Aug 2026 15:12:56
Strikes confidence into defenders does Rashford
Strikes confidence into defenders does Rashford
22 Aug 2026 15:13:19
Playable on his day
Playable on his day
22 Aug 2026 15:13:22
**** a plank he is
**** a plank he is
22 Aug 2026 15:13:26
Maguire and Rashford have looked our only attacking threats ( using threats very loosely here!)
Maguire and Rashford have looked our only attacking threats ( using threats very loosely here!)
22 Aug 2026 15:14:54
Day 1 of not cutting my hair until shaw is actually replaced
Day 1 of not cutting my hair until shaw is actually replaced
22 Aug 2026 15:15:23
Im going to grow hair
Im going to grow hair
22 Aug 2026 15:15:36
?
?
22 Aug 2026 15:16:21
I reckon that fella will look like cousin It by the end of the season
I reckon that fella will look like cousin It by the end of the season
22 Aug 2026 15:17:05
I had high expectations but dear me this will be a long hard season at this rate
I had high expectations but dear me this will be a long hard season at this rate
22 Aug 2026 15:17:22
He's made a couple of million I'm sure he's not bothered.
He's made a couple of million I'm sure he's not bothered.
22 Aug 2026 15:17:41
Poor show fizz..
Poor show fizz..
22 Aug 2026 15:18:04
Just 6 more minutes to bear lads
Just 6 more minutes to bear lads
22 Aug 2026 15:18:07
Not even that good ken. Awful
Not even that good ken. Awful
22 Aug 2026 15:18:35
Mainoo doing his best to prove tuchel right
Mainoo doing his best to prove tuchel right
22 Aug 2026 15:18:38
Commented on it before. At home, I fancy us against anyone. Crowd behind them. Away is a different story. Weak mentality. Maybe that will change with the new signings bedding in.
Commented on it before. At home, I fancy us against anyone. Crowd behind them. Away is a different story. Weak mentality. Maybe that will change with the new signings bedding in.
22 Aug 2026 15:19:02
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
22 Aug 2026 15:19:02
Still trying to be positive here...tell me when i can be real
Still trying to be positive here...tell me when i can be real
22 Aug 2026 15:19:28
Ah welcome back did you get your toys back in the pram
Ah welcome back did you get your toys back in the pram
22 Aug 2026 15:19:30
The dross new signing noucamp..
The dross new signing noucamp..
22 Aug 2026 15:19:32
I suppose we can look forward to improving as the season progresses but we can forget competing. I don’t mind Carrick but he doesn’t look an inspiring character just looks a bit glum like the performance
I suppose we can look forward to improving as the season progresses but we can forget competing. I don’t mind Carrick but he doesn’t look an inspiring character just looks a bit glum like the performance
22 Aug 2026 15:19:33
I see nothing to be positive about here
I see nothing to be positive about here
22 Aug 2026 15:19:34
Maybe next year through Amazon documentary we will find out what the hell is going on behind the scenes
Maybe next year through Amazon documentary we will find out what the hell is going on behind the scenes
22 Aug 2026 15:20:05
Not interested in your crap.. keep it to yourself.
Not interested in your crap.. keep it to yourself.
22 Aug 2026 15:20:10
Carrick post match excuses will be something to look forward to
Carrick post match excuses will be something to look forward to
22 Aug 2026 15:20:16
That's Liverpool spying on us u4l
That's Liverpool spying on us u4l
22 Aug 2026 15:20:21
Sky have already put up their report about our shock 2-0 loss even though there’s still time on the clock.
Sky have already put up their report about our shock 2-0 loss even though there’s still time on the clock.
22 Aug 2026 15:20:35
I think they're decent first team options in an area we where drastically lacking, Benny.
I think they're decent first team options in an area we where drastically lacking, Benny.
22 Aug 2026 15:20:36
Oops another thrown straight out?
Oops another thrown straight out?
22 Aug 2026 15:20:40
That’s how **** we’ve been
That’s how **** we’ve been
22 Aug 2026 15:20:44
I cant stand how footballs played nowadays far too many passes to keep me interested****me
I cant stand how footballs played nowadays far too many passes to keep me interested****me
22 Aug 2026 15:21:19
I saw that our owners combined are worth 14 times the amount of sir Jim and glazers. We could purchase 50 man uniteds…. I doubt Amazon will be sponsoring United docs
I saw that our owners combined are worth 14 times the amount of sir Jim and glazers. We could purchase 50 man uniteds…. I doubt Amazon will be sponsoring United docs
22 Aug 2026 15:21:36
They are though
They are though
22 Aug 2026 15:21:41
Wonder who will replace Carrick
Wonder who will replace Carrick
22 Aug 2026 15:21:51
Oh is it already commissioned ken? Fair enough
Oh is it already commissioned ken? Fair enough
22 Aug 2026 15:22:16
Who do you follow baller
Who do you follow baller
22 Aug 2026 15:22:20
Cameras starting rolling 8 days ago. They found nothing worth showing yet?
Cameras starting rolling 8 days ago. They found nothing worth showing yet?
22 Aug 2026 15:22:30
Liverpool for my sins nev.
Liverpool for my sins nev.
22 Aug 2026 15:22:33
This has been tactically and motivationally clueless management
This has been tactically and motivationally clueless management
22 Aug 2026 15:22:36
New kit reveal ?
New kit reveal ?
