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23 May 2022 16:38:29
Been good talking to you whiners on live chat

Have a good summer.


1.) 23 May 2022 18:12:30
Have a good summer, fancy selling us Odie-garden?

{Ed014's Note - he can play football mate, didn’t think you were the kind of club that bought players like that. ?‍♂️?

2.) 23 May 2022 19:13:47
Is this the same odegaard that has less prem goals and assists in two seasons than Bruno has this one season? Which was his worst season for us. And he spent most of the time whinging?

Keep him lmao.

{Ed014's Note - ahh another clueless Bruno lover ???

3.) 23 May 2022 20:01:04
Ed014 I will have you a charity bet you can name the price of the bet
Utd to finish higher than Arsenal next season.

{Ed014's Note - are you of the opinion that I think Arsenal are better than United or are you just feeling lucky?

4.) 23 May 2022 23:39:07
Are those bruno assists counting the one he gave zaha yesterday?

Dont think I've ever seen odegaard do that tbf.

5.) 24 May 2022 08:15:04

{Ed014's Note - well if I’m honest I think we’re equally poor but I’m happier with my squad and wouldn’t swap it for yours.

We need a better manager and I’d take Graham Potter or would have had ETH too as think he’d do more with our squad than he will with yours.

Don’t gamble and being higher than United isn’t what I want, it’s to be up with Liverpool and City.

However as it’s for charity I’d do £50

£25 to cancer research and £25 to the British Heart Foundation. ??

6.) 24 May 2022 09:01:53
Same clueless Bruno lover I'm afraid 014. I do like Odegaard though, he does a lot of the unseen work. Be interesting to see how esr kicks on next season too, had a great season this time around.

{Ed014's Note - I think next season is going to be interesting for both of us, I’m not struck on Arteta but he’ll be here so it’ll be interesting to see if he can do better, he truly needs too.

Interesting to see if ETH, can get a tune out of a lot of players you already have and how you do in offloading and bringing in better.

7.) 24 May 2022 13:44:30
I know what you mean Ed as I have higher ambitions than finishing higher than a woeful Arsenal side

£50 it is I’ll put it to the same 2 charities as you if I lose

Good luck.

{Ed014's Note - ??? and to you!


8.) 24 May 2022 15:31:59
Ed I thought you had Lacazette oh my bad
Not surprising when we don’t have a defence and midfield
We’re both rubbish.

{Ed014's Note - Lacazette a striker! ???

9.) 24 May 2022 20:09:46
Arsenal's capitulation of top4 was of some solace to us ed. Just when you seem to get going it all falls apart. Strange one. If the continued missing of champs league carries on I fear you'll lose the likes of martinelli and saka.

{Ed014's Note - I can imagine after spending a billion quid to be utter shite that any tiny straw to clutch is going to be some kind of solace.

Do you think you’ll actually ever get going again or just continue to fall apart?

It must also be a great solace to you that you have the “world class” Varane in your back line, he can’t half head a ball!

I guess the other solace is you obvs don’t have a single player you’d fear losing! ???

10.) 25 May 2022 16:48:34



26 Feb 2022 18:44:23
What I want to know

Where's shappy on this lovely day.


1.) 26 Feb 2022 19:08:19
Hi Malaga, I'm here. One of those games. We've had a few in the past couple of months. 21 shots on goal, only 2 on target.

If we put away our chances we'd have an extra 6-8 points over the past 8 games. Would still be in the domestic cups as well.

That's the way it goes sometimes. No point crying about it. Onward and upward, hopefully ?.



14 Feb 2022 10:36:13
So lads who's going to get that 4th spot?


1.) 14 Feb 2022 11:56:14
Appears like no one wants it…. no one taking advantage of others results, so will probably go right down to last 1 or 2 games, Arsenal must be slight favourites but have trouble scoring, United should have the fire power but that can’t be said since RR arrival so anyones to grab, just need to go on a run, but what’s worrying is how much behind the top 2/ 3 all the other teams are.

2.) 14 Feb 2022 11:58:04

3.) 14 Feb 2022 13:29:02
Arsenal for me. Spurs don't seem to want it despite being best placed of everyone and I'm not convinced West Ham can get it over the line (would love to see them do it although the Zouma thing and their stubbornness in playing him has peed me right off) .

4.) 14 Feb 2022 13:40:35
Dunno, but I think it'll go down to the wire.

Any of Arsenal, United, West Ham, Spurs or Wolves could get it.

It'll be consistency that will be the most important thing.

5.) 14 Feb 2022 17:23:27
I’ve got a horrible feeling we’ll get it and players will think they’ve done their job, owners are happy and we stumble into next season thinking change of manager and we’ll be challenging!



22 Dec 2021 14:44:09
Merry Christmas lads, have a good one and stay safe.




27 Aug 2021 21:17:57
I hear united have been in contact with the Manchester health authorities looking for a Zimmer frame.


1.) 27 Aug 2021 21:24:30
Mal you would take Henry back mate. You need him👍.

2.) 27 Aug 2021 21:34:13
He'd still waltz through the Arsenal defence mate on two crutches and a zimmer mate lol.

3.) 27 Aug 2021 21:48:48
Gotta love arsenal fans. Worried about us signing Ronaldo when they've been mugged by Brighton and by Bournemouth 😂. Must be looking quite the bit more gloomy down at the emirates.

Not sure if Henry would even want to resign with the state that team is in Ken.

4.) 27 Aug 2021 22:15:26
Arsenal? Aren't they that mid table club that got bantered by Spartak Moscow on twitter the other day?

I'd imagine a 45 year old Ronaldo would still be a better player than anyone currently playing at Arsenal😂.

5.) 27 Aug 2021 22:16:11
Can't see ronaldo making much impact to be honest. If man city had bought him we would all be saying how old and expensive he is.
Can't see any sense in the Ronaldo deal and worst still we have a coach who is championship level at best.

6.) 27 Aug 2021 22:20:33
Coming from an arsenal fan who's club sign Chelseas pensioners. i'd worry more about your own club before you come on here with that nonsense lol. You got a relegation battle to save your energy for 🤣.

7.) 27 Aug 2021 22:24:09
If white and ramsdale cost 80 million from Brighton and Sheffield utd it seems a great time to offer Phil Jones in a straight swap for saka before arsenal employ someone to replace del trotter in finances.

8.) 27 Aug 2021 22:25:34
Top Scorer Italy 2020/ 21
Ronaldo 29 goals
Lukaku 24 goals

One of those players just cost £100million to buy, the other £20million.

9.) 27 Aug 2021 22:39:39
Slate 😂 good one that.




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01 Jun 2022 15:29:01
So sorry to see you go Paul.




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18 Apr 2022 20:59:13
Thoughts and prayers with the ronaldo family.




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08 Mar 2022 21:15:32
Haha shappy

He really made himself look a right hand job.




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08 Mar 2022 18:22:56

Who’s the d-ck El-Tel.


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08 Mar 2022 17:51:37
Big Tel or Tasher or whoever Ed

The poster is right about the D-cks.


{Ed014's Note - ??