Manchester United banter 9

20 Oct 2025 11:04:28
Anybody got any paracetamol? ?.

20 Oct 2025 12:17:51
Bro, never mind paracetamol, i live in Dubai, I already missed work, its 3pm! So fsr I've had 2 hangover drips delivered, one usually works instantly, I've now also ordered an energise drip because I am like a swollen throated geriatric zombie.

I sound like Barry White but I look like Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques (if ya know ya know)

. and couldn't be happier if i woke up to find i'd grown another cock!

This result is massive for another reason that maybe hasn't been covered. The scousers cheerleader pundits have turned on esch other already, the sacred law of not letting united back out kf their fall from grsce is gone from Anfield, and csrrsgher thinks Salah is past it and maybe only starts at Anfield and only agsins lower teams, Redknapp went after Wirtz and Isak, murphy thinks the 4 new players are already showing they can't deal with the pressure at liverpool, souness clsims the dressing room is fractured, warnock thinks frimpong is a better player than salah, my favpurite is Klopp, whilst saying he might one day return after being sskkng if he woukd replace slot, who 2 polls this morning have as the overwhelming favourite to be the nwxt manager sacked, and nailed on iff they lose to frankfurt on weds, he points out he turned down united as the project wasnt for him as they were buying the top. players in every positon and planned tl soemd their way to a harlem globetrotters list of players, just like liverpool did this summer.

The cracks just became chasms. I for one, after all their crowing and abuse during our disaster dozen in the wildnerness will pouring sulphuric acid into those mental open wounds. When we were on top i pitied them ans felt empathise but after their rise and the attitude, i'm already everywhere online doing more posting than pat and his black and white cat!

20 Oct 2025 12:50:33
Bit early to be writing obituaries. The irony of you doing the same that you slate them for is palpable CO.
Wait in the long grass and talk when its time to talk.
We will have lots of ups and downs ourselves this season so its not time to be dancing on their grave just yet.
Good win and another baby step in the right direction its no more than that at this stage. Finders crossed it keeps improving for us.

20 Oct 2025 13:52:33
Yes great win, but some perspective please, we have never had problems getting up for these games, it’s the ones we are expected to breeze through that is the main cause for concern, yes celebrate this victory but fingers crossed we don’t go throw it all away in next 2 games and all that’s left is bragging rights over the scousers. Great win but it’s only 3 points.

20 Oct 2025 20:16:47
I'd say we had a few problems getting up for these games when they were putting 6 or 7 past us, mate.

But I agree with your point.

21 Oct 2025 05:08:24
I agree with Amorim. its one big game given the opponent and the grounds but it will mean very little if we do not back in up with a win at home and away to forrest who are very poor.

Win games and it quiets the media and the noise. I have been one of the people who did not think amorim will make it and hope he proves me wrong.

We beat a city team that was in a bit of a crisis last year like liverpool are atm but then did nothing afterwards. Genuinely hope this is the start of something of a decent run of results. Win the games we are suppose to and become hard to beat even when we are off.

we are well within top 5 places and it would be great if we are in there fighting it out to get back to cl football, another summer of transfers in and out and move another step forward.

20 Oct 2025 07:39:28
Absolutely great result yesterday!
Starting to feel the embers of Utd being stoked a little.
I am not expecting miracles but could this result just be the start of better consistency. I am not holding my breath but boy, surely this must give the team, manager and back room staff some confidence moving in to the next game and further ahead. Momentum is everything. I was really beginning to lose faith for the first time in 50yrs but there's certainly more positivity in me now.

Come on Utd let's get going!

20 Oct 2025 08:33:23
We looked well up for it Bruno was everywhere the first 20 minutes.
The one I think that makes us tick is casemiro though we looked far better in the middle when he's playing ugarte looked lost when he replaced him.
Special shout out to Cunha and mbeumbo though they gave the Liverpool centre backs he'll especially mbeumbo against the mighty can djik best centre half in the league ever he is not.

20 Oct 2025 10:52:17
Cas been very good this season. A real Rolls Royce of a player. Just wish he was five years younger.

20 Oct 2025 16:33:05
I actually thought Ugarte made some vital interventions in the latter stages, he's just not good enough on the ball unfortunately.

20 Oct 2025 16:59:29
There is little calmness in his game silly and lots of what assists to be panic but your right imo he did make a couple of very good blocks and tackles.

20 Oct 2025 07:39:03
{Ed's Note - LFC-S MANGO has posted a new article entitled, Is Liverpool FC In A Crisis?

20 Oct 2025 07:49:39
Not going to read such articles because 4 losses in a row is clearly a crisis but an observation. Spending massive amounts on several players looks to have unsettled the rest of the team, it looks like the other players are going, well you are a £100m or very expensive player, off you go and win the game for us ordinary ones then. Lost the spirit of a team a little. It looked like major surgery when it didn’t need it.

20 Oct 2025 08:16:12
In a crisis? I for one blardy well hope so ???.

20 Oct 2025 09:48:07
I would not say its a crises.
Its not surprising they over achieved last season. They massively over achieved this season in their 1st 5 games winning 4 of them in extra time.
They signed good players it will take time for them to gel.
Left themselves very short at the back in the squad. 3 of their most expensive signings didn't start yesterday.
Im not convinced by slot at all and have not been since the start but he did well last season but their play imo was not good.
Too many football fans imo place too much emphasis on individual players as opposed to the team.
Nice to get one over them but I've seen posts on here slagging their fans for their reaction to this loss by the same people who do the exact same here. I suppose its just soccer fans acting like their sterotype. Pretty stupid.