22 Aug 2026 15:22:44
FG more of this next week and the manager cycle at United starts again
FG more of this next week and the manager cycle at United starts again
22 Aug 2026 15:23:00
I’m sure they’ve got an inspirational team talk from carrick for the doc
I’m sure they’ve got an inspirational team talk from carrick for the doc
22 Aug 2026 15:23:09
I would imagine they could buy utd if they offload stock and it wouldnt be worth the swap
I would imagine they could buy utd if they offload stock and it wouldnt be worth the swap
22 Aug 2026 15:23:42
Could see musk buying you nev, he loves competing with bezos
Could see musk buying you nev, he loves competing with bezos
22 Aug 2026 15:23:52
Shocking start..
Shocking start..
22 Aug 2026 15:23:59
Our main goal threat is Maguire
Our main goal threat is Maguire
22 Aug 2026 15:24:05
Nah nobody would buy this
Nah nobody would buy this
22 Aug 2026 15:24:16
9 teams started with new managers snd
9 teams started with new managers snd
22 Aug 2026 15:24:20
Been our must urgent player today rg
Been our must urgent player today rg
22 Aug 2026 15:24:23
And we got Carrick
And we got Carrick
22 Aug 2026 15:24:54
They were up for it, we weren't.
They were up for it, we weren't.
22 Aug 2026 15:24:56
Well he is in the box. Threat is a bit ambitious.
Well he is in the box. Threat is a bit ambitious.
22 Aug 2026 15:25:08
Made the solksjear mistake again
Made the solksjear mistake again
22 Aug 2026 15:25:20
Absolutely pathetic
Absolutely pathetic
22 Aug 2026 15:25:27
Disgraceful shambles
Disgraceful shambles
22 Aug 2026 15:25:30
Their keepers been really good. Caught a hell of a lot of balls
Their keepers been really good. Caught a hell of a lot of balls
22 Aug 2026 15:25:48
Unchallenged tho
Unchallenged tho
22 Aug 2026 15:25:48
Season is over already
Season is over already
22 Aug 2026 15:25:53
Very disappointing. The changes made little difference. Our fullbacks are a huge issue. However it's the first game of the season and players are undercooked. Don't want to read too much into it. But we need a reaction in the next game
Very disappointing. The changes made little difference. Our fullbacks are a huge issue. However it's the first game of the season and players are undercooked. Don't want to read too much into it. But we need a reaction in the next game
22 Aug 2026 15:26:02
First time hull have beaten United in 52 years. Carrick to carry on record breaking like his predecessor
First time hull have beaten United in 52 years. Carrick to carry on record breaking like his predecessor
22 Aug 2026 15:26:20
And the few befor that benny
And the few befor that benny
22 Aug 2026 15:26:29
True Nev true!
True Nev true!
22 Aug 2026 15:26:34
Appalling effort
Appalling effort
22 Aug 2026 15:26:42
Thanks for being good sports lads. Leave yall to it x
Thanks for being good sports lads. Leave yall to it x
22 Aug 2026 15:26:44
BB we like to break records, we used to set them
BB we like to break records, we used to set them
22 Aug 2026 15:26:48
Tt
Tt
22 Aug 2026 15:26:56
There was no effort Fizz
There was no effort Fizz
22 Aug 2026 15:26:58
DonRed undercooked? What were we doing in pre season? I heard Santos was Pirlo like and Tielemans was Kroos....we were cooking something...
DonRed undercooked? What were we doing in pre season? I heard Santos was Pirlo like and Tielemans was Kroos....we were cooking something...
22 Aug 2026 15:27:38
These new lads will realise tomorrow the hysteria that surrounds a bad performance at united
These new lads will realise tomorrow the hysteria that surrounds a bad performance at united
22 Aug 2026 15:28:04
Laters. Done here. Feel proper let down.
Laters. Done here. Feel proper let down.
22 Aug 2026 15:28:17
Cue the excuses...we must improve...we'll be better next game etc..it's been the same for the last thirteen years.
Cue the excuses...we must improve...we'll be better next game etc..it's been the same for the last thirteen years.
22 Aug 2026 15:28:19
It’s the first game for Hull as well. They turned up. We sadly didn’t.
It’s the first game for Hull as well. They turned up. We sadly didn’t.
22 Aug 2026 15:28:46
Shappy essay incoming!
Shappy essay incoming!
22 Aug 2026 15:28:47
We are so back!!!??♂️?
We are so back!!!??♂️?
22 Aug 2026 15:28:53
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22 Aug 2026 15:28:53
UA a lot of the players out there today weren't about for most of preseason
UA a lot of the players out there today weren't about for most of preseason
22 Aug 2026 15:29:04
Catch you later lads!
Catch you later lads!
22 Aug 2026 15:29:22
New season, same old Utd.??♂️?
New season, same old Utd.??♂️?
22 Aug 2026 15:29:29
Then why were they playing today
Then why were they playing today
22 Aug 2026 15:29:57
Carrick is just Ole again. If counter attack isnt working then he is clueless.
Carrick is just Ole again. If counter attack isnt working then he is clueless.
22 Aug 2026 15:30:35
When was the last time we played good consistent football rather than moments
When was the last time we played good consistent football rather than moments
22 Aug 2026 15:30:37
We've struggled against low blocks for years. Why? Because our defence is poor. And we had most of our old defence today. Licha, De Ligt make a big difference. We need a fullback in the door.
We've struggled against low blocks for years. Why? Because our defence is poor. And we had most of our old defence today. Licha, De Ligt make a big difference. We need a fullback in the door.