20 Oct 2025 10:43:02
Not going to pretend I know every in and out at Liverpool but would say one thing.

Trent Alexander Arnold was a unicorn type player who was amazing on the ball (kdb, beckham level passing and crossing) . Criminally under appreciated in this country.

The idea he could be replaced by conor bradley or frimpong is laughable and surprising from Liverpool who are so data driven with their recruitment.

20 Oct 2025 11:39:34
Good post dsg.
It takes time to put a new elements of a team together, Implement new systems with players taking time to adapt to me coaches.
At the moment I don't think the manager knows his best 11 which is understandable.

21 Oct 2025 05:17:01
They have a great squad of players. The new players they have are all top quality but they need time in the league and a new team. I think Losing Jota bless his sole is a massive loss for them. They are light at the back but that's about it.

Salah is really off form and last year he had something like 50 goal/ assists if i am not mistaken and they are very dependent on him.

Once they gel they will be a difficult team and will still be there come end of season challenging for the league imo.

20 Oct 2025 05:37:50
Affer all that he has gone through, whenever Harry Maguire scores a goal, it has a different feeling to it. But when Maguire scores a late goal it adds a different dimension and when that goal is the winner, it feels good and when that goal is against Liverpool, it is fecking awesome and when it is at Anfield its simply out of this world.

What a feeling to wake up with.

20 Oct 2025 03:51:44
Couldn't catch the game other than the last few minutes. Had a question - how was Lammens?

20 Oct 2025 08:16:58
Very good.

20 Oct 2025 08:28:54
Was solid am2 claimed a couple of crosses one really good save from isak nothing he could do about the goal.

20 Oct 2025 12:24:38
Thanks folks. Great results ofc, and hopefully the start of a settled backline with a GK everyone trusts. I think that's going to be so key to building any kind of momentum.

20 Oct 2025 12:25:20
The best compliment I can give him at the moment is that he is composed, that composure translates to the defence who look more settled.

These are early days, but you can see green shoots.

20 Oct 2025 12:33:58
Also did brilliant to close the angle on what looked a sure goal for Salah. Very fast of his line and a big punch from a corner when Van dijk was well positioned.

20 Oct 2025 17:01:30
O made that point on the chat caolan. i'd was very good keeping. He was out like a flash in his face. Went noticed by the commentator but I think he did enough to rush salah.
I like what I've seen from him to be honest.

19 Oct 2025 21:22:24
Go take a look at the Liverpool page, they are in meltdown. They won the league last year, yet some are questioning the manager.

They are also sooo disrespectful about us, hey ho, the arroganve success I guess.

19 Oct 2025 23:54:43
Hilarious. Some posters on there saying they should sack Slot if he doesn't win the next two games.

20 Oct 2025 00:52:07
It has been interesting watching his transformation from messiah to bald fraud in the space of four matches, ynwa.

20 Oct 2025 01:50:58
Let's get our own house in order before criticising others!

20 Oct 2025 07:00:20
Beautiful isn't it ?.

20 Oct 2025 07:20:49
I absolutely detest everything about them and most of them talk utter nonsense

Couldn'thappen to a nicer set

We actually showed some fighting spirit for once

Lets hope its a springboard and not another false dawn.

20 Oct 2025 07:48:42
On Liverpool page Carra, their reliable ITK, is hinting that all’s not well off the pitch and Slot might not last.

Taking nothing away from United’s win, Liverpool were pretty awful yesterday.

20 Oct 2025 08:45:46
Their reactions remind me of the likes of yourself ajh and the likes of fallguy and east stand nick.

20 Oct 2025 12:31:26
Why would you hate Liverpool? They’re our rivals, nothing more.

We all have friends, colleagues, and family who support them.

Rivalry, banter, and respect that’s what football’s all about.

20 Oct 2025 12:52:09
A lot of fans don't have respect for or club and team never mind anyone else. Good post grim.

20 Oct 2025 13:47:08
Wallace they weren't awful. They played like they've played most of this year and last. They created a lot of chances. The hallmark of that team is how clinical they are. They hit the post a few times yesterday. That was the difference. But they can't really complain about luck as they won 5 of their first 6 in injury time (might even be all 6 now I think of it) .

I posted some time ago that I was puzzled by some of their recruitment, particularly Frimpong. He's a super player but is a wingback so would suit us better than them. And getting Ekitike and Isak is going to cause problems as it's hard to fit in both. But they have really good players and I expect them to sort it out. Slot though needs to focus on their defensive structure which is a mess. We caused them havoc by just dragging VVD out wide.

19 Oct 2025 20:54:48
Evening, gooner here in peace to say well done for today and with grateful thanks lol

Best of luck for the rest of the season.

20 Oct 2025 00:20:19
Best of luck Sally, it was a great result for both of us.

20 Oct 2025 03:38:24
Gooner here as well, really well done on the win. Love watching Amad play for you lot, top talent. Mbuemo looking excellent too.

19 Oct 2025 20:20:44
What a game and what a place to get that elusive 2nd win in a row.

19 Oct 2025 18:35:44
Amorim out

Replace him with Slot.

19 Oct 2025 18:46:28
???.

19 Oct 2025 18:46:57
I'm very glad for him that he got that result today. It's totally taken the target from his back.

19 Oct 2025 19:24:26
Indeed. Tim and I have both posted but they have gone on the Match Posts page.

Amazing performance and result.

19 Oct 2025 07:39:03
{Ed's Note - Thestigno1 has posted a new article entitled, Where Are Glasgow Rangers Heading?